I think a huge part of it is the fact that it's got the word "American" in front of it. And the other huge part is that it's used the word "football" to describe something that, in the minds of a good majority of the planet's population, definitely isn't.
The second part, I can agree with, but I'm not sure about the first. As far as I'm aware, we don't actually call it American football in America. We just call it football. The league is the NFL - National Football League - not the NAFL. I believe it is only referred to as American football by people who aren't actually from America, and then only to distinguish it from 'proper' football, or what we call soccer.
I could be wrong (I'm sure someone will correct me if I am), but I'm not aware of any Americans calling it American football.
I do agree that it would be smart to call it something other than football.
Ah! Yes, that sounds more plausible. See, said I knew nothing about sport!
Either way, regardless of where it comes from, because the sport's got a name that puts it in direct opposition with the most popular game on the planet, it has
inherited the name American football - and who wants to play someone else's game?
Cos imagine if we in Britain invented a sport, nothing like baseball, and started calling it baseball! No bases, no balls, more like tennis than anything else, and it became the UK's national pastime. And then imagine we went completely gaga for it - really proud of it, best sport on earth, spending millions of pounds on transfers, stadia, ceremonies, and all of us baseball fans were really enjoying our new sport. How many US baseball fans would seriously go, "Ooh! That sounds like fun!" And how much coverage would it get in the US, d'you reckon? How much airtime would be devoted to the gift of baseball that the UK's nobly donated to the world?
Some people would enjoy it! Perfectly fun game, nothing wrong with the game, no reason that it should have to compete. But just based on the (apparent!) sheer audacity of naming it baseball, most baseball fans (
real baseball fans) would just go, "Right. On your own, then." And rightly so! It'd be called British Baseball. Even in countries that
don't love the original baseball - who'd want to be on the French British Baseball team?
I know you're not trying to be inflammatory - you're just summing up an argument, but I hate the notion that we're wrong to call American Football Football. It makes the implicit assumption that we did this as a country purely to have it our own way as an act of defiance. I don't know much more about the history of the game than what I've read on Wikipedia, but it seems the process was very organic.
As I said - totally aware that I'm arguing from a position of ignorance! I'm sure there are umpteen reasons it is called football, and I think you're probably right to resent the implication. But that's how it looks! And that's what reactions are based on. Logically, and objectively, it
should be a game like any other. But sharing a name does set it up in diametric opposition. It's the
other football. Your own brand of it. A retort. Whether by chance or by design, they're sharing the same headspace. It makes them into rivals. Gut reaction will make much more of a difference than the long, fruitful history of each game. Logic barely gets a look-in.
I can't really argue against this.
I'd actually bet that a lot of Americans like the fact that the sport is such an "American" thing.
Yep - and that's the flipside! Your culture's been enriched by your own brand of football in a way that no other country's has. It's as American as peanut butter, space-travel, and the right to bear arms. And it's all over your exports. Particularly your comedies, weirdly. Friends, the Simpsons, Seinfeld - football sticks out of each one like a red phonebox might out of an episode of Doctor Who. It's curiously American, in a way that might be lost if it were to catch on globally in a bigger way.
Would you say there's anything different about these people from your other fellow countrymen?
Well! Everyone's different, but there's a group of them who all hung about a bit in school who've all ended up watching it. I imagine a few of my friends like American football for the same reason a few of my friends like Dream Theater. One of them probably came across it, and they'd have said "Hey! Check this out." And they did, presumably! Knowing is half the battle, etc.