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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
« Reply #140 on: July 12, 2012, 12:04:49 PM »
I really like the way that you write your thoughts about the songs - it makes this a very interesting read.

Thanks! I'm trying to make my writeups enjoyable even for those who aren't participating.  Sorry if that wasn't the case for the last round, but I think it's pretty obvious that I didn't enjoy that group of songs all too much. :lol

You're welcome.  :tup

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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
« Reply #141 on: July 12, 2012, 12:19:52 PM »
Well my write ups seem fine. :biggrin:

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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
« Reply #142 on: July 12, 2012, 01:29:47 PM »
I always come first.

Just sayin.

Having met your wife, I'm leaving this one alone out of respect for her.

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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
« Reply #143 on: July 13, 2012, 04:00:07 AM »
Results?
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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
« Reply #147 on: July 13, 2012, 05:40:54 AM »
Middle.

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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
« Reply #148 on: July 13, 2012, 05:42:03 AM »
go back to bed dammit!

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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
« Reply #149 on: July 13, 2012, 06:18:08 AM »
4:30 am bladder I bet. :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
« Reply #150 on: July 13, 2012, 06:22:24 AM »
The joys of fogey-ism.  Fortunately, mine still holds thru the night (for now).

Dammit oafs, quit fuckin around!
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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
« Reply #151 on: July 13, 2012, 06:23:08 AM »
WTF guys??  :lol

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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
« Reply #152 on: July 13, 2012, 06:33:22 AM »
Nem it's the 9pm beer before I go to bed that gets me. :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
« Reply #153 on: July 13, 2012, 07:02:06 AM »

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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
« Reply #154 on: July 13, 2012, 07:45:49 AM »
TMI  :lol

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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
« Reply #155 on: July 13, 2012, 07:50:25 AM »
Like you don't know these things Nem. :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
« Reply #156 on: July 13, 2012, 08:03:33 AM »
:tick:, :tick: everywhere
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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
« Reply #157 on: July 13, 2012, 08:08:04 AM »
TMI  :lol

Really, of all the messed up and dirty things we talk about, my old man need to pee in the middle of the night is the one that gets you. :lol

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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
« Reply #158 on: July 13, 2012, 08:26:02 AM »
you totally killed it now.... hell man.. you're not even that goofy on the fogeys thread...  :lol


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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
« Reply #159 on: July 13, 2012, 09:26:31 AM »
Sorry babe,happens to all of us guys eventually.

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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
« Reply #160 on: July 13, 2012, 09:57:05 AM »
:tick:, :tick: everywhere

That that back of I'll complain to you again!

Also  I'm  jonesing for the results.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
« Reply #161 on: July 13, 2012, 11:21:15 AM »
Sorry guys, I was fucking around.  Results will come tonight.  Be patient.  Good things come to people who wait.

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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
« Reply #162 on: July 13, 2012, 11:24:22 AM »
Sorry guys, I was fucking around.  Results will come tonight.  Be patient.  Good things come to people who wait.

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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
« Reply #163 on: July 13, 2012, 11:36:39 AM »
Sorry guys, I was fucking around.  Results will come tonight.  Be patient.  Good things come to people who wait.

subtle hint that chef, King and I are fucked this round!

So I'm getting one point for starting the "results?" stuff? S**t
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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
« Reply #164 on: July 13, 2012, 12:15:46 PM »
I thought you didn't fuck around.
I only listen to electro-post dubprog.  You've probably never heard of it.

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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
« Reply #165 on: July 13, 2012, 12:26:05 PM »
I thought you didn't fuck around.

 :lol

Sorry guys, I was fucking around.  Results will come tonight.  Be patient.  Good things come to people who wait.

subtle hint that chef, King and I are fucked this round!

I don't think that's what he meant.  Well I hope not! :lol
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
« Reply #166 on: July 13, 2012, 12:38:46 PM »

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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
« Reply #167 on: July 13, 2012, 06:35:56 PM »
Sorry guys, I was fucking around.  Results will come tonight.  Be patient.  Good things come to people who wait.

subtle hint that chef, King and I are fucked this round!

So I'm getting one point for starting the "results?" stuff? S**t

14th place
Nominator: Nekov
Artist: Stupid band for impatient people
Song: Stupid song for impatient people

This song was stupid.  -6 points.

