DTF Would You Rather Thread

[Gadough]

This could be entertaining. I assume we all know how this works; the easiest way to keep this going is to take turns. Quote the question, answer it and provide reasons why, and then post your own question.

Would you rather look like Jar Jar Binks or sound like Jar Jar Binks? Suicide is not an option.

[alirocker08]

Sound like Jar Jar and become a mute.

[Cedar redaC]

I guess I would rather sound like Jar Jar, but I would probably have my vocal chords removed...

[Zantera]

Sound like Jar Jar and then never speak. 

[jingle.boy]

Sound like Jar Jar and become a mute.

Sound like Jar Jar, then become an NRA activist just to piss every NRA member off so they never wanted to own a gun in the first place.