DT12 v. WDAWAIISOIT8V&CSTOE pt. XII

[Zydar]

And I'm ready to do some shoopin' for them tracks

[Elite]

WDAWAIISOIT8V&CSTOE Pt. XII

1. Premature Temperature Shift - 5:40
2. High Altitude Sickness at the Bottom of a Valley - 8:57
3. Crazy - 3:56
4. The Revenge of the Mushroom Sword pt. I - 6:36
5. When Clouds Collide and Stars Explode - 12:12
6. 42, or the Answer to Everything - 0:42
7. Short Keyboard Interlude - 2:22
8. The Revenge of the Mushroom Sword pt. II - 20:12
9. A Brief Reminder of How and Why - 7:32

Total Length: 69:09



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that was bad, right?

[wasteland]

It is bad if you don't add the tracklenghts 

[Scorpion]

I knew that that would deliver.

Alright, here's my attempt.

WDAWAIISOIT8V&CSTOE Pt. XII

--- The Serious Side ---
1. The Weakest Link (7:02)
2. Burning Flag (05:50)
3. At the Tips of My Fingers (10:22)
4. Clouds (3:18)
5. Broken Windows (13:09)

--- Side 2: DT goes power-death metal ---
6. Supreme Overlord of Darkness (14:37)
7. Cracked Skulls (04:02)
8. The Master of the Skies, Pt. 1: Ascension (9:20)
9. The Master of the Skies, Pt. 2: The Fall (Down To Hell) (10:43)
10. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star (feat. Chris Cornell on the vocals) (0:41)

Total length: 79:04. A bit tight, but oh well.

Okay, that's really terrible but now I wrote it, so what the fuck.

[Elite]

It is bad if you don't add the tracklenghts 

added

[MoraWintersoul]

You should have put the Short Keyboard Interlude at >7 minutes

[Scorpion]

The two parts of Revenge of the Mushroom Sword need seperate names as well. Other than that, perfect.

[Zydar]

WDAWAIISOIT8V&CSTOE Pt. XII (Release date August 5th 2013)

1. Not Your Fault (6:23)
2. Say What You Will (4:52)
3. The Weakest Link (8:25)
4. Don't Turn Back (7:03)
5. Twisted Paranoia [Instrumental] (4:52)
6. Judas (5:44)
7. The Vortex (17:16) [The epic of the album]
8. Between and Beyond (5:31)
9. When The Sun Sets (8:43)

68.82 minutes

[BlobVanDam]

WDAWAIISOIT8V&CSTOE Pt. XII (concept album)

1. First Hand (1:45)
2. The Miracle (4:02)
3. Mirror Image (6:34)
4. Hell's Tears (0:55)
5. The Spirit's Dance (6:04)
6. Solitary Confinement (3:37)
7. Stream of Hate (4:40)
8. Answering Evil (5:12)
9. The Pumpkin King (5:00)
10. Nightmares of Tuscany (8:49)
11. Building Bridges (7:22)
12. Revenge of the Unicycling Clown pt 2. The Dodecavarium and the Quest for the Shaman's Pants (20:13)

[Scorpion]

Hey Zydar, back off! "The Weakest Link" was my idea!

Blob:

[Elite]

You should have put the Short Keyboard Interlude at >7 minutes

I just had a shower and I thought of that while in the shower as well

[Zydar]

Hey Zydar, back off! "The Weakest Link" was my idea!

Blob:

Sorry man, didn't see yours.

The cover:

[Mladen]

I honestly hope one of the DT guys will bump into this. Man, we're crazy. 

[MrBoom_shack-a-lack]

DTF rules! 


12. Revenge of the Unicycling Clown pt 2. The Dodecavarium and the Quest for the Shaman's Pants (20:13)

I need to hear this live!

[Elite]

Make it a glass of wine on the top of a high hill, with the fish jumping out, slowly transforming in a bird. In the background, another peak should show where Myung sits, surrounded by albatrosses in the air. In the valley below, there should be a unicorn zebra with wings, taking off.

