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Offline vtgrad

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #490 on: June 14, 2013, 01:38:06 PM »
Why... oh why... is there a film on the back of a rack of Baby-back Ribs?  And why is it so time consuming to remove?
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #491 on: June 14, 2013, 04:11:01 PM »
Wait, what the hell is that bulge?
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #492 on: June 15, 2013, 12:46:48 AM »
I'll take the big top of grannies if you take the blacks. Deal? Deal.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #493 on: June 16, 2013, 11:13:52 AM »
No. I'm sorry dude... Just because it's Father's Day and you successfully procreated at least once does NOT give you the right to be a douche bag to every else around you. Piss off.
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #494 on: June 17, 2013, 11:54:20 AM »
I repeat: one more time.  :facepalm:
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #495 on: June 17, 2013, 12:16:26 PM »
Any offers yet?
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #496 on: June 17, 2013, 12:44:03 PM »
Two weeks from never.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #497 on: June 18, 2013, 04:18:09 PM »
I don't care if I ever hear beach music again.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #498 on: June 18, 2013, 05:38:23 PM »
What's that shape? What's that sound? That's just me...



FALLING DOWN.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #499 on: June 28, 2013, 01:15:59 PM »
Memo to self: two words that never belong together are 'weirdest' and 'boner'.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #500 on: June 28, 2013, 01:30:13 PM »
I really don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's REAL hard to pronounce.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #501 on: June 28, 2013, 01:52:05 PM »
That's a lot of pus!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #502 on: June 30, 2013, 05:43:10 AM »
Who lit the fucking fuse on your tampon!?
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #503 on: June 30, 2013, 06:16:32 PM »
Forget the things you left behind
For looking back you may go blind

DOO DOO DOO DOO DEE DOO
DOO DOO DOO DOO DEE DOO
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #504 on: July 05, 2013, 05:41:58 PM »
I JUST KILLED A MUSQUITO
IT WAS A GOOD DAY
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #505 on: July 05, 2013, 09:14:15 PM »
There's many a slip twix a cup and a lip.....
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #506 on: July 07, 2013, 01:51:51 AM »
THEY GO TO A LAKE OF FIRE AND FRY








Not just the bad folks. Every swinging dick and gaping fuck-hole. EVERY ONE OF US. BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #507 on: July 07, 2013, 07:16:34 PM »
Don't you hate it when they put the mushrooms under the cheese?
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #508 on: July 07, 2013, 07:55:42 PM »
Waiting for TTIIIIIIIMMMMMEEE to disaPEEEEAAAARRRRRR!!!!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #509 on: July 07, 2013, 08:00:07 PM »
A dry heat takes up a lot of energy.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #510 on: July 07, 2013, 08:09:56 PM »
going to watch Watership Down for the millionth time on the way to Branson tomorrow, still going to love it even though it's bloody as heck throughout but mostly at the end
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #511 on: July 15, 2013, 07:15:01 PM »
I'm holding because deep down I already know we're close and there's no turning back once we go down that road. So I'm holding on to you.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #512 on: July 16, 2013, 03:15:33 PM »
And I'm all out of bubble-gum!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #513 on: July 16, 2013, 03:31:28 PM »
I STAND!
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #514 on: July 16, 2013, 04:12:09 PM »
The pleasure was all yours...

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #515 on: July 16, 2013, 04:20:24 PM »
When did counting back your change become a lost art?
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #516 on: July 20, 2013, 11:18:07 PM »
I'M A REASONABLE MAN GET OFF MY CASE GET OFF MY CASE









YOU FUCKING CUNT
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #517 on: July 20, 2013, 11:20:39 PM »
my circadian rhythm is fucked
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #518 on: July 21, 2013, 10:07:46 AM »
Where is the Coffee Fairy when you need him?
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #519 on: July 22, 2013, 06:00:30 PM »
SHY BOY
HIS HEAD IN THE SAND
NO RISK OF REJECTION THEN
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #520 on: July 24, 2013, 09:20:24 AM »
6000 posts! :2metal:
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #521 on: July 24, 2013, 11:54:33 AM »
That's 7 pounds of shit in a 3 pound bag.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #522 on: July 24, 2013, 12:20:48 PM »
He's 10 gallons of asshole in a 5 quart carton.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #523 on: July 28, 2013, 10:27:38 PM »
Velveeta Skillets:
Liquid Gold? More like Liquid Shits.

But god damn does it taste great.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #524 on: July 30, 2013, 11:35:53 PM »
Sometimes, nice just ain't nice enough.
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Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
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I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion
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