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Offline Nekov

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Re: Going to have some fun with an internet hoax today:
« Reply #35 on: October 01, 2012, 11:25:33 AM »
 :lol

I think at some point there are way too many nuggets but I can't deny I laughed.
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Re: Going to have some fun with an internet hoax today:
« Reply #36 on: October 01, 2012, 11:42:44 AM »
:clap:

That's got more nuggets than Mcdonalds.

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Re: Going to have some fun with an internet hoax today:
« Reply #37 on: October 01, 2012, 11:49:52 AM »
A bit too contrived in the middle part, but all in all a good effort. I'd take out some nuggets there, so that it sounds a little more natural.
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Re: Going to have some fun with an internet hoax today:
« Reply #38 on: October 01, 2012, 12:11:01 PM »
Unfortunately, these scammers are not quite that stupid and I think the email would have been OK, but that ID is going to out you as a troll  :lol
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Re: Going to have some fun with an internet hoax today:
« Reply #39 on: October 01, 2012, 12:20:53 PM »
lol I love when you guys post this stuff, hilarious.

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Re: Going to have some fun with an internet hoax today:
« Reply #40 on: October 01, 2012, 12:38:47 PM »
Nothing from my good friend James yet, I take it?
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Re: Going to have some fun with an internet hoax today:
« Reply #41 on: October 01, 2012, 01:10:36 PM »
Genius!  God, I can't wait to see what happens next!!
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Re: Going to have some fun with an internet hoax today:
« Reply #42 on: October 01, 2012, 01:35:31 PM »
Nothing from my good friend James yet, I take it?

Nothing yet. Just our Dutch friend.
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Re: Going to have some fun with an internet hoax today:
« Reply #43 on: October 01, 2012, 04:15:02 PM »
Anxiously waiting for a reply!!  :corn

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Re: Going to have some fun with an internet hoax today:
« Reply #44 on: October 01, 2012, 04:15:11 PM »
Those nuggets  :rollin This is brilliant.

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Re: Going to have some fun with an internet hoax today:
« Reply #45 on: October 01, 2012, 05:11:16 PM »
I hope the scammer isn't a DT fan  :lol

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Re: Going to have some fun with an internet hoax today:
« Reply #46 on: October 02, 2012, 01:13:08 PM »
I just received another one from a different source. I dont have time to run with this one, but would be more than happy to hand it off ;)
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Re: Going to have some fun with an internet hoax today:
« Reply #47 on: October 02, 2012, 02:06:05 PM »
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That's got more nuggets than Mcdonalds.
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Re: Going to have some fun with an internet hoax today:
« Reply #48 on: October 05, 2012, 08:23:03 AM »
Post it up and I'll get it. I guess the other guy died or something.
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Re: Going to have some fun with an internet hoax today:
« Reply #49 on: October 05, 2012, 10:31:44 AM »
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Re: Going to have some fun with an internet hoax today:
« Reply #50 on: October 05, 2012, 10:32:38 AM »
originating email address data@keyin.cn
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Re: Going to have some fun with an internet hoax today:
« Reply #51 on: October 05, 2012, 10:38:10 AM »
Haha! :tup
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