"We couldn't do the space race....We had no money. Rationing didn't stop till the year...umm...I still haven't even lived that long. We didn't have any money. You were getting space rockets tested- a cat, a dog, a fish, a monkey up into space....We didn't have enough money to put a man in a tracksuit up a ladder!
I would've been there - "Go, man!"
"I'm going, I'm going, 'ang on."
"Just hang on to the ladder!"
"Hello, Swindon... I am here. Swindon, can you hear me?"
"Swindon here. We're monitoring you on our instruments....."
"Swindon, I'm nearly at the moon. Actually, that's an understatement. Have you got a bit more ladder? We're not quite at the moon yet...but I can see right over
the top of the houses. Fantastic!""
~ Eddie Izzard.