I totally forgot that I was going to follow up with a related story that actually has a happy ending, so here it is now.
I did a request for this girl named Ann who used to work in our department but now works over on the business side and is a client. She's cute, and yes all of my stories involve cute girls because what the hell kind of story doesn't have any cute girls in it?
This was shortly after she'd gone over to the dark side and had taken over for someone who is not cute and was fired. The data request was simple, but then they had to load the data and coordinate some other stuff, and she had no idea how to do any of it. I'd been through the process a few times with the person she'd replaced, so I was able to help her through it. The data load went smoothly, she was very grateful, and she said she owed me a big hug. I told her that I was going to hold her to it (heh heh).
It must've been three months later, at an off-site training thing for the entire division, I was grabbing a drink and heard a voice say "Hi Bob!" I turned around and there she was, smiling and generally looking cute as hell. I went for the hug. It was pretty great.
So there you go, no cookies, but a great hug. And really, if those are the choices, I'll take hugs over cookies any time.