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Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« on: August 23, 2012, 07:26:03 AM »
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The BBC Europe correspondent described the painting's current state as resembling "a crayon sketch of a very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic."
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2012, 07:28:19 AM »
Best. Restoration. Ever.
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2012, 07:28:56 AM »
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2012, 07:41:23 AM »
Why does random stuff like this happen? :lol
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2012, 08:39:38 AM »
cause: 'well, I had a brush and some stupid paint and thought: 'Why the fuck not'?
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2012, 08:58:36 AM »
Why does random stuff like this happen? :lol
Stupidity is anything but random.

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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2012, 09:02:00 AM »
She probably thought Jesus would guide her hand  :lol

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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2012, 10:08:50 AM »
My guess:

1. Senility

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2. Seniors are coddled in many societies to the point where they're seldom held accountable for their actions thus causing some of them to have a "what consequences?" mentality which leads to some of them doing things the average joe would never think to.


I think we're glossing over the real issue here, though, which is that Martinez is going to hell for calling Jesus a homo.
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2012, 11:29:51 AM »
"The BBC reports that the woman realized her mistake and..."

She "realized her mistake"?  As in "Oh fuck, I guess I can't actually do this after all"?

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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2012, 11:34:15 AM »
You say ruined, I say improved!

Coincidentally....I suck at art.
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2012, 11:45:21 AM »
All I can think of is George Costanza and the painting the guy did of his boss to add it back into a photo. :lol
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2012, 11:45:33 AM »
You say ruined, I say improved!

Coincidentally....I suck at art.

You and me both, dude. :lol

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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2012, 11:50:49 AM »
While everyone else was ignoring the problem, she went ahead and tried to fix it despite a proper lack of knowledge or research.  That sounds like the American way.
     

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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2012, 12:06:00 PM »
While everyone else was ignoring the problem, she went ahead and tried to fix it despite a proper lack of knowledge or research.  That sounds like the American way.
Actually, they had just received a donation to restore it from the artist's descendants.

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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2012, 01:13:39 PM »
How the fuck did she get that painting?
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2012, 01:15:33 PM »
How the fuck did she get that painting?
It was on a column in a church.  Think of it as vandalism to publicly accessible art.

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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2012, 01:21:24 PM »
I thought they kept the real ones locked up.

I think they should hire Mr. Bean to fix it. He did a great job with Whistler's Mother.


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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2012, 01:24:23 PM »
I thought they kept the real ones locked up.
Do they keep the real Sistine Chapel locked up and put a replica on display?  If they do, I'm very impressed.

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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2012, 01:25:41 PM »
I thought they kept the real ones locked up.
Do they keep the real Sistine Chapel locked up and put a replica on display?  If they do, I'm very impressed.

I meant paintings, you turd.

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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2012, 01:26:48 PM »
OK, how do you propose locking one of the buildings columns up?

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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2012, 01:28:36 PM »
If I knew it was part of the building, I wouldn't have said what I said. You seem a tad upset.

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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2012, 01:30:06 PM »
How the fuck did she get that painting?
It was on a column in a church.  Think of it as vandalism to publicly accessible art.

haha, she was possessed by the art demon. To show evolution in Jesus.

Nah, but she must have alzheimers or dementia to try and do that.
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2012, 01:30:55 PM »
If I knew it was part of the building, I wouldn't have said what I said. You seem a tad upset.
Uh, not upset, condescending. :p

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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2012, 01:33:42 PM »
I used to be condescending like you











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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2012, 01:39:49 PM »
No, you didn't.
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #26 on: August 23, 2012, 01:45:19 PM »
No, you didn't.

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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #27 on: August 23, 2012, 01:49:14 PM »
So if you're referring to dicks, does that imply that you've taken one AND known one?

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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #29 on: August 23, 2012, 01:53:12 PM »
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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #30 on: August 23, 2012, 01:54:00 PM »
maybe you should take Bosk's---


No no no, Zook. you're being double teamed here. You have an admin, and the forum favorite boob man. You can't win this. You have a Top 50 list to finish. Do not get banned.

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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #31 on: August 23, 2012, 01:54:50 PM »
you're being double teamed here

I rest my case.

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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #32 on: August 23, 2012, 01:55:57 PM »
For a man who claims to love the silky milkies, your mind sure is on the flip side.

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« Reply #33 on: August 23, 2012, 01:56:45 PM »
Says the one who's clearly been flipping sides on us.

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Re: Spanish woman ruins century-old painting of Jesus
« Reply #34 on: August 23, 2012, 02:01:24 PM »
Who told you?! Did Jesus tell you that?!

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