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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #35 on: December 16, 2012, 10:59:39 PM »
Quote from: Gadough on December 16, 2012, 01:34:52 PM
This song has my nomination for the worst heavy metal song of all time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQBebfEXpc

This is disturbing at any level.
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #37 on: December 17, 2012, 03:52:16 AM »
Aerosmith - I Don't Want to Miss a Thing.
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #38 on: December 17, 2012, 03:54:00 AM »
I don't know. Worst in history? Most likely something I haven't heard because it's so unknown someone recorded it in their garage and it sucks. Out of the songs I do know? Friday maybe.
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #39 on: December 17, 2012, 04:12:55 AM »
Quote from: wolfking on December 17, 2012, 03:52:16 AM
Aerosmith - I Don't Want to Miss a Thing.

It's cheesy as hell but worst? Not that far, imo.
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME.
« Reply #40 on: December 17, 2012, 04:14:06 AM »
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Quote from: Ruba on December 16, 2012, 11:30:22 AM
Justin Bieber ft. Ludacris - Baby is the first one to come to my mind.

Oh, and David Guetta ft. Sia - Titanium is a close contender.

You've obviously never heard any Brokencyde.

No...

but did you see my edit?
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #41 on: December 17, 2012, 04:51:48 AM »
Quote from: SeRoX on December 17, 2012, 04:12:55 AM
Quote from: wolfking on December 17, 2012, 03:52:16 AM
Aerosmith - I Don't Want to Miss a Thing.

It's cheesy as hell but worst?

YES.
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #42 on: December 17, 2012, 09:15:24 AM »
Quote from: Gadough on December 16, 2012, 04:20:10 PM
Quote from: Ultimetalhead on December 16, 2012, 04:19:43 PM
I can barely survive a minute of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0

I can appreciate the humorous qualities of this song, at least.
I wish i didnt click that...
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #43 on: December 17, 2012, 09:20:20 AM »
TOM'S DINER

Once you hear it, it won't get out of your head.  That song wants me to single-handedly resurrect the lost art of treppaning.
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #44 on: December 17, 2012, 09:21:10 AM »
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #45 on: December 17, 2012, 09:51:30 AM »
I bet there's a lot of shitty music out there that I (fortunately) have never heard, but the worst song I have heard is probably some Brokencyde song I came across. Autotune + emo screams = :puke:
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #46 on: December 17, 2012, 11:08:14 AM »
https://filebox.vt.edu/users/mrouser/DEATHTRAIN.MP3

This makes me laugh even 15 years after I first heard it.
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #47 on: December 17, 2012, 01:08:42 PM »
I can't believe I forgot about this monstrosity:

Sweet Home Alabama.
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #48 on: December 17, 2012, 01:14:15 PM »
Quote from: Ħ on December 17, 2012, 01:08:42 PM
I can't believe I forgot about this monstrosity:

Sweet Home Alabama.

That song is not THAT bad.

EDIT: just heard it to be sure.
yha, its really meh.
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #49 on: December 17, 2012, 02:22:23 PM »
Also, that song AC/DC wrote. You know, the only one they wrote. And any 80s hair/glam "metal" (metal in quotes because it's not metal) song.
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #50 on: December 17, 2012, 02:25:05 PM »
I think our 2013 submission for Eurosong is a good contestant as well: https://youtu.be/gy5BhNe4g-4
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #51 on: December 17, 2012, 02:30:28 PM »
MY GOD, I HATE THIS THREAD!!!!

Tom's Diner is still stuck in my head!  GET IT OUT!!
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #52 on: December 17, 2012, 09:31:52 PM »
Quote from: Beowulf on December 17, 2012, 02:30:28 PM
MY GOD, I HATE THIS THREAD!!!!

Tom's Diner is still stuck in my head!  GET IT OUT!!
THIS. HELP ME!
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #53 on: December 17, 2012, 10:16:00 PM »
Tom's Diner is literally and irrefutably better than no less than 95% of all top 40 since 2000. Aside from that, it's a legitimately good song.
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #54 on: December 17, 2012, 10:20:58 PM »
Eh, I don't think Tom's Diner is that bad.
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #55 on: December 18, 2012, 03:46:21 PM »
Quote from: LieLowTheWantedMan on December 17, 2012, 02:22:23 PM
Also, that song AC/DC wrote. You know, the only one they wrote.

Interviewer:  How do you respond to critics who claim you've just done the same album 9 times in a row.

Angus Young: That's a bloody lie....it's *10*!

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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #56 on: December 18, 2012, 03:48:17 PM »
Yeah I remember seeing a quote like that. :lol Funny stuff.
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #57 on: December 18, 2012, 04:26:40 PM »
Quote from: Ħ on December 17, 2012, 01:08:42 PM
I can't believe I forgot about this monstrosity:

Sweet Home Alabama.

I'll give you the Kid Rock bastardised version, but the original is surely still a classic.

As far as super shit songs that were actually successful, it's going to have to be 3OH!3, with their gash hit 'Starstrukk'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvf--10EYXw

Wretched.
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #58 on: December 18, 2012, 05:40:57 PM »
"Whip my hair"
"That's not my name"
"Friday"
Anything by Justin Bieber

Just off the top of my head.
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #59 on: December 18, 2012, 06:17:34 PM »
Quote from: Ultimetalhead on December 16, 2012, 04:19:43 PM
I can barely survive a minute of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0

Nothing this funny can be considered the worst song ever.
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #60 on: December 18, 2012, 06:26:58 PM »
When I used to do reviews, I got sent many promo's by bands that were just painful, so bad I wondered how anyone ever gave them money to record.
That said, anything by Green Day makes me wanna puke.
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« Reply #61 on: December 18, 2012, 11:00:07 PM »
Quote from: fadetoblackdude7 on December 18, 2012, 05:40:57 PM
"That's not my name"
Bleck. Agreed.

Also, Calvin Harris - "Feel So Close"
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #62 on: December 19, 2012, 01:32:52 PM »
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #63 on: December 19, 2012, 02:09:08 PM »
Every song by your favorite band.  Your favorite band sucks.
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #64 on: December 19, 2012, 02:49:00 PM »
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #65 on: December 19, 2012, 02:50:02 PM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on December 19, 2012, 02:09:08 PM
Every song by your favorite band.  Your favorite band sucks.

Even if they are called The Amazing Cozmo Experience?
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #66 on: December 19, 2012, 02:53:20 PM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on December 19, 2012, 02:09:08 PM
Every song by your favorite band.  Your favorite band sucks.

But I really like my favorite band. :(
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #67 on: December 20, 2012, 07:02:36 AM »
Quote from: Scorpion on December 19, 2012, 02:50:02 PM
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on December 19, 2012, 02:09:08 PM
Every song by your favorite band.  Your favorite band sucks.

Even if they are called The Amazing Cozmo Experience?

The Amazing Cozmo Experience is more than just a band.  It's a state of mind.  It's a way of life.



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Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on December 19, 2012, 02:09:08 PM
Every song by your favorite band.  Your favorite band sucks.

But I really like my favorite band. :(

I thought you knew I meant everybody's favorite band except for yours.  I should've been clearer.
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #68 on: December 20, 2012, 07:37:51 AM »
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« Reply #69 on: December 21, 2012, 05:27:57 PM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on December 20, 2012, 07:02:36 AM
Quote from: Adami on December 19, 2012, 02:53:20 PM
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on December 19, 2012, 02:09:08 PM
Every song by your favorite band.  Your favorite band sucks.

But I really like my favorite band. :(

I thought you knew I meant everybody's favorite band except for yours.  I should've been clearer.


Oh good. :)
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