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Rank The Alien Movies.
« on: September 05, 2012, 06:08:46 PM »
I've not seen AVP Requiem but after seeing Prometheus several times and re-watching every Alien film again recently . .

This is my ranking as of today

1.Alien - easily the best one.

2.Prometheus. A highly enjoyable cinema movie. Visually stunning and exciting. I love it.

3.Aliens. Re-watched again recently. Still good but hasn't aged well IMO and not as dark as the original.

4.Alien Resurrection / Alien Vs Predator. Still undecided as to which I prefer but I think AVP may be ahead by a nose for being less cheesy as A:R

5.Alien3 - Definitely the weakest of the original series. Watched again recently and it's really quite dull.


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Re: Rank The Alien Movies.
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2012, 06:17:47 PM »
1. Tie between Alien and Aliens (love em both equally, but for different reasons)

2. Alien 3 - didn't mind it, but could have been better

3. Alien Resurrection-  I liked it a lot when I saw it as a kid, but haven't really seen it in a long while.

4. AVP and AVP2 (haven't seen them and don't plan to)


5. Prometheus- Honestly this is one of my least favorite films ever made. I completely respect other people's enjoyment of the film, but it is not for me.

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« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2012, 06:18:26 PM »
Oh, you're including Prometheus in this?  Interesting.  Okay, I'll give it a shot.

1.  Alien:  Just a classic.  The pacing is perfect.  Although some of the effects are VERY low tech, the movie still looks very real (other than one very brief scene). 
2.  Aliens:  A much different movie than the original, but still very much a classic. 
3.  Prometheus:  I thought it was cool, even if it did have some inconsistencies and holes.  Knowing that it is part of a series of films, it is hard to rate because it may seem better or worse once in context with the other films after they are done.  It's hard to see it passing Aliens, but it may move up a bit closer (there is a big gap between #2 and #3 on this list), and it could fall below A3 as well.
4.  A3:  Close call.  I almost put it ahead of Prometheus.  There were some problems with it, but it was decent.
5.  AvP:  Ranks FAR below the rest on the list.  This was just a series of missed opportunities.  It was still okay, but should have been so much better.  It probably would have been if it didn't feel like a video game.
6.  Resurrection:  Falling farther down the list...it had some really interesting moments.  Unfortunately, it had too many head-scratchers as well.
7.  AvPR:  Again, SHOULD have been much better than it was.  Ever since the Dark Horse AvP comics series in the '90s, Alien and Predator fans longed for this to be done onscreen.  The sheer terror factor of these things being unleashed on earth should have taken this movie over the top.  But it was so poorly done, and so much Alient "cannon" was disregarded that it just became painful to watch rather than the unbridled awesome it had the potential to be.
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Re: Rank The Alien Movies.
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2012, 06:35:05 PM »
I haven't seen Prometheus, but;

Alien



Aliens




AvP
Alien 3

Alien Resurrection


AvP2
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Re: Rank The Alien Movies.
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2012, 06:38:21 PM »
Aliens
Alien

Alien 3






Alien Resurrection



Those other crap movies


I haven't seen Prometheus

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« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2012, 06:38:25 PM »
Aliens
Alien



Alien 3






























Alien Resurrection
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Re: Rank The Alien Movies.
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2012, 06:55:49 PM »
Alien
Aliens



Alien 3






























Alien Resurrection

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Re: Rank The Alien Movies.
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2012, 07:16:05 PM »
Haven't seen the AvP movies so...
 
Aliens/Alien (tied for first, with a SLIGHT edge to Aliens)
Alien 3
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Prometheus
Alien Resurrection

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Re: Rank The Alien Movies.
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2012, 07:20:41 PM »
Only from the first 4 which I saw.

1. Aliens
2. Alien
3. Aliens 3
4. Alien Resurrection
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Re: Rank The Alien Movies.
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2012, 07:37:46 PM »
I'm not into them at all. The first Alien movie was ok.
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Re: Rank The Alien Movies.
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2012, 08:05:03 PM »
1. Alien
2. Aliens
3. Alien 3
4. Prometheus
5. Resurrection
6. AvP

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« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2012, 08:24:45 PM »
Alien
Aliens
Alien Resurrection
Alien 3
AvP
AvP2

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Re: Rank The Alien Movies.
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2012, 09:39:38 PM »
Aliens
Alien


Prometheus
Alien 3



Alien Resurrection

I haven't seen any of the AvP movies.

