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Offline rumborak

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What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« on: July 18, 2012, 08:17:18 AM »
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Re: What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2012, 08:19:49 AM »
Beyonce's even better to my mind.
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Re: What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2012, 08:22:13 AM »
lol @ Sarah Jessica Parker. I don't see any difference. Perfect match.
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Re: What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2012, 08:23:13 AM »
Johnny Depp! :rollin
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Re: What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2012, 08:35:27 AM »
Amy Winehouse...
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Re: What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2012, 08:52:11 AM »
Crap, posted this from my phone, didn't realize it was in P/R! Mods, can you move it to GD?

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Re: What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2012, 09:25:53 AM »
Kim Kardashian's face doesn't look right pasted onto a regular person, because she's had so much work done. Some of the others are great though.
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Re: What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2012, 09:49:43 AM »
This is frightening. John Travolta looks pretty normal
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Re: What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2012, 11:12:49 AM »
The lady gaga one is off because she used to be an average person and looked nothing like that especially with her naturally dark hair.



Why are the other so fat and why does Angelina just look like her normal self but from the 80s?
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Re: What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2012, 11:16:24 AM »
Rihanna and Miley Cyrus: What celebrities would have looked like if they had lived in the eighties  :lol.
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Re: What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2012, 02:59:16 PM »
That Lady Gaga one looks like my aunt. 
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Re: What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2012, 03:03:27 PM »
Lady Gaga is one ugly human being.


Madonna looks pretty awful too.
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Re: What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2012, 03:10:01 PM »
Here's what Katy Perry would look like:

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Re: What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2012, 03:21:24 PM »
LOL @ Scarlett
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Re: What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2012, 03:33:29 PM »
Which one is Sarah Jessica Parker hahahahahahaha
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Re: What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2012, 04:43:28 PM »
Quote from: LieLowTheWantedMan on July 18, 2012, 03:33:29 PM
Which one is Sarah Jessica Parker hahahahahahaha
My exact thoughts.

Some of those were quite funny, and I love the idea in general, but I think it would have been better to make them actually look like normal people today, rather than extremely unfashionable people who all clearly take no interest in their own looks and have early 90s hairstyles.
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Re: What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2012, 06:50:31 PM »
Johnney Depp is still cool cause he turns into Guitar Cosmo.
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Re: What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2012, 06:59:04 PM »
This is amazing
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Re: What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2012, 07:00:45 PM »
John Travolta would be Tony Soprano?!
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Re: What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2012, 09:40:14 PM »
It just made most of them fat.

Still hilarious. :lol  I guess they all just stay in shape because they are celebrities, otherwise why not let yourself go!

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Re: What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2012, 10:21:05 PM »
How did Miley Cyrus get transported back to 1986?
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Re: What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2012, 10:29:28 PM »
Quote from: j on July 18, 2012, 09:40:14 PM
It just made most of them fat.
Yeah, this. The whole "America is fat" joke is getting kind of old, but it seems it's going to be a permanent stereotype like British teeth.
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Re: What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« Reply #22 on: July 19, 2012, 05:29:33 PM »
Quote from: MetalJunkie on July 18, 2012, 10:29:28 PM
Quote from: j on July 18, 2012, 09:40:14 PM
It just made most of them fat.
Yeah, this. The whole "America is fat" joke is getting kind of old, but it seems it's going to be a permanent stereotype like British teeth.
There seems to be one forming where Canadians always say sorry. I don't get that one at all...
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Re: What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2012, 08:14:18 PM »
Quote from: MetalJunkie on July 18, 2012, 10:29:28 PM
Quote from: j on July 18, 2012, 09:40:14 PM
It just made most of them fat.
Yeah, this. The whole "America is fat" joke is getting kind of old, but it seems it's going to be a permanent stereotype like British teeth.

Well, it's tough to get rid of a stereotype when it's not a stereotype.

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Re: What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2012, 09:24:23 PM »
Lady Gaga looks like Alice Cooper.
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Re: What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« Reply #25 on: July 19, 2012, 09:25:43 PM »
Quote from: MetalJunkie on July 18, 2012, 10:29:28 PM
Quote from: j on July 18, 2012, 09:40:14 PM
It just made most of them fat.
Yeah, this. The whole "America is fat" joke is getting kind of old, but it seems it's going to be a permanent stereotype like British teeth.

I think what they were getting at is that "poor people are fat".
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Re: What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« Reply #26 on: July 19, 2012, 10:37:52 PM »
Quote from: rumborak on July 19, 2012, 08:14:18 PM
Quote from: MetalJunkie on July 18, 2012, 10:29:28 PM
Quote from: j on July 18, 2012, 09:40:14 PM
It just made most of them fat.
Yeah, this. The whole "America is fat" joke is getting kind of old, but it seems it's going to be a permanent stereotype like British teeth.

Well, it's tough to get rid of a stereotype when it's not a stereotype.

rumborak

It IS a stereotype, it just happens to be true.  They all come from somewhere. 
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Re: What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« Reply #27 on: July 19, 2012, 10:49:54 PM »
You know what I meant :lol The word "stereotype" is usually used for something that's inappropriately assigned. In this case it's appropriate though.

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Re: What celebrities would look like if they weren't celebrities
« Reply #28 on: July 20, 2012, 02:55:28 AM »
Quote from: Progmetty on July 18, 2012, 06:50:31 PM
Johnney Depp is still cool cause he turns into Guitar Cosmo.

 :lol :tup
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