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Who is Willy Wonka?

Johnny Depp
3 (5.6%)
Gene Wilder
44 (81.5%)
An alien
1 (1.9%)
Willy Wonka is merely a lens flare
6 (11.1%)

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Re: Willy Wonka
« Reply #35 on: July 17, 2012, 02:33:06 PM »
Depp was good, but his movies tend to blur into one giant role lately. Wilder it is.

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Re: Willy Wonka
« Reply #36 on: July 17, 2012, 02:42:31 PM »
Wilder by far. Depp's version was an abomination.

It's funny this thread was made as we were supposed to watch this today. I'm not really in the mood though.

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Re: Willy Wonka
« Reply #37 on: July 17, 2012, 03:45:59 PM »
If you look at the results of this poll it would appear Willy Wonka has a very large penis, and a small right nut.

and a small lense flare
Winger would be better!

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Re: Willy Wonka
« Reply #38 on: July 17, 2012, 03:50:26 PM »
Depp was good, but his movies tend to blur into one giant role lately. Wilder it is.

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I don't really blame Depp for the roles. He is actually a great actor. I blame Tim Burton for designing the character that way.
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Re: Willy Wonka
« Reply #39 on: July 17, 2012, 03:56:30 PM »
If you look at the results of this poll it would appear Willy Wonka has a very large penis, and a small right nut.

What's weirder's that it's blue. 

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Re: Willy Wonka
« Reply #40 on: July 17, 2012, 05:00:02 PM »
Depp was good, but his movies tend to blur into one giant role lately. Wilder it is.

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I don't really blame Depp for the roles. He is actually a great actor. I blame Tim Burton for designing the character that way.
All the characters for which he directs Depp?  Because I agree with Rumby, they are all the same.
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Re: Willy Wonka
« Reply #41 on: July 17, 2012, 05:01:13 PM »
Depp was good, but his movies tend to blur into one giant role lately. Wilder it is.

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I don't really blame Depp for the roles. He is actually a great actor. I blame Tim Burton for designing the character that way.
All the characters for which he directs Depp?  Because I agree with Rumby, they are all the same.

Just the recent ones. He was quite great as Ed Wood. But I still blame Tim Burton and his people for that, and not Johnny Depp who could play whatever they threw at him.
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Re: Willy Wonka
« Reply #42 on: July 18, 2012, 04:53:10 AM »
Then why does he play them all the same?

Fuck that, Depp gets blame too.
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