I thought you didn't fuck around.

That was supposed to be the joke.  I guess I didn't make that clear. :lol

Anyway, I'm starting the writeups now.

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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Hump Round
« Reply #168 on: July 13, 2012, 07:30:58 PM »
I think i partially got that joke.  :lol
I only listen to electro-post dubprog.  You've probably never heard of it.

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« Reply #169 on: July 13, 2012, 08:22:40 PM »
I'll check this out tomorrow morning.  This old fart need to say night, night.
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« Reply #170 on: July 13, 2012, 08:35:22 PM »
Okay, first of all: no more Anathema. :lol  A bunch of great songs this time.  Also, unsurprisingly, everybody pegged themselves fairly high, with a few people vying for first.  Only one song can get the top spot, unfortunately.

7th place
Nominator: WindMaster
Artist: Rishloo
Song: El Empe

An unusual tune, for sure.  It's certainly metal (that is to say, I'm hearing some definite "wrath" in this one).  Good melodies, apt songwriting, plenty of emotion.  The production's not very good, but I suppose that could be a plus in some respects.  Favorite moments include the quiet, sonic section in the middle, and the "stay wheeeeeere you" in the last chorus, which was very impressive vocally.

It was a fine song, but it didn't grab me.  It was missing something, and yes, that is as specific as I can be.  1 point.

6th place
Nominator: MasterShakezula
Artist: The Cure
Song: A Forest

A good song.  Very relaxed, very groovy, very 80's.  I do enjoy this type of music; I envision its being a very good driving song.  It's mysterious, creative, and sonic, yet simple and accessible.  It gets 2 points but only because this was a very competitive round.  AGAYN AND AGAYN AND AGAYN AND AGAYN AND AGAYN AND AGAYN

5th place
Nominator: jingle.boy
Artist: Gowan
Song: A Criminal Mind

More 80's, huh?  But this song is really 80's.  Like, I listen to it, and I might as well be watching the A-Team and drinking New Coke.  Anyway, being 80's isn't necessarily a good or a bad thing, but it does lend the song a certain charm that it would almost certainly suffer without were it released today.

Anyway, this is a fine song.  It's repetitive and a bit too long for its own good, but it's catchy and ambient and it accomplishes exactly what it sets out to do.  The bass is also quite tasty, and I particularly enjoyed the echoey synth drums during the second verse.  3 points.

4th place
Nominator: lonestar
Artist: Martin Orford
Song: Out in the Darkness

Now, here's where the judging got incredibly difficult.  In a lesser round, any of the remaining songs could have gotten 1st place, but this was a tough one.

Okay, so first of all: if you sent this song to me with my religious persuasions in mind, well done. :lol  The description for the Youtube video calls this the greatest atheist anthem since XTC's "Dear God", and that's probably an accurate description.  The lyrics deal with the artist's disbelief in God in no uncertain terms, but they're subtle and poetic enough not to be cringe-worthy.  The music is excellent as well, taking cues from classic prog.  (Minus the vocals, the music rather sounds like 80's Rush to me, which is always a good thing.)  The riffs are catchy, yet smart, which is probably the best combination you can ask for.  A musical highlight is the middle section featuring the multi-part vocal harmony.  A well-earned 4 points to hopefully elevate lonestar from his funk.

3rd place
Nominator: kingshmegland
Artist: Shudder to Think
Song: X-French Tee Shirt

shmeg's PM to me really talked up this song, gushing particularly about how the song only has 3 chords.  I was obviously unimpressed, because Green Day does this to little effect every day. :lol

However, as a music lover, I have to admit that I've never heard anything quite like this.  Listening to this song is nothing short of an experience.  The vast majority of this song hangs on an unimbellished Bb power chord, but it's hard to describe the musical effect the band draws from such simplicity.  The vocals make great use of the Lydian mode, which gives the last 2 minutes a certain degree of dissonance and tension and yet beauty in spite of the complete lack of musical progression.  The chorus, while brief, is also excellent; there's something unusual going on with its second chord, which I can't quite pick out by ear.  I'll definitely be looking into this later.

