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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2275 on: November 22, 2019, 08:33:35 AM »
Wait, wut?  Those notes were for fucking real!?!?!  Gebuz... when you don't know the difference between a meme and real life, you need a new POTUS.

Yeah, well, you need a new avatar, so... :P
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2276 on: November 22, 2019, 09:18:07 AM »
Wait, wut?  Those notes were for fucking real!?!?!  Gebuz... when you don't know the difference between a meme and real life, you need a new POTUS.

Yeah, well, you need a new avatar, so... :P

Yeah well, America didn't lose a bet.
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2277 on: November 22, 2019, 09:19:20 AM »
Wait, wut?  Those notes were for fucking real!?!?!  Gebuz... when you don't know the difference between a meme and real life, you need a new POTUS.

Yeah, well, you need a new avatar, so... :P

Yeah well, America didn't lose a bet.

Apparently, we did.  :lol
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2278 on: November 22, 2019, 09:23:28 AM »
Wait, wut?  Those notes were for fucking real!?!?!  Gebuz... when you don't know the difference between a meme and real life, you need a new POTUS.

Yeah, well, you need a new avatar, so... :P

Yeah well, America didn't lose a bet.

Apparently, we did.  :lol

Yeah, I thought of that as I was making the statement.  Though, I think of it more as a "hold my beer" moment.
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2279 on: November 25, 2019, 06:56:57 AM »
Wait, wut?  Those notes were for fucking real!?!?!  Gebuz... when you don't know the difference between a meme and real life, you need a new POTUS.

Yes they were for real. That's what we're stuck with.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2280 on: November 27, 2019, 10:05:13 AM »
Tweeted about an hour ago by Trump himself



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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2281 on: November 27, 2019, 10:20:03 AM »
Where's Clubber Lang or Thunderlips when they are most needed?
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2282 on: November 27, 2019, 10:40:58 AM »
Is that the poster for the new Punch-Out game coming out in VR.
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2283 on: November 27, 2019, 10:46:49 AM »
Where's Clubber Lang or Thunderlips when they are most needed?

Is that the poster for the new Punch-Out game coming out in VR.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2284 on: November 27, 2019, 05:52:11 PM »
Is that the poster for the new Punch-Out game coming out in VR.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2285 on: November 29, 2019, 10:13:58 AM »
Didn't take long for the internet to fix it...


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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2286 on: November 29, 2019, 10:31:09 AM »
I like my joke better.
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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2288 on: December 13, 2019, 01:18:02 PM »

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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2290 on: January 08, 2020, 08:42:46 PM »
Heh! Nice to see being dead for more than a century didn't keep him from getting a blue check mark.
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2291 on: January 08, 2020, 09:30:14 PM »
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2292 on: January 09, 2020, 08:04:52 AM »
Heh! Nice to see being dead for more than a century didn't keep him from getting a blue check mark.

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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2294 on: January 19, 2020, 11:00:07 AM »
Those memes were gold in the last campaign....there was one on Genesis that had me peeing myself for hours, couldn't find it now but stumbled across this hilarity instead...



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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2296 on: January 23, 2020, 09:20:46 PM »
This was a glorious 4:37 to end my day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWbonwwFG-c
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2297 on: February 01, 2020, 09:12:10 PM »
Metal Trump - Sweating Bullets. I think this is the best one so far.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2298 on: February 02, 2020, 05:27:44 AM »
Metal Trump - Sweating Bullets. I think this is the best one so far.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KS2Lel76hTA

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2299 on: February 03, 2020, 03:16:11 PM »
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2300 on: February 03, 2020, 03:35:17 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2301 on: February 03, 2020, 05:27:28 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2302 on: February 04, 2020, 08:06:30 AM »
That took me a minute.  :)

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2303 on: February 04, 2020, 08:11:08 AM »
I don't know what you're all laughing at. Growing in St. Louis, Kansas, I was very proud of the Chiefs.
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2304 on: February 04, 2020, 08:30:08 AM »
This is all a great joke, of course, and Trump IS an idiot, but I feel obligated to point out that I have an office out in Missouri, just about 20 minutes east of Kansas City, Missouri, and one of their pet peeves is how often the geography of the area gets confused.  There IS a "Kansas City, Kansas" that borders "Kansas City, Missouri" and they are both part of the "Kansas City Metropolitan Area".   The Major Soccer League Kansas City franchise is actually in Kansas.  I know, I know, not fun.  :)

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2305 on: February 04, 2020, 08:31:37 AM »
This is all a great joke, of course, and Trump IS an idiot, but I feel obligated to point out that I have an office out in Missouri, just about 20 minutes east of Kansas City, Missouri, and one of their pet peeves is how often the geography of the area gets confused.  There IS a "Kansas City, Kansas" that borders "Kansas City, Missouri" and they are both part of the "Kansas City Metropolitan Area".   The Major Soccer League Kansas City franchise is actually in Kansas.  I know, I know, not fun.  :)

If it makes you feel any better, and I did grow up in St. Louis, I am SO out of touch with sports, that I had no idea the Kansas City Chiefs WEREN'T from Kansas State. So it took me forever to figure out why that tweet was funny.
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2306 on: February 05, 2020, 09:24:54 AM »
 

“Women should not be allowed on juries where the accused is a stud.”

“Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society.”

“They’re out there protesting what they actually wish would happen to them sometimes.”

“I’m a huge supporter of women. What I’m not is a supporter of liberalism. Feminism is what I oppose. Feminism has led women astray. I love the women’s movement — especially when walking behind it.”

 “We’re not sexists, we’re chauvinists — we’re male chauvinist pigs, and we’re happy to be because we think that’s what men were destined to be. We think that’s what women want.”

“I think this reason why girls don’t do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, ‘All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what’s it going to be?’ We all know what was chosen.”



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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2307 on: February 05, 2020, 04:43:51 PM »
Without Faith.....Without Hope.....There can be No Peace of Mind

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2308 on: February 05, 2020, 04:47:04 PM »
 :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2309 on: February 05, 2020, 04:48:02 PM »
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