But Iconoclast isn't a pig.
Seriously, I'm going to defend that album until my face turns blue. I do agree When All Is Lost should've been the closer for the full album though.
Well, okay then...er...maybe "putting lipstick on a decent-looking female body builder, who responds to any given confrontation by brutally punching her opponent in the throat, to which you initially respond by going, 'whoa!
That's friggin' brutal! I love it!' but then you realize that that's the only thing she ever does, and she also speaks in a monotone without ever changing her voice inflection even the tiniest bit, and she only talks about one subject over and over again, so after being with her ten minutes, you quickly get bored and are ready to move on to something else. But lipstick." More accurate?
EDIT: Oh yeah, and I like the alternate track listing. My work computer did that as well, so that's how I've been listening to the album for awhile now.