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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #35 on: August 23, 2012, 02:03:30 PM »
Someone shoop Hef's face into that Jesus picture and our lives would be complete.

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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #36 on: August 23, 2012, 02:06:01 PM »
Who told you?! Did Jesus tell you that?!

Look, I'm not proud of it, but 5/8 can be entertaining sometimes.

No, He didnt.  Hefdaddy has far better things to worry with than that.  If I were you, I'd quite while ahead.  You've had your ass burned enough in this thread, a sensation it sounds like you're familiar with.   :-*

Someone shoop Hef's face into that Jesus picture and our lives would be complete.

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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #37 on: August 23, 2012, 02:08:12 PM »
Who told you?! Did Jesus tell you that?!

Look, I'm not proud of it, but 5/8 can be entertaining sometimes.

No, He didnt.  Hefdaddy has far better things to worry with than that.  If I were you, I'd quite while ahead.  You've had your ass burned enough in this thread, a sensation it sounds like you're familiar with.   :-*


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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #38 on: August 23, 2012, 02:09:49 PM »
Why the hell WOULD someone allow anyone other than a repsected professional get their hands on this painting?  Ugh.

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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #39 on: August 23, 2012, 02:19:19 PM »
This is more sad than funny.
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #40 on: August 23, 2012, 05:31:09 PM »
« Last Edit: August 24, 2012, 11:00:15 AM by Zook »

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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #41 on: August 23, 2012, 05:53:53 PM »
:jawdrop:
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #42 on: August 23, 2012, 05:59:00 PM »
Ruined the original work, but made something even more awesome.  I wish there was a higher res picture of it.

edit: This is the biggest one I could find:


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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #43 on: August 23, 2012, 06:19:32 PM »
I wonder what this would go for on eBay...

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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #44 on: August 23, 2012, 07:30:20 PM »
I only have one thing to say,



Jesus!
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #45 on: August 23, 2012, 08:06:51 PM »
By the way, according to one of the video stories on the article page, apparently the deterioration that is the middle "before" picture was also caused by this woman, as her restoration process apparently took off some of the original paint. Also, she swears up and down in one of the videos that the church knew, the priests knew.

Mindboggling, really. At what point did "I can do this" switch to "I can still salvage this" and then morph into "Fuck"?
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #46 on: August 24, 2012, 03:58:16 AM »
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #47 on: August 24, 2012, 04:21:18 AM »
YES

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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #49 on: August 24, 2012, 07:16:43 AM »
I went over there for a minute, and it was ok, but I like it here quite a bit better.
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #50 on: August 24, 2012, 10:13:41 AM »
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #51 on: August 24, 2012, 10:19:41 AM »
 :lol holy crap
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #52 on: August 24, 2012, 10:50:31 AM »
:lol holy crap

Both words could not be more fitting for the subject matter.
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #53 on: August 24, 2012, 10:57:19 AM »


Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #54 on: August 24, 2012, 11:01:57 AM »
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #55 on: August 24, 2012, 11:06:07 AM »
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #56 on: August 24, 2012, 11:06:54 AM »
Although this meme will be nothing less than nauseating a week from now, I'm enjoying the new car smell of it atm.
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #57 on: August 24, 2012, 11:08:00 AM »
This thread has potential.
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #59 on: August 24, 2012, 11:19:55 AM »
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #60 on: August 24, 2012, 11:23:03 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #61 on: August 24, 2012, 11:24:47 AM »
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #62 on: August 24, 2012, 11:26:48 AM »
 :hefdaddy Zydar

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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #63 on: August 24, 2012, 11:28:02 AM »
I will blow you one day Zydar.
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #64 on: August 24, 2012, 11:28:08 AM »


Goddam I was working on this one right now! 
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« Reply #65 on: August 24, 2012, 11:28:39 AM »
Can someone put this face on Don? I could die happy if that happened.
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #66 on: August 24, 2012, 11:29:23 AM »
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS  :lol :hefdaddy :hefdaddy :hefdaddy
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #67 on: August 24, 2012, 11:42:54 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #68 on: August 24, 2012, 11:43:54 AM »
:lol Zydar, you're amazing.
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #69 on: August 24, 2012, 11:51:15 AM »
 :hefdaddy

This is the first time in a long time that a post has been worthy of that response from my side. Feel honoured, Zy.
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