Going to have some fun with an internet hoax today:

[njdtfan]

To my delight, I received this email this morning:

My beloved.

Greetings in the name of our lord Jesus Christ. I am Mrs Brenda Vandesie
from Holland, a widow to late Mark Vandesie I am 69 years old, i am now a new
Christian convert, suffering from long time cancer of the breast, from all
indication my condition is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that i
won't live more than 2 months, according to my doctors, this is because the
cancer stage has gotten to a very worst stage.


My late husband and my only child died last years, his death was
politically motivated. My late husband was a very rich and wealthy business man
who was running his cocoa business in Cote d’Ivoire and after his death; i
inherited all his business and wealth. my doctors has advised me that i may not
live for more than 2 months, so i now decided to divide the part of this wealth,
to contribute to the development of the church in Africa, America, Asia, and
Europe. i collected your email address during my desperate search on the
internet and i prayed over it.

I decided to donate the sum of $2,500,000.00 usd( Two million five hundred
thousand united states dollars) to the less privileged because i cannot take
this money to the grave. Please i want you to note that this fund is lodged in a
bank in Ivory Coast in West Africa .
Once i hear from you

i will forward you my late husband's lawyer in ivory coast who will work the
transfer legally to you.I honestly
pray that this money when transferred to you, will be sure for the said purpose,
because i have come to find out that wealth acquisition without Christ is
vanity. may the grace of our lord Jesus the love of god and the fellowship of
god be with you and your family.


Please contact me in this my private e-mail id aranyite7@yahoo.co.jp so that i
will give you all the details
Your beloved sister in Christ.
Mrs Brenda Vandesie




Let the game begin hehe.

[Ultimetalhead]

Oh how I love these. We had a thread on this a while back in which I produced some of my best trolling work, but I'm not sure where it went.

[njdtfan]

I am open for ideas !

[njdtfan]

A really lucky day, just got another one:

Attention:
You are entitled to $650,000.00 USD in the on-going United Nations Poverty Alleviation Program. To apply for your payment Contact Susan Lee via email unitednation.my@ovi.com or call +601 0374 7560 with your Name, Address & Phone Number.

Yours truly
James Young
Announcer

[Gadough]

Oh how I love these. We had a thread on this a while back in which I produced some of my best trolling work, but I'm not sure where it went.

Joycy Justin Yak

[Ultimetalhead]

Oh how I love these. We had a thread on this a while back in which I produced some of my best trolling work, but I'm not sure where it went.

Joycy Justin Yak

So much yes. By the way, if you decide to mail this response, mail it to the address they sent it to you from. DON'T EVER send stuff to e-mail addresses they provide. Massive phishing potential. Here's a response to the second e-mail, I'll work a bit on a response to the first one if you like my work.

Hello James,

I am pleased to have received your e-mail. Why, just this morning I woke up wondering why I couldn't just be randomly picked out to get 650,000 smackers delivered right into my life. The fact that you were able to be so precise leads me to believe that this is in fact a holy event. Chris be praised!

Name: William Stroker
Address: 4127 Randy Road, Pine Bluff, AK 76101
Phone: Telephones are the work of the devil. I am sorry to say I do not own one.

Gosh, that seems awfully impersonal. A little bit about myself: I am William Stroker, a successful entrepreneur farmer from the beautiful town of Pine Bluff, Arkansas. We specialize in growing only the finest decorative shrubbery, though we also run the largest slaughterhouse in the state. We are very proud of all our success, and 650,000 dollars would be a tremendous help to our business. We certainly have enough money as it is, but I've been looking for an excuse to get my Decorative Bush scholarship up and running. The fund would be used to award a large sum of money to the young woman with the most beautiful bush to be used for college expenses.

Looking forward to hearing from you!

Regards,
William Stroker
Stroker Farms and Decorative Bush

[njdtfan]

Sent it but changed the name from William Stroker to Richard(Dick) Stroker. Thanks.

