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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #315 on: March 14, 2013, 07:21:05 PM »
Toot the flute.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #316 on: March 14, 2013, 07:25:21 PM »

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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #317 on: March 14, 2013, 08:48:54 PM »
toot my butt

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #318 on: March 14, 2013, 11:02:07 PM »
 :lol :heart

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #319 on: March 15, 2013, 06:26:48 AM »
Touching the monkey

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #320 on: March 15, 2013, 06:37:19 AM »
To slap little Johny behind the ear.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #321 on: March 15, 2013, 08:10:57 AM »

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #322 on: March 15, 2013, 08:41:21 AM »
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #323 on: March 15, 2013, 08:55:41 AM »
Just the tip, I promise  :heart

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #324 on: March 15, 2013, 09:23:33 AM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #325 on: March 15, 2013, 03:41:48 PM »
21 strings is just about enough...
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #326 on: March 17, 2013, 05:27:00 AM »
Sunday morning and artichoke

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #327 on: March 17, 2013, 08:04:54 AM »
Carpet > Hardwood floor

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #328 on: March 17, 2013, 08:33:17 AM »
Carpet > Hardwood floor

Flip that about my bitches.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #329 on: March 17, 2013, 10:01:31 AM »
He paid up for free.
But got only two.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #330 on: March 17, 2013, 11:11:10 AM »
I require more vinyls.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #331 on: March 17, 2013, 01:32:36 PM »
I hate family sometimes.
prog sucks
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #332 on: March 17, 2013, 01:34:16 PM »
Blood may be thicker than water, but my dried semen is harder than both. So there.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #333 on: March 17, 2013, 07:36:17 PM »
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

Farcical aquatic ceremony.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #334 on: March 18, 2013, 02:59:10 AM »
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

Farcical aquatic ceremony.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #335 on: March 18, 2013, 05:03:04 AM »
If I ate myself, would i become twice as big or disappear?

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #336 on: March 22, 2013, 10:54:41 AM »
Aaawwwwkwaaaarrrddd.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #337 on: March 22, 2013, 11:14:13 AM »
Withered flowers forget what they wept for day after day.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #338 on: March 22, 2013, 04:26:24 PM »
The brakes on Dutch trains are actually live blue whales.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #339 on: March 23, 2013, 03:52:49 AM »
Empty-headed food trough wiper.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #340 on: March 23, 2013, 10:18:04 AM »
I'd like to be in a coma.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #341 on: March 24, 2013, 04:10:52 AM »
RECTANGLES!

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #342 on: March 24, 2013, 02:30:43 PM »
John 3:16
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #343 on: March 24, 2013, 02:55:30 PM »
Prog: the genre where a conversation about it can have a made up example name like "Mr. Glob And His Amazing Wackett Springle" and the other person in the conversation goes and googles it to see if it's actually some legendary cult band from 1970 they should check out.
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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #344 on: March 24, 2013, 03:27:37 PM »
nope not real ^
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #345 on: March 24, 2013, 03:29:21 PM »
I know, but a friend of mine had to google to convince himself he wasn't missing out on something. The point is that I made the name up and he wasn't quite sure if it was a real band name or not.
This is as exciting as superluminal neutrinos. The sexy thing is that this actually exists :D

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #346 on: March 24, 2013, 05:01:54 PM »
i know


but i had to be s
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #347 on: March 30, 2013, 08:16:02 PM »
In market speculation, is the performance of a stock/currency/etc. determined by the group that yells "Bullish!" or "Bearish!" louder?

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #348 on: March 31, 2013, 12:49:29 AM »
Boats and hos.

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #349 on: March 31, 2013, 08:45:11 AM »
And if license's not mine,
then it's only a matter of fine.