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Online Chino

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« on: November 21, 2012, 04:12:05 AM »
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Offline Phoenix87x

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Re: aliens
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2012, 04:33:57 AM »
That's very cool, I hope so as well.

I'm still curious about Europa and the presence of Extremophile bacteria.
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Re: aliens
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2012, 04:38:30 AM »
If we end up encountering hostile aliens, do our earthly enemies:

A) Join us to defend Earth?

or

B) Team up with the aliens in a power play to eradicate the yankees?
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Re: aliens
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2012, 05:30:31 AM »
Can't wait to hear the news
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Re: aliens
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2012, 07:44:03 AM »
Quote from: black_floyd on November 21, 2012, 04:38:30 AM
If we end up encountering hostile aliens, do our earthly enemies:

A) Join us to defend Earth?

or

B) Team up with the aliens in a power play to eradicate the yankees?

According to Roland Emmerich they will definitely go with choice A  :-\
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Re: aliens
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2012, 03:08:48 PM »


I for one welcome our ant overlords
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Re: aliens
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2012, 04:41:54 PM »
Quote from: black_floyd on November 21, 2012, 04:38:30 AM
If we end up encountering hostile aliens, do our earthly enemies:

A) Join us to defend Earth?

or

B) Team up with the aliens in a power play to eradicate the yankees?
With a bit of luck, aliens invading would stop 'the yankees' from invading a different country every few years.
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Re: aliens
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2012, 02:48:36 AM »
The article said it was something spotted in a soil sample, so I'm guessing some sort of bacteria.
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Re: aliens
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2012, 03:46:07 AM »
Still no Charlie Dominici comments. DTF, I am disappoint.
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Re: aliens
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2012, 04:13:27 AM »
Quote from: MoraWintersoul on November 23, 2012, 03:46:07 AM
Still no Charlie Dominici comments. DTF, I am disappoint.
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Re: aliens
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2012, 08:18:35 AM »
I see spaceships.
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Re: aliens
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2012, 10:09:21 AM »
Top secret stuff here, straight from the horses mouth. My inside man, from NASA, let go some really exciting information...

They have found aliens, and they are a hell of a lot more like us than you can imagine. The biggest difference is that they have very small heads, and VERY large penises. Now, I know what you're thinking, but you guys are going to have to take my word for it. Like I said, straight from the horses mouth. There is one rather startling issue though; and that's their libido... Which is off the charts. Apparently, according to my man, NASA is worried that if they ever get the technology to visit us here on earth, there will be a fuck ton of rapes across the planet. SO... To prevent this possibility NASA has Begun constructing a new spacecraft, shaped like a gigantic vagina, which they plan to use in hopes of luring the aliens away from earth should the need ever arise. Now obviously there is a pretty serious flaw in that plan, and I've tried to contact my inside man, but he's not responding.

Therefore it is our responsibility, the citizens of this great planet, to alert NASA about their faulty idea. DTF... I summon you! Join with me! Call the police! Organize community gatherings! Brainstorm alternative plans! We need another plan IN CASE the aliens end up being homosexual.
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« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2012, 10:37:04 AM »
I think it's either fossils of long extinct bacteria or proof of the existence of liquid water somewhere beneath the planet's surface. Either way, something 'for history books' indeed. :)
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Re: aliens
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2012, 04:01:56 PM »
It's got to be something that can be analyzed in the ovens of the rover. Unless the cameras saw something that resembles a fossil, it's most likely something chemical. Traces of amino acids are what I'm predicting.
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Re: aliens
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2012, 04:09:09 PM »
Quote from: Chino on November 23, 2012, 04:01:56 PM
It's got to be something that can be analyzed in the ovens of the rover. Unless the cameras saw something that resembles a fossil, it's most likely something chemical. Traces of amino acids are what I'm predicting.

Would that be that big of a discovery? We know that aminoacids form rather spontaneously under certain conditions which are very common in rocky planets with thick atmospheres, sort of high temperature and strong electric fields.

On the other hand, I wouldn't bet on the fossil. If they are so abundant or superficial that they could have been discovered by Curiosity, how come none of the previous land missions and rovers ever found them?
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Re: aliens
« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2012, 04:16:07 PM »
I think amino acids would be a HUGE discovery.
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Re: aliens
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2012, 04:33:59 PM »
Yeah, amino acids would be a pretty big deal.  Obviously not as exciting as bacteria or fossils, but those don't seem awfully likely to me.
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Re: aliens
« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2012, 04:34:27 PM »
Hopefully this news does come out. If its really big I hope the government won't step in to keep the knowledge hidden for whatever reason.
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Re: aliens
« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2012, 05:40:42 PM »
Quote from: senecadawg2 on November 23, 2012, 10:09:21 AM
Top secret stuff here, straight from the horses mouth. My inside man, from NASA, let go some really exciting information...

They have found aliens, and they are a hell of a lot more like us than you can imagine. The biggest difference is that they have very small heads, and VERY large penises. Now, I know what you're thinking, but you guys are going to have to take my word for it. Like I said, straight from the horses mouth. There is one rather startling issue though; and that's their libido... Which is off the charts. Apparently, according to my man, NASA is worried that if they ever get the technology to visit us here on earth, there will be a fuck ton of rapes across the planet. SO... To prevent this possibility NASA has Begun constructing a new spacecraft, shaped like a gigantic vagina, which they plan to use in hopes of luring the aliens away from earth should the need ever arise. Now obviously there is a pretty serious flaw in that plan, and I've tried to contact my inside man, but he's not responding.

Therefore it is our responsibility, the citizens of this great planet, to alert NASA about their faulty idea. DTF... I summon you! Join with me! Call the police! Organize community gatherings! Brainstorm alternative plans! We need another plan IN CASE the aliens end up being homosexual.

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Re: aliens
« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2012, 07:54:10 PM »
Quote from: cramx3 on November 23, 2012, 04:34:27 PM
Hopefully this news does come out. If its really big I hope the government won't step in to keep the knowledge hidden for whatever reason.

Seeing as that rover is funded completely by tax payers... I think we should have the right to know what it discovers  :lol *wishful thinking*
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Re: aliens
« Reply #20 on: November 23, 2012, 07:57:49 PM »
Am I the only person expecting not very interesting news?
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Re: aliens
« Reply #21 on: November 23, 2012, 07:59:46 PM »
Just think about it, in a just a few years Chino might actually be able to have hot alien sex marry a sexy blue alien of his very own.
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Re: aliens
« Reply #22 on: November 23, 2012, 08:38:34 PM »
Quote from: Adami on November 23, 2012, 07:57:49 PM
Am I the only person expecting not very interesting news?
Pretty much anything they tell us will be exciting news
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