DTF: The Movie

[Zydar]

kingshmegland will be played by Bob Hoskins.

[King Postwhore]

kingshmegland will be played by Bob Hoskins.

  Or Dom Deluise!

[Zydar]

  Or Dom Deluise!

Oh man, that would have worked better!

[Tick]

  Or Dom Deluise!

Oh man, that would have worked better!

and don't discount an audition for Paul Prudhomme!

[Lynxo]

  Awesome thread.

[King Postwhore]

Tick played by Shawn Astin

[Zydar]

Awesome thread.

You will be played by the Nightwish drumming dude.

[wasteland]

I think you guys should consider casting Richard Madden for DarkLoL, instead of the worn out Bale:

[BlobVanDam]

I don't know man, seems like a no brainer casting choice to me!

[MrBoom_shack-a-lack]

casted as:

[wasteland]

It's just the precence of female captives to enhance the resemblance. Bale is no closer to LoL than Madden is 

[BlobVanDam]

It's just the precence of female captives to enhance the resemblance. Bale is no closer to LoL than Madden is 

Are you kidding me? Just focus on the faces, and there's a much stronger resemblance! I don't see much resemblance at all with other dude.

[jingle.boy]

How did I know I was gonna get the Bruce Willis treatment?    I'll gladly take it.  And for reference, scotch is my go-to.

Starring in the role of BlobVanDam, Joaquin Phoenix reprises his 'I-don't-give-a-fuck-that's-how-awesome-I-am' shtick.  3-D glasses and all.



And in his first cinematic appearance on the big-screen, Slash agrees to die his hair blond to tackle the role of SirGuitarCozmo

[MoraWintersoul]

casted as:

I would love to be an animated gleeful dead child

[BlobVanDam]

casted as:

I would love to be an animated gleeful dead child

Hey HEY HEY, that's not in our VFX budget! You'll have to be a guy in bed sheets, and you'll have to cut the eye holes yourself. The costume department isn't budgeted to be cutting things.

Starring in the role of BlobVanDam, Joaquin Phoenix reprises his 'I-don't-give-a-fuck-that's-how-awesome-I-am' shtick.  3-D glasses and all.

It's almost like you used the Google "search by image" using the one photo I have on FB.

[jingle.boy]

Nope, in fact on only picked up on Phoenix based on the half-head, dimly lit pic you gave us a couple months ago.

Oh, and starring as the foreign female lead pining for a good concert, yet forever lamenting that her favorite bands stay the fuck away from her country, Alanis Morissette as MoraWintersoul

[wasteland]

Oh god, is this the first normal picture we have of you, Blob?

[BlobVanDam]

Oh god, is this the first normal picture we have of you, Blob?

Well it's pretty much identical to the pic I posted a little while back. Except different headphones, and natural light.

[MoraWintersoul]

Blob has long hair?

Oh, and starring as the foreign female lead pining for a good concert, yet forever lamenting that her favorite bands stay the fuck away from her country, Alanis Morissette as MoraWintersoul

thank you.

[Zydar]

Blob: You're more bearded than I had expected. Is that a recent pic of you?

[jingle.boy]

Starring as the sharp-eyed Pier-cop (who secretly longs for a segue), Jonah Hill as JayOctavarium

[BlobVanDam]

Blob: You're more bearded than I had expected. Is that a recent pic of you?

Nope, that's a couple of years old. I'm actually more bearded than that pic.

Starring as the sharp-eyed Pier-cop (who secretly longs for a segue), Jonah Hill as JayOctavarium

Gosh darnit, I already cast Jonah Hill as Nick. Will I have to get Seth Rogan instead?

[wasteland]

Oh god, is this the first normal picture we have of you, Blob?

Well it's pretty much identical to the pic I posted a little while back. Except different headphones, and natural light.

Natural light makes all the difference!

[PuffyPat]

I don't know why, but I always pictured blob as Tom Hardy. Like he had a secret Australian life as Optimus Prime or something.

[snapple]

Starring as the sharp-eyed Pier-cop (who secretly longs for a segue), Jonah Hill as JayOctavarium

"I didn't read the OP!" Chad exclaimed, once he was told that Jonah Hill was already casted as Nick.

[Sketchy]

Ivan is clearly more handsome than Steven Wilson.

*flutters eyelashes and flicks the long, green wig*

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.

Can I pay you in cake to be my casting director?

Can that really happen? I'm pretty sure I could live off cake.

Yup, I'll get a bakery book and I'll work my way through it, while also doing some of my own creations, like spiced tea cake (made with real yunnan gold).

I want Alice to do the audio commentary track.

Does this mean I don't get to be portrayed in the movie?

Of course, you will be portrayed by Björk.

This makes me happy.

Film will be so much win.

[jingle.boy]

Starring as the sharp-eyed Pier-cop (who secretly longs for a segue), Jonah Hill as JayOctavarium

"I didn't read the OP!" Chad exclaimed, once he was told that Jonah Hill was already casted as Nick.

I read the OP, I just disregarded it.  Ok, Jonah can shoot half the movie with some stubble, and half clean-shaven.

[snapple]

 

he's going for that Academy Award

[MoraWintersoul]

Yup, I'll get a bakery book and I'll work my way through it, while also doing some of my own creations, like spiced tea cake

You're the best boss I'll ever have.

I just realized that, if Alanis is me, I am to be played by a person who played God.

[Zydar]

And of course Adami will be played by Bryan Cranston:

[BlobVanDam]

Benedict Cumberbatch will play AndyDT. Why? More like why not!




"For England, Andy?"
"No, for God."

*shoot out*

[MrBoom_shack-a-lack]

 

[Sketchy]

Sharing a voice with Sigz is something I have no problem with either.

[Lolzeez]

This is archive worthy stuff here.

[bout to crash]

It just gets more and more magical.