Man. Cracked is awesome sometimes but really sucks to a surprising extent sometimes considering how capable they usually are of cranking out good stuff. For one, Rob Trujillo didn't play a note on St. Anger. Also, while I don't at all stand by Metallica's watering down their style in the 90s, Cracked comes off as a hypocritical hack by also producing watered down "comedy" if you can't even muster 12 made-up song titles without having to use "sellout" in three of them. Even if that's supposed to be the joke, the concept falls flat.