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so guys,what is the worst song of all time in your opinion? :D
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME.
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2012, 11:26:56 AM »
What's Up? by 4 Non Blondes maybe.

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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME.
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2012, 11:30:22 AM »
Justin Bieber ft. Ludacris - Baby is the first one to come to my mind.

Oh, and David Guetta ft. Sia - Titanium is a close contender.

E:You got those sunglasses on...

is getting my vote.
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME.
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2012, 11:31:13 AM »
What's Up? by 4 Non Blondes maybe.
Omg thats the heyeayea song :O
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« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2012, 11:33:13 AM »
It's all about the money by Enja or whatever her name was. Or Pricetag by Jessie J. Both tracks complain about the fact that music is being made for money, but especially Jessie J's track is obviously made to make millions with.

The whole David Guetta/Pittbull/Swedish House Mafia/Lady Gaga whatever invasion sucks balls too. Every damn song sounds the same. 
Not 'Down To F***', but 'Dream Theater Forums' .

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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2012, 11:36:33 AM »
Any song in Lulu is unbeliveably awfull. this makes me rofl:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adyC404_gEk
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« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2012, 11:37:11 AM »
Any song in Lulu is unbeliveably awfull. this makes me rofl:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adyC404_gEk

I like The View. Got to get the whole album sometime.

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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2012, 11:37:31 AM »
Also, I'm sure this forum would love most things Merzbow makes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9VH6iBcN2k

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« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2012, 11:39:39 AM »
Also, I'm sure this forum would love most things Merzbow makes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9VH6iBcN2k
Holy shit. this is like he is trying to be awfull :O
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2012, 11:41:04 AM »
Similar artist, but with vocals:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN_QWHDk92w

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« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2012, 11:41:50 AM »
Similar artist, but with vocals:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN_QWHDk92w
how. people. listen. to.this.shit.
I'm shocked reading the comment this video has
"great noise band" :O
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2012, 11:56:01 AM »
Of those that I've heard, I'd probably go with Hot Problems.
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« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2012, 12:00:22 PM »
One of the worst songs ever.... is this song by Radiohead  ;D (yap, its real. colin is singing :O)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laD9efF0zYA
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« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2012, 12:28:44 PM »
One of the worst songs ever.... is this song by Radiohead  ;D (yap, its real. colin is singing :O)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laD9efF0zYA
Every Radiohead song sucks imho.



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« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2012, 12:37:40 PM »
Not sure if it's THE worst....but I think "Friday" at least deserves to be mentioned.   A bit obvious maybe...but I honestly feel it is that bad.
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« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2012, 12:48:41 PM »
One of the worst songs ever.... is this song by Radiohead  ;D (yap, its real. colin is singing :O)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laD9efF0zYA
Every Radiohead song sucks imho.



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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME.
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2012, 01:00:48 PM »
Justin Bieber ft. Ludacris - Baby is the first one to come to my mind.

Oh, and David Guetta ft. Sia - Titanium is a close contender.

You've obviously never heard any Brokencyde.

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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME.
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2012, 01:06:54 PM »
What's Up? by 4 Non Blondes maybe.

That song is a classic and you know it.

My choice is any song created by Ark Music Factory.

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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2012, 01:10:33 PM »
Any song in Lulu is unbeliveably awfull. this makes me rofl:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adyC404_gEk
I don't know, some of those are pretty awesome.  :metal

This is a damn tough question because I tend to repress any memory of horrible songs. I'll be back if my mind gets shattered by some sort of reminiscence.  :smiley:

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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2012, 01:13:23 PM »
Hot Problems. Good game, guys.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2012, 01:16:20 PM »
Called it 9 posts before you. Sorry mang.
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2012, 01:24:27 PM »
This is embarressing. Hm...time to look up hitmen for people who beat me to jokes on the internet.











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I felt its length in quite a few places.

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« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2012, 01:26:47 PM »
I have the number of one who I've employed in the past and he's done great wor-

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« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2012, 01:34:52 PM »
This song has my nomination for the worst heavy metal song of all time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQBebfEXpc
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME.
« Reply #25 on: December 16, 2012, 02:04:35 PM »
What's Up? by 4 Non Blondes maybe.
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« Reply #26 on: December 16, 2012, 02:15:00 PM »
"Satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones. I associate that song with going to the dentist. Blehh.


Also, Cher - "Believe".
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #27 on: December 16, 2012, 02:16:54 PM »
There is no 'worst song' of all time, just like there isn't a 'best song'.
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME.
« Reply #28 on: December 16, 2012, 02:41:25 PM »
What's Up? by 4 Non Blondes maybe.

That song is a classic and you know it.

What's Up? by 4 Non Blondes maybe.
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #29 on: December 16, 2012, 02:52:13 PM »
One of the worst songs ever.... is this song by Radiohead  ;D (yap, its real. colin is singing :O)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laD9efF0zYA
Every Radiohead song sucks imho.



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Every one of their songs bore me to death. Also,worst song ever is a difficult topic. I'm just gonna give bands. Asking Alexandria,Attack Attack,Brokencyde and pretty much any other band for "scene kids". Gah.

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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #30 on: December 16, 2012, 04:19:43 PM »
I can barely survive a minute of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
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« Reply #31 on: December 16, 2012, 04:20:10 PM »
I can barely survive a minute of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0

I can appreciate the humorous qualities of this song, at least.
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« Reply #32 on: December 16, 2012, 04:24:51 PM »
I can barely survive a minute of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0

I can appreciate the humorous qualities of this song, at least.
I can't. There's really nothing funny about combining autotune with core screams. It's like their combining the two worst things that ever happened to music and then fed it through what would otherwise be a fairly pedestrian pop song.
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
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« Reply #33 on: December 16, 2012, 04:25:21 PM »
but there's a guy

a guy

in a fucking pig suit

for no reason
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Re: WORST SONG OF ALL TIME. (this title doesnt contain only capitals now :3)
« Reply #34 on: December 16, 2012, 10:51:09 PM »
This song has my nomination for the worst heavy metal song of all time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQBebfEXpc

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