[Ultimetalhead]

That works. I typically bring him in later as my brother, but it works both ways.

[njdtfan]

Gotcha.

[Implode]

One of my favorite shows just got renewed for another season.

[Ultimetalhead]

Shit. I wanted to work in a bit about him signing the e-mail as an "announcer" but I forgot. Hopefully he responds so I can still use it.

[Cedar redaC]

So much yes. By the way, if you decide to mail this response, mail it to the address they sent it to you from. DON'T EVER send stuff to e-mail addresses they provide. Massive phishing potential. Here's a response to the second e-mail, I'll work a bit on a response to the first one if you like my work.

Hello James,

I am pleased to have received your e-mail. Why, just this morning I woke up wondering why I couldn't just be randomly picked out to get 650,000 smackers delivered right into my life. The fact that you were able to be so precise leads me to believe that this is in fact a holy event. Chris be praised!

Name: William Stroker
Address: 4127 Randy Road, Pine Bluff, AK 76101
Phone: Telephones are the work of the devil. I am sorry to say I do not own one.

Gosh, that seems awfully impersonal. A little bit about myself: I am William Stroker, a successful entrepreneur farmer from the beautiful town of Pine Bluff, Arkansas. We specialize in growing only the finest decorative shrubbery, though we also run the largest slaughterhouse in the state. We are very proud of all our success, and 650,000 dollars would be a tremendous help to our business. We certainly have enough money as it is, but I've been looking for an excuse to get my Decorative Bush scholarship up and running. The fund would be used to award a large sum of money to the young woman with the most beautiful bush to be used for college expenses.

Looking forward to hearing from you!

Regards,
William Stroker
Stroker Farms and Decorative Bush

Praise Chris!!

[lonestar]

Randy Road? .... lol

[njdtfan]

To my delight, I received this email this morning:

My beloved.

Greetings in the name of our lord Jesus Christ. I am Mrs Brenda Vandesie
from Holland, a widow to late Mark Vandesie I am 69 years old, i am now a new
Christian convert, suffering from long time cancer of the breast, from all
indication my condition is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that i
won't live more than 2 months, according to my doctors, this is because the
cancer stage has gotten to a very worst stage.


My late husband and my only child died last years, his death was
politically motivated. My late husband was a very rich and wealthy business man
who was running his cocoa business in Cote d’Ivoire and after his death; i
inherited all his business and wealth. my doctors has advised me that i may not
live for more than 2 months, so i now decided to divide the part of this wealth,
to contribute to the development of the church in Africa, America, Asia, and
Europe. i collected your email address during my desperate search on the
internet and i prayed over it.

I decided to donate the sum of $2,500,000.00 usd( Two million five hundred
thousand united states dollars) to the less privileged because i cannot take
this money to the grave. Please i want you to note that this fund is lodged in a
bank in Ivory Coast in West Africa .
Once i hear from you

i will forward you my late husband's lawyer in ivory coast who will work the
transfer legally to you.I honestly
pray that this money when transferred to you, will be sure for the said purpose,
because i have come to find out that wealth acquisition without Christ is
vanity. may the grace of our lord Jesus the love of god and the fellowship of
god be with you and your family.


Please contact me in this my private e-mail id aranyite7@yahoo.co.jp so that i
will give you all the details
Your beloved sister in Christ.
Mrs Brenda Vandesie




Let the game begin hehe.

So I just replied:

Hello Mrs. Vandesie, my dear beloved,
 
I am sorry to hear of your misfortunes. My thoughts and prayers are with you as are my entire congregation. I am the head alter boy for my parish and I spread to them the news you have sent me. I also spoke to my priest in a private meeting this morning after we awoke together.
 
But our Lord does things for a purpose. Thus it seems the Lord has chosen you my beloved, much as he did his son, the savior, Jesus Christ, to spread the word.
 
