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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #595 on: October 04, 2016, 09:30:21 AM »
I'm more intrigued by a movie centered around a Tri-County Rhubarb Festival.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #596 on: October 05, 2016, 01:57:09 AM »
First sharks, now fire?

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #597 on: October 05, 2016, 12:04:33 PM »
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Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #599 on: October 09, 2016, 06:21:07 AM »
:lol
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #600 on: October 09, 2016, 10:29:23 AM »
Well I don't recall many of his most adamant critics referring him to being a peacemaker or a Nazi, so that just leaves two.  ;)

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #601 on: October 09, 2016, 12:14:38 PM »
"Kind of a stupid game, isn't it?" - Calvin

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #602 on: October 11, 2016, 05:04:29 AM »
Well I don't recall many of his most adamant critics referring him to being a peacemaker or a Nazi, so that just leaves two.  ;)

I think the peacesign means more like "hippy" which we was called all the time, especially when that picture of him smoking a blunt was posted. But you never saw Obama compared to Hitler!? I've seen that all the time!

Having to explain the joke is no fun, but it definitely happens:
https://www.bostonglobe.com/opinion/2015/08/09/like-hitler-really/Vl9J2mbKjgKk53ECK15siN/story.html

https://gawker.com/mike-huckabee-compares-obama-to-hitler-1720263327

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #603 on: October 11, 2016, 05:30:24 AM »
Well I don't recall many of his most adamant critics referring him to being a peacemaker or a Nazi, so that just leaves two.  ;)

I think the peacesign means more like "hippy" which we was called all the time, especially when that picture of him smoking a blunt was posted. But you never saw Obama compared to Hitler!? I've seen that all the time!

Having to explain the joke is no fun, but it definitely happens:
https://www.bostonglobe.com/opinion/2015/08/09/like-hitler-really/Vl9J2mbKjgKk53ECK15siN/story.html

https://gawker.com/mike-huckabee-compares-obama-to-hitler-1720263327

That was the point. Thank you for taking the bait.  ;D

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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #605 on: October 11, 2016, 11:32:13 AM »
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #606 on: October 11, 2016, 11:58:07 AM »
I almost spit up my sandwich with that.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #607 on: October 11, 2016, 12:27:39 PM »
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #608 on: October 11, 2016, 12:36:45 PM »
That's probably the best thing this thread has seen this election. :lol

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #609 on: October 11, 2016, 01:36:08 PM »
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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #611 on: October 12, 2016, 12:13:31 PM »
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #612 on: October 12, 2016, 12:15:49 PM »
It's where you wanna put your Johnson, Johnson :lol
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #613 on: October 12, 2016, 01:26:54 PM »
“I was there that day, I don’t remember seeing Hillary Clinton there. I lost so many friends on Sept. 11, I think about it every day. Don’t tell me you belong to our very tight group of ‘never forget.’ Don’t tell me that.” - Giuliani




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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #614 on: October 12, 2016, 01:29:57 PM »
That's not Hillary; that's Michelle Williams.


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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #616 on: October 12, 2016, 03:00:03 PM »
That's not Hillary; that's Michelle Williams.
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #617 on: October 12, 2016, 03:26:55 PM »
Awesome post Chino!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #619 on: October 13, 2016, 12:48:33 PM »
 :tup
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #621 on: October 17, 2016, 11:23:15 AM »
"Kind of a stupid game, isn't it?" - Calvin

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #622 on: October 17, 2016, 04:59:17 PM »
This is for Kev.

“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #623 on: October 17, 2016, 05:00:28 PM »
 :lol That was on Facebook I think.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #624 on: October 17, 2016, 06:50:16 PM »
Which tells me all i need to know about Facebook.  :( :tdwn

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #625 on: October 17, 2016, 06:55:33 PM »
This is nothing new.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #626 on: October 21, 2016, 08:42:24 AM »
I'll just put this here.  It's from FB and it's in all caps.  Hopefully somebody will read it and find humor in it like I did.

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TRUMP SNIFFS DEEPLY AND ANSWERS, "A DARK BLACK PAST IS MY MOST VALUED POSSESSION. HINDSIGHT IS ALWAYS 20-20..." UNTIL IT DAWNS ON EVERYONE THAT HE IS RECITING THE LYRICS TO MEGADETH'S "SWEATING BULLETS." IT IS EASILY HIS BEST PERFORMANCE OF THE CAMPAIGN. HE SURGES 11 POINTS IN THE POLLS, AND READERS DIGEST SUBSCRIPTIONS EXPERIENCE AN UNEXPECTED UPTICK. #conventionofthedamned #debatesofthedamned


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YOU COULD HAVE HEEDED THE ANCIENT RUNE STONE'S WARNING TO STAY AWAY FROM THE THIRD DEBATE. YOU COULD HAVE TRUSTED YOUR INSTINCTS AND NOT STOPPED TO PET THAT HISSING PIT VIPER. BUT YOU DIDN'T, AND NOW HERE YOU ARE CRAWLING THROUGH THE LOBBY GOOGLING "EXTRACT VENOM W/ MOTH" WITH 1% BATTERY AND 1 BAR, PRAYING THAT GOOGLE KNOWS YOU MEANT "MOUTH" EVEN THOUGH IN YOUR HEART YOU KNOW IT IS ALREADY TOO LATE AND YOUR CIRCULATORY SYSTEM IS SEIZING LIKE A SMALL-BLOCK V8 FILLED WITH HERSHEY'S SYRUP INSTEAD OF OIL. #conventionofthedamned #debatesofthedamned


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STEVE, A LAID OFF WHALE FLENSER FROM RENO, ASKS A QUESTION ABOUT TAX BREAKS FOR WAR WIDOWS. TRUMP INSERTS HIS ENTIRE HAND DOWN HIS OWN THROAT AND PULLS OUT A ROTARY TELEPHONE. HE PLACES IT ON THE PODIUM AND DELIVERS A RAMBLING, FOUR MINUTE ANSWER THAT USES THE PHRASE "MECHANICALLY DEBONED" 6 TIMES.

HE CONCLUDES, RAISING WHAT IS CLEARLY A CAN OF PEPSI BEFORE EXCLAIMING, "TIME FOR A REFRESHING COCA COLA!" AND VIOLENTLY JAMMING IT INTO A VACUOLE IN HIS CHEST. "NOW QUICKLY, BEFORE MY LIFE FORCE IS DEPLETED: BIG MAN. ME BIG MAN. BUILD WALL. GRAB PUSSY. SMASH BAD MAN."

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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #628 on: October 24, 2016, 08:23:55 PM »
 :lol

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #629 on: October 24, 2016, 08:25:04 PM »
I had to say it out loud to get the joke.

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