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Offline Ħ

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Re: How to get a job?
« Reply #70 on: November 01, 2012, 03:47:34 PM »
Quote from: snapple on November 01, 2012, 02:06:52 PM
What I did:

walk into the employer's office
whip my dick out
"it ain't gonna suck itself"
get the job and a blow job
wut

yeahhhh got the second interview :metal
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Re: How to get a job?
« Reply #71 on: November 02, 2012, 03:53:19 PM »
Sweet!  Keep us updated, dude! :metal
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Re: How to get a job?
« Reply #72 on: November 02, 2012, 03:59:21 PM »
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Re: How to get a job?
« Reply #73 on: November 02, 2012, 04:48:09 PM »
yeah the hell! got the job! :metal
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Re: How to get a job?
« Reply #74 on: November 02, 2012, 05:23:32 PM »
Quote from: Ħ on November 02, 2012, 04:48:09 PM
yeah the hell! got the job! :metal

 :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal

This: the most metal thread ever
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Re: How to get a job?
« Reply #75 on: November 02, 2012, 05:26:43 PM »
thanks bro! your purple spirit was guiding me the entire time.

and thanks to everyone who gave me such good advice!!!
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Re: How to get a job?
« Reply #76 on: November 03, 2012, 04:08:49 AM »
Quote from: Ħ on November 02, 2012, 04:48:09 PM
yeah the hell! got the job! :metal

All RIGHT, Hayden, way to go!!! :2metal:
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