[Sketchy]

1) Prelude 7:55
2) Movement The First: Swindon Is A Bit Shit 5:42
3) Movement The Second: I Feel Like I'm A Patio Chair: 9:03
4) Movement The Third: The Thing Bit 0:23
5) Finale: Eat Your Sausages 46:22

Total Length: 79:25

[wasteland]

WDAWAIISOIT8V&CSTOE pt. XII

1. White Is Not A Color  7:45
2. The Spring Of Youth 6:12
3. The Seed Of Time 11:02
4. Seared Bottle  5:39
5. Bank Station  8:43
6. Diving Beside The Rain  7:13
7. Hear Me...  2:53
8. ... See Me  1:29
9. The Rift, The Drift  9:31
10. The Glass Ceiling 13:20

I put quite some thought and time into this, I hope you appreciate

[Ruba]

WDAWAIISOIT8V&CSTOE Pt. XII

3. Crazy - 3:56

Please tell me this is a Gnarls Barkley cover. 

WDAWAIISOIT8V&CSTOE Pt. XII (Release date August 5th 2013)

1. Not Your Fault (6:23)
2. Say What You Will (4:52)
3. The Weakest Link (8:25)
4. Don't Turn Back (7:03)
5. Twisted Paranoia [Instrumental] (4:52)
6. Judas (5:44)
7. The Vortex (17:16) [The epic of the album]
8. Between and Beyond (5:31)
9. When The Sun Sets (8:43)

68.82 minutes

My birthday, please please pleeeeease DT do this!

[Zydar]

I chose that date because 5 and 8.

[Ruba]

I chose that date because 5 and 8.

Because of that it is no wonder that I love DT  .

[MoraWintersoul]

12. Revenge of the Unicycling Clown pt 2. The Dodecavarium and the Quest for the Shaman's Pants (20:13)

10. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star (feat. Chris Cornell on the vocals) (0:41)

The cover:

We need all of this.

[jcmoorehead]

WDAWAIISOIT8V&CSTOE pt. XII

1. The Epic Song (65:32)
- Intro Part 1: The keyboard bit
- Intro Part 2: Some appreggiated guitar
- Intro Part 3: Bit where it goes a bit heavier
- Vocals Part 1: James sings about something
- The Salad Section: Because every prog song has one
- Vocals Part 2: Where James sings a bit more
- Vocals Part 3: The uplifting lyrics, James probably goes whoaaaaaaa in it
- The Salad Section Pt 2: Similar to before but slightly heavier.
- The finale... Part 1: James sings and goes whoaaaa again.
- The finale... Part 2: Everyone has a solo before ending on a gong.
2. The not quite so epic song Aka The Clouds of time beneath the moonlit roads of the frozen desire in the dimension of my soul Aka The Salad Section Pt 3. (2:35)

[Pols Voice]

Delirious Melodies and Obsequious Gestures

Disc 1

1. Introspection (0:15) - a little throwaway intro.
2. Outside All Comprehension (11:22) - a pretty much standard Dream Theater track, except for the fact that the entire middle section is Rudess singing in a rousing, glass-shattering falsetto.
3. Myungford and Sons (6:17) - an anthemic, banjo-led piece sure to appeal to hipsters everywhere.
4. The Truth Behind Sasquatch (9:39) - a song about Bigfoot. Features ocarina interludes, lots of hand percussion, and Petrucci gleefully imitating Bigfoot's grunts with both guitar and voice.
5. Metropolis Part Cooool: Nicholas Goes to the Lounge (5:51) - a smooth jazz interpretation of some SFAM themes. LaBrie plays the saxophone and Mangini scat sings.
6. Temporal Spastic Space-Time Vector Limit (8:33) - a trippy, freakish instrumental featuring a 3 minute long glockenspiel/lyre unison.
7. Moore Kevin (6:02) - Kevin Moore returns, but just to sit in the studio and brood while the other guys record a song completely unrelated to Kevin Moore.
8. DTF.org (5:29) - a ballad about the eccentric personalities on some message board.
9. The Hutt of Tatooine (14:11) - tells the tale of the rescue of Han Solo from the clutches of the vile gangster, Jabba the Hutt. It's heavy.

