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Re: 2020 Election Aftermath Thread
« Reply #70 on: November 23, 2020, 03:25:32 PM »
I saw a headline of Merrick Garland for AG.  Wouldn't that be the cat's meow.

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It would not be the cat's meow (and I'm a Garland fan, in a general sense).

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Re: 2020 Election Aftermath Thread
« Reply #71 on: November 23, 2020, 04:06:47 PM »
If there's any one, single thing that everybody could agree on, something that could unite us all as Americans, I think it would be that Rudy Giuliani is fucking nuts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0h6sRuC8bQ&feature=emb_title

This guy was a successful mayor New York. He was the US attorney general under Reagan, as well as the Southern District of New York. He was instrumental in taking down the five families. He was the only person that looked like he knew what he was going after 911. For most of his career he really seemed to have head on his shoulders. Now he's embarrassing himself in court. He's embarrassing himself in front of porno shops. And he's finally graduated to embarrassing himself doing crappy infomercials, shilling for a pathetic loser. I can't even imagine that this guy was in court successfully prosecuting Big Paulie Costellano.

And people thought that Biden wasn't sharp enough?

I dunno man, I thought that the few minutes I saw and skimmed through were great.

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Re: 2020 Election Aftermath Thread
« Reply #72 on: November 23, 2020, 04:59:22 PM »
If there's any one, single thing that everybody could agree on, something that could unite us all as Americans, I think it would be that Rudy Giuliani is fucking nuts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0h6sRuC8bQ&feature=emb_title

This guy was a successful mayor New York. He was the US attorney general under Reagan, as well as the Southern District of New York. He was instrumental in taking down the five families. He was the only person that looked like he knew what he was going after 911. For most of his career he really seemed to have head on his shoulders. Now he's embarrassing himself in court. He's embarrassing himself in front of porno shops. And he's finally graduated to embarrassing himself doing crappy infomercials, shilling for a pathetic loser. I can't even imagine that this guy was in court successfully prosecuting Big Paulie Costellano.

And people thought that Biden wasn't sharp enough?

I made it through a minute. I'd rather shave my balls with a rusted cheese grater than watch further.

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Not touching the first one, but the last two are VERY context specific metrics.  You sound like one of those NFL announcers that say "and so-and-so is the first running back in NFL history to record 100 yards rushing to his left and score three TDs on Thursdays".    Guns/capita is a useless statistic.  Defense spending is a complicated metric compounded by the fact that a) it's a community welfare program, and b) our role on the world stage.  Remember the criticisms when Trump decided that the EU was going to "pay us" for all the resources we contribute to the world stage?

I knew my post was gonna be like the bat-singal for you.  Not sure what about the last 2 makes the "context specific".  Does or does not the US lead in these two metrics / categories?  It doesn't matter if you believe/say it's a meaningless statistic, or "complicated" you still lead in those metrics.  I never said "meaningful and uncomplicated categories the US leads in".  And who anointed the US as the head of the global Neighbourhood Watch? 
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Re: 2020 Election Aftermath Thread
« Reply #73 on: November 23, 2020, 06:15:03 PM »
RJ, our responses would be some 70's crush. :lol  Dammit that hurt to say.

Farrah Fawcett-Majors?  (Though I would go with Jaclyn Smith, myself.)

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Re: 2020 Election Aftermath Thread
« Reply #74 on: November 23, 2020, 08:31:45 PM »
Seems as though the Trump administration loyalists are finally starting to grasp true reality.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/first-on-cnn-key-government-agency-acknowledges-bidens-win-and-begins-formal-transition/ar-BB1bibjM?OCID=ansmsnnews11

Trump tweets:

"I want to thank Emily Murphy at GSA for her steadfast dedication and loyalty to our Country. She has been harassed, threatened, and abused and I do not want to see this happen to her, her family, or employees of GSA. Our case STRONGLY continues, we will keep up the good..."
"fight, and I believe we will prevail! Nevertheless, in the best interest of our Country, I am recommending that Emily and her team do what needs to be done with regard to initial protocols, and have told my team to do the same."

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Re: 2020 Election Aftermath Thread
« Reply #75 on: November 23, 2020, 08:42:19 PM »
Re: Guiliani. I was wondering the other day what the hell happened to him. I knew him growing up as the mayor of NYC and the one who seemed to hold that city together after 9/11, an avid Yankees fan, and the guy who bravely initiated an investigation into frozen yogurt that was misleadingly being labeled as non-fat.. I assume he's been busy since then, doing what I have been ignorant about. Then several years pass, and here we are.
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Re: 2020 Election Aftermath Thread
« Reply #76 on: November 23, 2020, 09:04:26 PM »
Re: Guiliani. I was wondering the other day what the hell happened to him. I knew him growing up as the mayor of NYC and the one who seemed to hold that city together after 9/11, an avid Yankees fan, and the guy who bravely initiated an investigation into frozen yogurt that was misleadingly being labeled as non-fat.. I assume he's been busy since then, doing what I have been ignorant about. Then several years pass, and here we are.

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« Reply #77 on: Today at 01:12:30 AM »
You either die an esteemed politician, or live long enough to be sucked into the black hole of an arrogant outsider with hair dye running down your face.
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