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Who Loves Jeff Goldblum?
« on: July 16, 2012, 03:23:34 PM »
The man is hilarious, and he's usually not trying to be. Any movie that has him in it, I'm there watching it. Classics like Jurassic Park, Independence Day, The Fly, Man Of The Year, they even had me watching Law & Order: Criminal Intent when he was on it, and I don't usually watch those shows. He's also on many episodes of the comedy show "Tim & Eric", and is also in their movie "Tim & Eric's Billion Dollar Movie" which came out this year.

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Re: Who Loves Jeff Goldblum?
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2012, 03:27:16 PM »
I love that movie where he played himself.

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Re: Who Loves Jeff Goldblum?
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2012, 03:46:11 PM »
Not a fan of his nervous tics and gestures in the attempt to bring "naturalism" to his acting, although that may be what exactly what you like about him.

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Re: Who Loves Jeff Goldblum?
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2012, 03:47:05 PM »
I don't think he's doing that on purpose.

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Re: Who Loves Jeff Goldblum?
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2012, 03:47:51 PM »
Chef Goldblum FTW.

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Re: Who Loves Jeff Goldblum?
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2012, 03:50:05 PM »
Definitely one of those actors who plays himself along with Robert Downy Jr. in Iron Man and Alan Rickman in Galaxy Quest. And that's in a good way of course.

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Re: Who Loves Jeff Goldblum?
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2012, 04:07:04 PM »
^ Now that you mention it, Jeff Goldblum should play a superhero. I don't know what though. It'd be funny if he played Superman, he could be normal Jeff Goldblum when playing Clark Kent, then be Superman.

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Re: Who Loves Jeff Goldblum?
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2012, 04:51:25 PM »
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Re: Who Loves Jeff Goldblum?
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2012, 04:52:34 PM »
To answer the OP's question: Everyone.



Everyone loves Jeff Goldblum.
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Re: Who Loves Jeff Goldblum?
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2012, 05:03:03 PM »
I try.

He won't let me love him, but I try.

Every time I knock on his door, nobody answers.  I'm not overreacting, because its not just a one-time thing.  I've been to his house many, many times, and knocked until my knuckles bled, but he never answers.

And it weirds me out that the police are always around his place.  It seems like every time I'm there, after a couple minutes I see police cars pulling into his driveway... I have to push my way thru the tall hedges, I don't want to get in the way of the police in case there's some sort of health issue or something going on.

Jeff, if you read this..... I want you to have the opportunity to get to know me beyond all the letters.  I know you so well, and you don't know me - the flesh & blood me - at all.  I feel like our relationship is very one-sided.  I'm afraid that one day I'll forget why I longed to be so close.  Please don't let this happen.

I won't let this happen.
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Re: Who Loves Jeff Goldblum?
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2012, 06:31:02 PM »
Technically it's still Mr. Goldblum's board, but since he's a human wasteland, I'll let Mr. Connery pick again
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Re: Who Loves Jeff Goldblum?
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2012, 07:00:38 PM »
I'm not gonna lie, I enjoy a little Goldblum from time to time.

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Re: Who Loves Jeff Goldblum?
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2012, 07:01:06 PM »


Jeff, if you read this.....

Is Jeff Goldblum a Dream Theater fan?

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Re: Who Loves Jeff Goldblum?
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2012, 07:03:54 PM »
I freakin love Jeff Goldblum. I watched a season of L&O as it aired because he was in it.
I love his interviews with Conan, always hilarious.
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Re: Who Loves Jeff Goldblum?
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2012, 07:30:34 PM »


Jeff, if you read this.....

Is Jeff Goldblum a Dream Theater fan?

Of course he is!  I can see him on the little TV screen next to your Last.fm link.  He's so good, always keeps the same expression on his face.  :metal
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Re: Who Loves Jeff Goldblum?
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Re: Who Loves Jeff Goldblum?
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2012, 07:41:16 PM »
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Re: Who Loves Jeff Goldblum?
« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2012, 11:51:38 PM »
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Re: Who Loves Jeff Goldblum?
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2012, 04:22:09 AM »
I've always enjoyed his roles.
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Re: Who Loves Jeff Goldblum?
« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2012, 04:35:16 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haAhdtDmsOw
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Re: Who Loves Jeff Goldblum?
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2012, 05:38:34 AM »
Definitely one of those actors who plays himself along with Robert Downy Jr. in Iron Man and Alan Rickman in Galaxy Quest. And that's in a good way of course.

And that, in a few words, is what I love about those movies.
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Re: Who Loves Jeff Goldblum?
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2012, 07:00:41 AM »
Have you seen him in Mr. Frost?

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Re: Who Loves Jeff Goldblum?
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2012, 07:21:27 AM »
I love his interviews with Conan, always hilarious.
This is just what I was going to post!  Goldblum and Norm MacDonald are the two all-time great Conan guests. 

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Re: Who Loves Jeff Goldblum?
« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2012, 05:50:22 PM »
I love his interviews with Conan, always hilarious.
This is just what I was going to post!  Goldblum and Norm MacDonald are the two all-time great Conan guests.

I enjoy Norm MacDonald's Conan interviews but they're a hit or miss imo, sometimes hilarious and other times too awkward to be funny. Jim Carrey's Conan interviews rank higher to me, they're always so synced together.
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Re: Who Loves Jeff Goldblum?
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