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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #490 on: April 11, 2016, 01:14:13 PM »

They left out the part where the leg comes out tripping him so he falls flat while the douche bag limps past him. After all, we know the fix is surely in on this.
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #491 on: April 12, 2016, 12:33:00 AM »
Video

2008 Election: Chris Matthews talks about a thrill up his leg
2016 Election: Chris Matthews tells Bernie's campaign manager "You know my erogenous zone.  You're hitting it."

BTW, his show is called Hardball.

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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #493 on: April 13, 2016, 08:30:39 AM »
Definitely not their finest moment.
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #494 on: April 13, 2016, 12:21:50 PM »
It's like trying to find the smelliest piece of shit.

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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #497 on: April 14, 2016, 08:29:36 AM »


But did he learn?  I am not holding my breath that he did.  I think he's oblivious in that regard. 

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #498 on: April 15, 2016, 03:03:47 PM »
This could go in the election thread, but can we really take somebody like Sharon Stone seriously.  Pulling a Huffington Post and putting her comments in the entertainment section, because it is very entertaining.

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Stone took a more somber tone when asked about Donald Trump. "We have leaders and people who are trying to be leaders who are running campaigns based on fear, and that's a contagion. It's horrible. Holocausts have occurred when that fire catches loose,"

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"Bernie seems pretty old just in general, and some of his ideas are a little bit old. He's not young doing this, and he didn't really work until he was 40 so I wonder, like, how much acid has this guy taken? I really do, that's not a joke. We were so aggressive asking people, 'Did you smoke pot?' But in reality, how much acid has Bernie Sanders taken? Because there's a certain edge to his personality and way about his behavior that makes me wonder, 'How much LSD have you taken?"

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #499 on: April 19, 2016, 12:36:56 PM »
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #500 on: April 19, 2016, 04:36:30 PM »
I wouldn't want somebody with 18 kids to mow my damn lawn, based on a longstanding bias I have against crazy fucks.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #502 on: April 29, 2016, 09:29:40 AM »
A video from my mock election campain, running as the candidate for "The Bacon Party"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXDlqwRZ0L0&feature=share
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #503 on: April 29, 2016, 02:03:34 PM »
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #504 on: April 29, 2016, 02:10:29 PM »
 :metal :metal :metal :metal  :lol

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #505 on: May 06, 2016, 02:34:30 PM »
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #506 on: May 06, 2016, 02:41:37 PM »
 :lol

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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #508 on: May 12, 2016, 04:06:13 PM »
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #509 on: May 13, 2016, 05:49:21 AM »
 :lol  I should tell my mother to make an equivalent ad for herself

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #510 on: May 13, 2016, 06:02:02 AM »
Yes, please do. The more people we can rid of, the better.  :lol

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #511 on: May 13, 2016, 06:26:40 AM »
Yes, please do. The more people we can rid of, the better.  :lol

E-mail sent to my mother with the picture  :lol

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #512 on: May 13, 2016, 09:01:45 AM »
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #513 on: May 13, 2016, 09:27:09 AM »
 :rollin

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #514 on: May 13, 2016, 10:07:52 AM »
That is certainly a failing on the part of many liberals, one on which Bill Maher (a huge liberal himself) has rightly commented many times.
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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #517 on: May 31, 2016, 07:11:10 AM »
 :lol

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #518 on: June 08, 2016, 07:11:20 AM »
That is certainly a failing on the part of many liberals, one on which Bill Maher (a huge liberal himself) has rightly commented many times.

I know I would feel the same way if I as a Muslim ever personally met a Muslim who wants to hang gays and thinks women should have no rights but fuck I keep searching and searching but no go :lol
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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #520 on: June 14, 2016, 09:18:20 PM »
 :rollin :rollin
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #521 on: July 23, 2016, 04:01:11 PM »
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #522 on: July 26, 2016, 10:52:11 PM »
Well, there is no religious humor thread (at least I didn't see one) so I'll just leave this here.


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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #523 on: July 27, 2016, 12:47:27 PM »
Seen on FB today:

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Look, think of Trump like Insane Clown Posse. Every single time they put out a new song ("song") the same million Juggalo morons smack their diabetic hands together with glee and sell some of their vicodin so they can buy it. But who else is ever gonna buy one? Nobody casually likes ICP. Either you're in and have a Faygo stick-and-poke on your face that your Jugga-bro "Skidmark" gave you in his bathroom, or you wouldn't go to an ICP show if your life depended on it.

The analogy gets better when you realize the likelihood that actual Juggalos love Trump.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #524 on: July 27, 2016, 02:24:30 PM »
 :lol