3 chords is quite few, even for a pop song (which normally makes use of 4 if not more), but I'm amazed by how much substance was pulled from them.  I'll be thinking about this one for a while, and making me think was the point, wasn't it?  5 better-than-Green Day points.

2nd place
Nominator: Elite
Artist: Anathema
Song: Thin Air

1st place
Nominator: Nekov
Artist: Anathema
Song: Untouchable pt. 1

Now, I'd never heard any Anathema before today.  2 people submitted Anathema songs and they got the first 2 places.  It is now illegal to submit any more Anathema songs because unless these two songs are exceptionally, unusually good, any other Anathema will probably also get first place. :lol

These songs are very perfect.  I suppose they're sort of structurally similar in that they start off with a quiet guitar riff which serves as a rhythmic/melodic motif that will be repeated throughout the piece, before heading into loud, majestic, and synth string-filled territory.  That's not a bad thing, though, because it works.  Great songwriting, great musicianship, great vocals.  This is just great, expertly executed modern prog.

Both songs were deserving of the number one spot, but I had to give the edge to Nekov because his song was just a bit more perfect in all respects:  the songwriting was a bit more controlled and tight, the production was fuller and clearer, etc.

To Nekov, 7 a-bit-better-than-Elite points, and to Elite, 6 a-bit-worse-than-Nekov points.

BONUSES:
ESP1: nobody correctly guessed their placement.  I won't reveal the exact guesses (you can reveal your own if you want), but interestingly, everybody overestimated themselves, except Nekov and Elite, who underestimated themselves by just a bit.  0 points for everybody, but don't worry, because there will be further opportunities later in the roulette to prove your psychic worth.

1. kingshmegland - 20 + 5 = 25
2. Nekov - 11 + 7 = 18
3. Elite - 11 + 6 = 17
4. MasterShakezula - 13 + 2 = 15
5. jingle.boy - 11 + 3 = 14
5. lonestar - 10 + 4 = 14
7. WindMaster - 11 + 1 = 12

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ROUND 5 - JUST DON'T SEND ANATHEMA
Bonuses: BITSOW (2 point), The King is Dead (steal 1 point/participant)
Deadline: Sunday, July 15 @ 9:00 PM Central Time (~48 hours from now)

BITSOW (2 points) : Brevity is the soul of wit, they say, or as the more witty among them say, BITSOW.  The shortest song submitted gets a 2 point bonus.  Remember that I won't judge your song more kindly if it's especially short, so you don't want to send LA Drone from How the West Was Won.  Sending LA Drone would be a good way to guarantee yourself 3 points for the coming round, though.
The King is Dead (steal 1 point/participant) : The participants who get 1st and 2nd place in round 5 (NOT overall, just for the round) will be able to steal 1 point each from the opponent of their choosing.  Stealing is fun!
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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
« Reply #171 on: July 13, 2012, 09:32:07 PM »
Allright already!   :censored. What the flagnar?  You chastise my 2011 release a few rounds ago for sounding too 80s like. So, I submit a song very unique and un-80s sounding, and still get chastised for it being from the 80s. Methinks there's some decade-bias going on here!  I'll accept the score, but you're a little bi-polar on your rational for the scoring.  :lol

Somewhat serious, mostly not serious

Oh well, since there's no hope for victory now, I'm gonna go with the 'who-the-fuck-cares' strategy.

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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
« Reply #172 on: July 13, 2012, 09:38:04 PM »
Look on the bright side; if you lose, you can nuke the guy. 

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« Reply #173 on: July 13, 2012, 09:39:54 PM »
You chastise my 2011 release a few rounds ago for sounding too 80s like. So, I submit a song very unique and un-80s sounding, and still get chastised for it being from the 80s.

First of all, the song was EXTREMELY 80's. I didn't even have to look up the decade. :lol

Also, the song wasn't chastised for its decade.

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Anyway, being 80's isn't necessarily a good or a bad thing, but it does lend the song a certain charm that it would almost certainly suffer without were it released today.

I said outright that the song wasn't better or worse for its 80's-ness, and that its 80's-ness gave it a certain charm.

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Re: theseoafs' song roulette v. Round 5
« Reply #174 on: July 13, 2012, 10:00:20 PM »
I'll send in the morning, got sleep to do
I only listen to electro-post dubprog.  You've probably never heard of it.