Disc 2

1. Jordan's Beard (7:17) - a song in a classic prog style, featuring every single keyboard Jordan could find during a countrywide flea market search. The toy piano breakdown is a highlight.
2. You Not Me Part II: Well, Maybe it is About Me, Actually (4:45) - the long awaited follow-up to Dream Theater's most popular song!!!!
3. Here Comes the Shaman (10:53) - a track consisting entirely of the "shaman" from Bridges in the Sky.
4. I'm Lonely, Bored, and Tired (2:33) - a short ballad written by LaBrie during one of his lengthy forklift journeys.
5. Don't Dub the Crooked Step (4:46) - DT's foray into the ubiquitous dubstep genre. Lyrics are about how cool robots are.
6. A Great Mountain Lion Stalks the Quiet Mountains of the Ever-Frigid Northlands While Autogyros Hover in the Scarlet Sky Over the Tranquil Seas (Parts 3 and 9) (20:30) - a long, slow, post-rock influenced track. LaBrie's only contribution is the snoring that begins around minute 17.
7. Wake Up, James! (3:44) - the fastest DT song ever. Mangini sets several new world records.
8. He Speaks (4:50) - Myung loudly shouts about stuff over stirring orchestral accompaniment.
9. Extending the Fathomable Reaches of Imagination (9:48) - a song so creative, so life-changing, it instantly becomes the most popular Dream Theater song of all time. Fans everywhere shed tears of joy.
10. Outrospection (0:17) - a little throwaway outro.

Special Edition Bonus Disc:

1. The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins (18:39)
2. Baby Elephant Walk (4:01)
3. Disco Duck (7:11)
4. Extending the Fathomable Reaches of Imagination (Less Creative Version) (8:23)
5. Myungford and Sons (Radio Edit) (4:42)
6. Here Comes the Shaman (Endless) (34:57)

[Ruba]

[MoraWintersoul]

Delirious Melodies and Obsequious Gestures

Disc 1

1. Introspection (0:15) - a little throwaway intro.
2. Outside All Comprehension (11:22) - a pretty much standard Dream Theater track, except for the fact that entire middle section is Rudess singing in a rousing, glass-shattering falsetto.
3. Myungford and Sons (6:17) - an anthemic, banjo-led piece sure to appeal to hipsters everywhere.
4. The Truth Behind Sasquatch (9:39) - a song about Bigfoot. Features ocarina interludes, lots of hand percussion, and Petrucci gleefully imitating Bigfoot's grunts with both guitar and voice.
5. Metropolis Part Cooool: Nicholas Goes to the Lounge (5:51) - a smooth jazz interpretation of some SFAM themes. LaBrie plays the saxophone and Mangini scat sings.
6. Temporal Spastic Space-Time Vector Limit (8:33) - a trippy, freakish instrumental featuring a 3 minute long glockenspiel/lyre unison.
7. Moore Kevin (6:02) - Kevin Moore returns, but just to sit in the studio and brood while the other guys record a song completely unrelated to Kevin Moore.
8. DTF.org (5:29) - a ballad about the eccentric personalities on some message board.
9. The Hutt of Tatooine (14:11) - tells the tale of the rescue of Han Solo from the clutches of the vile gangster, Jabba the Hutt. It's heavy.

Disc 2

1. Jordan's Beard (7:17) - a song in a classic prog style, featuring every single keyboard Jordan could find during a countrywide flea market search. The toy piano breakdown is a highlight.
2. You Not Me Part II: Well, Maybe it is About Me, Actually (4:45) - the long awaited follow-up to Dream Theater's most popular song!!!!
3. Here Comes the Shaman (10:53) - a track consisting entirely of the "shaman" from Bridges in the Sky.
4. I'm Lonely, Bored, and Tired (2:33) - a short ballad written by LaBrie during one of his lengthy forklift journeys.
5. Don't Dub the Crooked Step (4:46) - DT's foray into the ubiquitous dubstep genre. Lyrics are about how cool robots are.
6. A Great Mountain Lion Stalks the Quiet Mountains of the Ever-Frigid Northlands While Autogyros Hover in the Scarlet Sky Over the Tranquil Seas (Parts 3 and 9) (20:30) - a long, slow, post-rock influenced track. LaBrie's only contribution is the snoring that begins around minute 17.
7. Wake Up, James! (3:44) - the fastest DT song ever. Mangini sets several new world records.
8. He Speaks (4:50) - Myung loudly shouts about stuff over stirring orchestral accompaniment.
9. Extending the Fathomable Reaches of Imagination (9:48) - a song so creative, so life-changing, it instantly becomes the most popular Dream Theater song of all time. Fans everywhere shed tears of joy.
10. Outrospection (0:17) - a little throwaway outro.

