How did I know I was gonna get the Bruce Willis treatment?
![:lol](https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/Smileys/default/lol.gif)
I'll gladly take it. And for reference, scotch is my go-to.
Starring in the role of
BlobVanDam, Joaquin Phoenix reprises his 'I-don't-give-a-fuck-that's-how-awesome-I-am' shtick. 3-D glasses and all.
![](https://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201074/300.stillhere.2.lc.080510.jpg)
And in his first cinematic appearance on the big-screen, Slash agrees to die his hair blond to tackle the role of
SirGuitarCozmo![](https://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s218/celebitchy/slash2.jpg)