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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. The Danza of Eternity
« Reply #4165 on: July 14, 2013, 03:57:52 AM »

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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. The Danza of Eternity
« Reply #4166 on: July 14, 2013, 05:08:27 AM »
Inhaling the kitty...



That's seriously freaky. And kinda fucked up.
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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. The Danza of Eternity
« Reply #4167 on: July 14, 2013, 05:58:05 AM »
Sorry but that is most certainly fake, can't find 1 swedish article about it but I can find a dozen english articles or text in the same format and I can't find any news articles either. It is though supposedly from 1994 so that can explain the lack of internet sources.
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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. The Danza of Eternity
« Reply #4168 on: July 14, 2013, 10:58:59 AM »
It strikes me as fake, too, though I've certainly read stranger things that turned out to be real.  I know it was supposedly just a tiny little kitten, but if you're trying to save it, how do you "accidentally" inhale so hard that you swallow it?  CPR is based on blowing air into the victim, right?  He went to take a big breath but forgot to turn his head?

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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. The Danza of Eternity
« Reply #4169 on: July 14, 2013, 11:01:24 AM »
Agreed.  The :andydt: meter is pretty high there.
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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. The Danza of Eternity
« Reply #4170 on: July 14, 2013, 11:03:53 AM »
Agreed.  The :andydt: meter is pretty high there.

Which is why it struck me as funny.  Not funny ha-ha...   :-\
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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. The Danza of Eternity
« Reply #4171 on: July 14, 2013, 02:42:29 PM »
The fact that you guys are actually discussing that story's authenticity kind of worries me.


Unless of course the firefighter was Steven Tyler, then I'd believe it.

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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. The Danza of Eternity
« Reply #4172 on: July 14, 2013, 10:24:25 PM »
Yeahhhh... Reading my comment, along with the article, after sobering up...  :rollin :rollin Wow. I cannot believe that I completely bought that, no questions asked. Yep. Inhaled that fucking cat. BAM. Holy shit... :metal

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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. The Danza of Eternity
« Reply #4173 on: July 14, 2013, 10:27:43 PM »
The fact that you guys are actually discussing that story's authenticity kind of worries me.


Unless of course the firefighter was Steven Tyler, then I'd believe it.

Don't know why that's got me so  :rollin :rollin :lol :rollin :lol :lol
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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. The Danza of Eternity
« Reply #4174 on: July 15, 2013, 06:09:33 AM »


James trolling. :lol

Hehe, yesterday at Night Of The Prog, Devin Townsend kissed a security guy. That was funny, too.  :hat
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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. The Danza of Eternity
« Reply #4175 on: July 15, 2013, 09:54:53 AM »


James trolling. :lol

Hehe, yesterday at Night Of The Prog, Devin Townsend kissed a security guy. That was funny, too.  :hat
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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. The Danza of Eternity
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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. The Danza of Eternity
« Reply #4177 on: July 15, 2013, 10:27:46 AM »
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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. The Danza of Eternity
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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. The Danza of Eternity
« Reply #4179 on: July 15, 2013, 11:41:10 AM »
Oh, I love that so much!!!!   :rollin


something for you older guys...  ;) 

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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. The Danza of Eternity
« Reply #4180 on: July 15, 2013, 11:48:48 AM »
"We spend most of our lives convinced we’re the protagonist of the story, but we rarely realize that we’re just supporting characters in everybody else’s story. Nobody thinks about you as much as you do."

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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. The Danza of Eternity
« Reply #4181 on: July 15, 2013, 01:04:58 PM »
New funny thread title suggestions, go.
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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. The Danza of Eternity
« Reply #4182 on: July 15, 2013, 01:06:13 PM »
Post funny stuff thread v. Shadow Ninja is awesome

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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. The Danza of Eternity
« Reply #4183 on: July 15, 2013, 01:09:35 PM »
Post funny stuff thread v. Ha Ha

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Post funny stuff thread v. Where's The Funny?

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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. Happy now?
« Reply #4184 on: July 15, 2013, 01:10:33 PM »
Post funny stuff v. KrotchRaut

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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. The Danza of Eternity
« Reply #4185 on: July 15, 2013, 01:12:01 PM »
Ehem, you forgot to capitalize the R.


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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. The Danza of Eternity
« Reply #4186 on: July 15, 2013, 01:12:26 PM »
Post funny stuff thread v. Damn look at that wet pussy

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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. The Danza of Eternity
« Reply #4187 on: July 15, 2013, 01:34:06 PM »
Post funny stuff thread v. I'd put something witty here, but you'd expect that
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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. The Danza of Eternity
« Reply #4188 on: July 15, 2013, 01:42:16 PM »
The Post Funny Stuff Thread

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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. The Danza of Eternity
« Reply #4189 on: July 15, 2013, 02:19:18 PM »
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« Reply #4190 on: July 15, 2013, 02:21:05 PM »
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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. The Danza of Eternity
« Reply #4191 on: July 15, 2013, 02:25:47 PM »
The Post Funny Stuff Thread

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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. The Danza of Eternity
« Reply #4192 on: July 15, 2013, 02:26:37 PM »
The New Funny Thread v Me So Funny.

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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. The Danza of Eternity
« Reply #4193 on: July 15, 2013, 02:51:10 PM »
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Re: Post funny stuff thread v. The Danza of Eternity
« Reply #4194 on: July 15, 2013, 02:52:03 PM »
FunnyThread The Next Genration V. Blob's Plot Holes.

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