Special Edition Bonus Disc:

1. The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins (18:39)
2. Baby Elephant Walk (4:01)
3. Disco Duck (7:11)
4. Extending the Fathomable Reaches of Imagination (Less Creative Version) (8:23)
5. Myungford and Sons (Radio Edit) (4:42)
6. Here Comes the Shaman (Endless) (34:57)

Please tell me Here Comes The Shaman (Endless) came from Terminal (Endless).

This is the best post ever.

[MrBoom_shack-a-lack]

8. DTF.org (5:29) - a ballad about the eccentric personalities on some message board.

Now it wouldn't be a proper prog forum without thoroughly thought out titles, well done DTF! 

[Pols Voice]

Please tell me Here Comes The Shaman (Endless) came from Terminal (Endless).

This is the best post ever.

It did. And thanks.

[Scorpion]

I lost it at the post-rock track. The title fits it perfectly.

[?]

Weird Songs and Crappy Titles
1. 5:00 (4:31) - a sequel to 6:00 - the main character suffers from insomnia and this time he wakes up at 5 AM on a Christmas morning
2. 12 Meters of Hidden Secrets (12:00) - an obligatory reference to this album being the 12th DT record, lyrics written by JP based on a Wikipedia article about a mysterious underground cave found somewhere
3. Set the Controls for the Core of the Moon (58:58) - a psychedelic and experimental song including a 10-minute intro played by Jordan on kazoo, trombone and bagpipes, and a spoken word part by JMX - the lyrics tell about a guy being trapped inside the moon
Hidden bonus track:
4. The Drowner of Huron (3:30)

[Zydar]

This thread delivers

[?]

Weird Songs and Crappy Titles
1. 5:00 (4:31) - a sequel to 6:00 - the main character suffers from insomnia and this time he wakes up at 5 AM on a Christmas morning
2. 12 Meters of Hidden Secrets (12:00) - an obligatory reference to this album being the 12th DT record, lyrics written by JP based on a Wikipedia article about a mysterious underground cave found somewhere
3. Set the Controls for the Core of the Moon (58:58) - a psychedelic and experimental song including a 10-minute intro played by Jordan on kazoo, trombone and bagpipes, and a spoken word part by JMX - the lyrics tell about a guy being trapped inside the moon
Hidden bonus track:
4. The Drowner of Huron (3:30)

Oh, and the limited edition will include a bonus disc with a couple of additional tracks:
1. Get Back into Mah Car (DT reunited with Kevin Moore to write this song - it's a mix between Chroma Key and the newer DT style)
2. The Drowner of Huron (full version)
3. 5:00 (reggae version)
4. Light on Me Mad Jewel (demo version of STCFTCOTM with different lyrics and the intro played on sitar, kantele and accordion)

[MrBoom_shack-a-lack]

3. 5:00 (reggae version)

[krands85]

  This thread
 
Didn't someone guess 1 or 2 of the ADTOE titles almost perfectly before they were announced? 

[Ruba]

Didn't someone guess 1 or 2 of the ADTOE titles almost perfectly before they were announced? 

Oop, quick braggery interlude - last time we did this, I had a song on mine called "Under the Surface."

[MoraWintersoul]

Weird Songs and Crappy Titles
1. 5:00 (4:31) - a sequel to 6:00 - the main character suffers from insomnia and this time he wakes up at 5 AM on a Christmas morning
2. 12 Meters of Hidden Secrets (12:00) - an obligatory reference to this album being the 12th DT record, lyrics written by JP based on a Wikipedia article about a mysterious underground cave found somewhere
3. Set the Controls for the Core of the Moon (58:58) - a psychedelic and experimental song including a 10-minute intro played by Jordan on kazoo, trombone and bagpipes, and a spoken word part by JMX - the lyrics tell about a guy being trapped inside the moon
Hidden bonus track:
4. The Drowner of Huron (3:30)

Oh, and the limited edition will include a bonus disc with a couple of additional tracks:
1. Get Back into Mah Car (DT reunited with Kevin Moore to write this song - it's a mix between Chroma Key and the newer DT style)
2. The Drowner of Huron (full version)
3. 5:00 (reggae version)
4. Light on Me Mad Jewel (demo version of STCFTCOTM with different lyrics and the intro played on sitar, kantele and accordion)

Tears are running down my face I AM NOT WELL.

"Forget what you don't know yet
Forget what you don't know yet
Forget what you don't know yet
SUCKING ON HIS PIPE"