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Re: Rank The Alien Movies.
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2012, 02:37:35 AM »
Aliens
Alien
Alien 3
Prometheus
Alien: Resurrection
Alien vs Predator
Alien vs Predator 2

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Re: Rank The Alien Movies.
« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2012, 03:55:32 AM »
Alien
Prometheus
Alien 3
Aliens
Alien vs. Predator
Alien vs. Predator 2
Alien Resurrection

On a side note: do you know when you look at a word so often that it stops making sense? That's what happened to me with the word Alien on this page. :lol
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Re: Rank The Alien Movies.
« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2012, 04:34:25 AM »
Alien
Prometheus
Alien 3
Aliens
Alien vs. Predator
Alien vs. Predator 2
Alien Resurrection

On a side note: do you know when you look at a word so often that it stops making sense? That's what happened to me with the word Alien on this page. :lol

Yeah it happened to me too, and it's quite an interesting thing. I was like "wait, is this how you spell Alien?" *checks how others do it* *checks thread-title* "but is this really right?" "oh well".  :lol

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Re: Rank The Alien Movies.
« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2012, 06:17:23 AM »
Alien
Aliens

Alien 3


Alien: Ressurrection
Prometheus
AvP



AvP2
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Re: Rank The Alien Movies.
« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2012, 06:22:26 AM »
Super great:

Alien
Aliens

ok bordering on great:

Alien 3 /Prometheus

meh:

AvP

why did I waste my time with it:

Alien Resurrection
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Re: Rank The Alien Movies.
« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2012, 08:20:47 AM »
Alien Resurrection has a quality that I really can't put my finger on.

It's like it has *that* thing that Hollywood sequels do.

It's too shiny - it has way too much swearing thrown in to make characters sound "badass"...

It just reeks of being a sequel which exists solely to make money - ( not that Aliens or 3 weren't but . . )

It has none of the drama of the original or the suspense of the second.

it's just bright and loud.

However - i actualy enjoyed AVP a lot more than I was expecting. A lot of people really hate him - but I actually find Paul Anderson's films entertaining. i loved Event Horizon and I liked the first Resident Evil - he doesn't really do drama or gravitas but he's still a darn sight better than Michael bay.

I thought AVP was fine as a stand-alone spin off. I liked it.

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Re: Rank The Alien Movies.
« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2012, 09:15:48 AM »
Alien
Aliens
Alienses
Alien3
Alien Resurrection

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Re: Rank The Alien Movies.
« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2012, 12:10:41 PM »
Alien/Aliens (5/5)
Prometheus/Alien 3 (4/5)
Alien: Resurrection/AVP (3/5)
AVP: Requiem (1/5)


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Re: Rank The Alien Movies.
« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2012, 02:08:02 PM »
Alien
Aliens

Alien Resurrection
Alien 3

Haven't watched Prometheus or any AvP movies yet.

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Re: Rank The Alien Movies.
« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2012, 09:01:54 PM »
Alien
Prometheus
Aliens
Alien Resurrection
Alien 3
AvP
AvP:R

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Re: Rank The Alien Movies.
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2012, 12:21:49 AM »
I'm actually introducing a friend to the Alien movies. We're about 1 hr 20 mins into the second. we'll finish it tomorrow.
He's one of those "I don't watch any "old movies" bro" type of guy, which to him is anything before 1997, so I'm glad he's enjoying them.
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Re: Rank The Alien Movies.
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2012, 03:32:59 AM »
He's one of those "I don't watch any "old movies" bro" type of guy, which to him is anything before 1997[..]

That seems like a very stupid thing to do. Movies nowadays are usually never near as good as 'old movies'.
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« Reply #25 on: September 07, 2012, 03:35:24 AM »
He's one of those "I don't watch any "old movies" bro" type of guy, which to him is anything before 1997[..]

That seems like a very stupid thing to do. Movies nowadays are usually never near as good as 'old movies'.

It's a very stupid thing to do. He's quickly realizing that.
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Re: Rank The Alien Movies.
« Reply #26 on: September 07, 2012, 08:00:44 AM »
Back To The Future came out in 1985.


Jaws came out in 1975



His argument is invalid.