Our church does many things for the underpiveledged here in the United States. If you are so inclined, I can go into further detail regarding these fascinating, and truly biblical doings. We have had several "miracles" over the years, including our most recent, the image of Jesus in a fried egg. So the funds will surely go to help the needy and less fortunate.
 
Please have your laywer contact me so that we may proceed with the transaction.

 
Thank the Lord and thank you my dear. Just remember sister, "The Spirit Carries On".
 
Sincerely,
 
Haywood Jabloeme
69 Stiffwood Drive
Manning, S. Carolina

[Onno]

Thank the Lord and thank you my dear. Just remember sister, "The Spirit Carries On".
 

I'll be following this. Epic thread.

[senecadawg2]

Not much for me to add that hasn't already been said, but I can't wait for the responses.

[Elite]

One of my favorite shows just got renewed for another season.

Fuck yeah, this!

[Scorpion]

Oh how I love these. We had a thread on this a while back in which I produced some of my best trolling work, but I'm not sure where it went.

It's still around, I think. I remember reading through it when I looked through GD during a time of the forum being dead and me having no homework and other stuff. You absolutely owned the thread - I really laughed at your explanation as to why you couldn't use phones.

[zerogravityfat]

shit i used to read that website with the counter attackers, great stuff. what was the name of the site? it's addictive to read the top stories of africans travelling to the war torn areas with the promise of their scam working for them.

[JayOctavarium]

[TheVoxyn]

They could at least have given her an actual Dutch last name 

[njdtfan]

Ok, got a reply:

My beloved


With God power i thank you very much for your reply and so kind to do
this according to the Will of God and your great concerned about me.it is the will of God to do this with you.
You are blessed. here is the information needed..
1.your full name and address
2.your telephone number
3.age and sex
4. a copy of your id
on the receipt of the above information i will give you the contact of
my late husband's attorney in ivory coast west africa who will obtain
some legal documents in your name and submit to the bank to enable them
transfer the said fund to your bank account with out any delay the
lawyer will work everything legally and smoothly in your name once i
have give him go ahead order..
Remain blessed
Brenda Vandesie

[lonestar]

1.your full name and address
4. a copy of your id

Here, maybe this will help....

[Cedar redaC]

bahaha!

[ColdFireYYZ]

shit i used to read that website with the counter attackers, great stuff. what was the name of the site? it's addictive to read the top stories of africans travelling to the war torn areas with the promise of their scam working for them.

This one?
https://www.419eater.com/

[kirksnosehair]

[Nekov]

Ohh, I missed this thread so much 

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

For the record, 419 Eater is awesome.

[bosk1]

For the record, Cozmo is correct.

[njdtfan]

Ok, just made my id/license



Now to do my reply

[Onno]

 
Epic!

[Algo Fonix]

Oh God, I love this so much.

[Cedar redaC]

The forums are anxiously awaiting the outcome of this epic response.

[njdtfan]

My beloved Brenda (The great Lord spoke to me and said I may now call you by your heavenly first name),

Your initial story/contact brought me to tears, you could say, a trial of tears. I have withered about this over the past night, under a glass moon, whilke waiting for sleep. Luckily I am surrounded by my congregation, those I hope will be with me in the Afterlife. They take away my pain and Just let me breathe while the world/underpriveledged endure these hollow years. my beautiful daughter, Anna Lee, almost passed a year ago. I felt so vacant, it was a nightmare to remember. But in the name of God, she had a stream of consiousness, and on the backs of angels,breaking all illusions and far from heaven she survived and did not go into the dark eternal night. So I understand the loss of your beloved child and husband.

Attached is a copy of my id, with my full name and address. I am a male and am obviously a male and 37 years old. I do not have a phone, as the lord forbids the use of them in our congregation.

My beloved, I look forward to hearing from your attorney, these can be the best of times, a so called right of passage if I may say. I walk beside you, and together may we fight the root of all evil.

Thank you for this greqt opportunity my beloved.

Your son in christ, Haywood.

[Cedar redaC]

That's got more nuggets than Mcdonalds.