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All I want for Christmas is___
« on: November 13, 2012, 12:09:22 AM »
Yes it's a bit early but....


What do you want for Christmas DTF?


Also... worst gift ever?

Myself, that's a hard one...

-will answer later-


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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2012, 12:13:51 AM »
You want a hard one for Christmas? I'm sure that can be arranged :zydar:


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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2012, 12:15:26 AM »
:takes look at wishlist:

Gojira shirt
DT shirt
DT+LTE Ytsejam DVDs
Drum throne
at least 2 new pairs of jeans
at least 2 packets of whey proteins
photo camera

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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2012, 12:15:33 AM »
I want this: https://www.ebay.com/itm/1994-INTERNATIONAL-TABLEWORKS-SUSAN-A-WINGET-WINDY-HILL-11-PLATE-PLATTER-/271045441400

Brownie points if you know where its from :D

Also, anything  :sadpanda: or BACON nom nom- but really hoping that Santa puts a nice cozy cabin stay with my :JayOctavarium: under the tree!

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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2012, 12:16:21 AM »
For Devin Townsend to pop out of a cake wearing only a sash and sing me "Santa Claus is Coming to Town".







































And probably a new knife, a new zippo lighter, a gift card to Silver Platters record store gift card and a half liter of Jack Daniels for my 21st birthday which is two days later
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2012, 12:30:21 AM »
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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2012, 12:32:20 AM »
A video collage of the DTF women wishing us all a happy chanukkah.


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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2012, 12:36:46 AM »
A wall calendar for 2013 with photos of the DTF women wearing bikinis.


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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2012, 12:37:51 AM »
I really like this evolution, it is a true progression.
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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2012, 12:43:45 AM »
:lol
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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2012, 01:17:12 AM »
Yes it's a bit early but....


What do you want for Christmas DTF?


Also... worst gift ever?

Myself, that's a hard one...

-will answer later-


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My wish list is purty short:
Kvelertak self titled on vinyl
Kvelertak band tshirt
A date with grimes

2/3 of this will probably happen as my mom just has me order my stuff
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As for the worst gift...
Honest to god I've never really gotten bad gifts, and appreciate anything, especially now when I have to get almost everything these days myself

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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2012, 01:37:12 AM »
You want a hard one for Christmas? I'm sure that can be arranged :zydar:

 :lol

A job would be great.

Worst gift?

Too many to remember. My immediate and most of extended family were pretty poor during my childhood so the gifts often were a visual representation of how financially over-extended all the aunts and uncles were by having to cover all their bases. I appreciate their efforts but I think me and all my cousins would've been more than happy with having all of our aunts/uncles give us nothing so our respective parents could all just spend half of the cash that went toward gifts for nieces/nephews on their own kids and then just take the other half and use it toward bills/food/etc.
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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2012, 02:02:30 AM »
My two front teeth.

But SRSLY?  I haven't really given it any thought.  Oh...


Whirled peas. :D

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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2012, 02:06:43 AM »
My two front teeth.

But SRSLY?  I haven't really given it any thought.  Oh...


Whirled peas. :D

I'm ashamed to admit how close I was to googling what whirled peas were until I said it out aloud to myself. :lol

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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2012, 02:13:50 AM »
You have to visualize it, though. :lol

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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2012, 05:40:36 AM »
hmmmm.... :justjen

Nothing really.

to keep my job another year would be the greatest gift ever!
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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2012, 05:45:22 AM »
A spice rack.  In other words, something I want but not so much that I want to spend my own money.

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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2012, 05:48:33 AM »
to keep my job another year would be the greatest gift ever!

That used to be my Christmas wish every year but this year I got it (another year at work) earlier than usual.

I am employed for one year at a time.
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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2012, 06:09:44 AM »
I want some house slippers.  My feet get cold during winter, and socks sometimes don't cut it.

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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #19 on: November 13, 2012, 06:43:02 AM »
to keep my job another year would be the greatest gift ever!

That used to be my Christmas wish every year but this year I got it (another year at work) earlier than usual.

I am employed for one year at a time.
Here's to another year! Cheers, bud! :tup
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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #20 on: November 13, 2012, 06:46:06 AM »
to keep my job another year would be the greatest gift ever!

