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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1820 on: April 26, 2018, 03:46:21 PM »
I prefer the old Spanish lady.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1821 on: April 26, 2018, 03:49:13 PM »
 :lol that is good but I like the context better in the other one, plus Macron looks like he's holding back laughter looking the other way

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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1823 on: April 27, 2018, 07:04:13 AM »
 :lol wow

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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1826 on: May 09, 2018, 12:46:02 PM »


There's a joke in there somewhere.   

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1827 on: May 09, 2018, 08:38:30 PM »
I'm sure if you delve deep enough into a porn site, you'll find that exact pic with floppy johnsons instead.


Someone save that one for the caption game please....
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« Reply #1828 on: May 10, 2018, 02:34:30 AM »


There's a joke in there somewhere.


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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1829 on: May 10, 2018, 07:06:10 AM »
I'm guessing Trump was the first person to pay her to keep her mouth SHUT, but don't worry about her, I'm sure she will be back on her back in no time.  (Dont forget to tip your waitress).
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1830 on: May 10, 2018, 09:12:34 AM »
I'm guessing Trump was the first person to pay her to keep her mouth SHUT, but don't worry about her, I'm sure she will be back on her back in no time.  (Dont forget to tip your waitress).

She's "appearing" later this summer at a bar not from my house, just over the town line.  It's called "Mardi Gras II Gentleman's Club" and bills itself as "Connecticut's Dirty Little Secret That You Have To Experience First Hand".    She's back, all right.   

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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1832 on: May 13, 2018, 01:07:13 PM »
Yeah, KFC? Do you deliver? We gotta lot a hungry brothers here.

Seriously is that someone famous or a random person cropped in?
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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1834 on: May 13, 2018, 09:31:33 PM »
I'm amazed I haven't heard that story yet,my favorite burger joint is about 100 feet from there.


Did she ever get her card back? The suspense is killing me...
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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1836 on: May 20, 2018, 10:14:27 AM »
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1837 on: May 20, 2018, 11:12:42 AM »
Maybe this doesn't happen on Twitter but I know for me, once I type a name a few times - even an unusual name - it stops autocorrecting.  Maybe he just never writes her name out on his phone.  Or it's a new phone.  Or he doesn't think about editing before sending. 

I just thought it was funny and thought this was the humor thread.   :P

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1838 on: May 21, 2018, 03:28:45 PM »
I would go with the "hasn't typed her name enough" option, seems to fit his narcissistic personality  :lol
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1839 on: May 21, 2018, 03:50:08 PM »
Maybe this doesn't happen on Twitter but I know for me, once I type a name a few times - even an unusual name - it stops autocorrecting.  Maybe he just never writes her name out on his phone.  Or it's a new phone.  Or he doesn't think about editing before sending. 

I just thought it was funny and thought this was the humor thread.   :P

It is funny. Hooray for auto-correct is likely what happened, and even funnier that he might not type her name all that much.
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1840 on: June 07, 2018, 03:31:57 PM »
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1841 on: June 07, 2018, 03:51:48 PM »

I didn't really think his mug could be any more disgusting, but man, that's some nasty looking shit.  :lol
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1842 on: June 07, 2018, 06:25:51 PM »
And yet... we all know who it's supposed to be...  that's art, my man.  :)

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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1845 on: June 12, 2018, 11:08:34 AM »
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1846 on: June 12, 2018, 11:09:12 AM »
 :lol

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1848 on: June 21, 2018, 10:05:06 AM »

I didn't really think his mug could be any more disgusting, but man, that's some nasty looking shit.  :lol

Tomatoes are pretty disgusting.