That used to be my Christmas wish every year but this year I got it (another year at work) earlier than usual.

I am employed for one year at a time.
Here's to another year! Cheers, bud! :tup

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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #21 on: November 13, 2012, 06:52:47 AM »
not much just to win the lottery
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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #22 on: November 13, 2012, 09:42:26 AM »
I'm the worst person to shop for because I usually just buy whatever I want since I have no one else to support.  People usually insist on getting me something and I basically have to tell them what to get on amazon because they don't know what I like and don't have already.  I've been trying to convince people to not by me anything and I not buy them anything but they can't be pragmatic about these kinds of things.

Actually, my dad had the most kickass gift for me...we were going to go to the Red Wings/Hurricanes game the day after Christmas, but the NHL is locked out  >:( :censored >:(  FUCK.

I'll probably just ask if we can go out to eat in a few exotic places since the town I'm in doesn't even have an Italian restaurant (yet we have 3 shitty Chinese ones, one decent Chinese, and 4 Mexican).
     

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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #23 on: November 13, 2012, 11:09:37 AM »
I want band shirts. And CDs.
And the worst gift EVER was some butt-ugly sweater my grandma got me (the bad one, not the good one.)
The minute I turned like 8 I was "too old for toys" and it was sweaters sweaters sweaters. And my little sis got all the barbie dolls.
I still remember the feeling of the rage that boiled up inside me like it was yesterday.  >:(
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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #24 on: November 13, 2012, 11:24:11 AM »
Albums, lots of albums.




But you know, I'm really quite cool with anything.

Edit: My parents got me Rush tickets for November 23rd!  :metal

It's a bit early, but hey, Rush!
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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #25 on: November 13, 2012, 11:25:17 AM »
I've been asking for my two front teeth for 25 years  :sadpanda:

Personally I have a hard time thinking of what I want for Christmas.  I 'm single with no kids.  I support myself so if I need something and can afford it, I buy it.  The only things that I could think to tell my mom that I wanted was a briefcase and sunglasses (both for work).
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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #26 on: November 13, 2012, 11:30:13 AM »
I've been asking for the same thing since I was 5, and it shall be that way again this year:


I want my real-life Squirtle, dag nabbit.


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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #27 on: November 13, 2012, 11:45:42 AM »
I've been asking for my two front teeth for 25 years  :sadpanda:
New gift idea: The complete and utter eradication of that song.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #28 on: November 13, 2012, 11:50:04 AM »
I want a sigma 17-50mm f2.8 ex dc os hsm lens for my camera, and an iPad mini, that is all :P


Worst Gift? Uhhhhmmmmm I'd say when my mom got my brother and I towels for christmas, not fancy looking beach towels, like just plain one colour towels.
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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #29 on: November 13, 2012, 11:58:36 AM »
A bit of cash to put toward my Download Fest ticket. That's all this year.

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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #30 on: November 13, 2012, 12:02:54 PM »
I want this: https://www.ebay.com/itm/1994-INTERNATIONAL-TABLEWORKS-SUSAN-A-WINGET-WINDY-HILL-11-PLATE-PLATTER-/271045441400

Brownie points if you know where its from :D

Also, anything  :sadpanda: or BACON nom nom- but really hoping that Santa puts a nice cozy cabin stay with my :JayOctavarium: under the tree!

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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #31 on: November 13, 2012, 12:08:56 PM »
The plate is _floyd's folks', I believe.

I've been asking for my two front teeth for 25 years  :sadpanda:
New gift idea: The complete and utter eradication of that song.

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« Reply #32 on: November 13, 2012, 12:09:58 PM »
I'm relatively practical is the gifts I want . When I bought a house, I asked for tools for christmas. I've asked for a hair dryer, ironing board ect. It's stuff I need. My sister gets angry and says my list should be more fun.

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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #33 on: November 13, 2012, 12:11:21 PM »
An iPod.
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Re: All I want for Christmas is___
« Reply #34 on: November 13, 2012, 12:16:46 PM »
Skyrim and Just Dance 4 as I know all the JD3 dances off by heart. Other than that, money to pay for my auditions/interviews/train fares/hotel rooms because I've decided to apply for 4 Drama schools alongside my University applications...Shit is expensive yo.
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