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Well shit guys... The only thing I have ever been able to say that I am the biggest fan of (band or otherwise) is Dream Theater...




So...


I got nothin... Maybe Gordon Ramsey('s shows)

You might be the biggest fan of cute chicks with swell knockers that make candied bacon.
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Well shit guys... The only thing I have ever been able to say that I am the biggest fan of (band or otherwise) is Dream Theater...




So...


I got nothin... Maybe Gordon Ramsey('s shows)

You might be the biggest fan of cute chicks with swell knockers that make candied bacon.

Yeah, I doubt anyone challenges you on that on.
scorpion is my favorite deathcore lobster
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Now that I think about it...









I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Jones Soda.  Jones Soda is the best soda ever.

I tried to wear a bottle of their bubble gum flavor as a pendant but I couldn't as that shit's off the chain.

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Oh seneca, how you've warmed my heart this evening.

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I've never seen those things, yet alone eaten quenepas. What do they taste like?
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Damn, something I haven't tried.

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I've never seen those things, yet alone eaten quenepas. What do they taste like?

Where I'm from (the Dominican Republic), they aren't called quenepas, but Limonsillos. The name varies from country to country. From what I know, they are grown throughout the Caribbean and some of Central America, and are my favorite fruit in the world. As you can see in the picture, they are large seeds inside a cruncy green outer shell. Once you remove the shell, you can suck the fruity goodness off the seed before spitting it out. They grow on trees, and there is only one way to describe it. If you listen to Anathema's Weather Systems, there is the one song with the fellow talking about his near death experience. He talks about how he 'became the light', the warm feeling, etc., etc. When that flavor hits me, I swear to god me, it's like a near death experience.
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I have to try that. Unfortunately, the supply of exotic fruits is atrocious in my area, so it may take some time until I have the chance to do so.
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:drool:

It gives me a hardon just looking at the pictures
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Jones Soda.  Jones Soda is the best soda ever.

I ain't challenging, just agreeing. :hefdaddy

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Jones Soda.  Jones Soda is the best soda ever.

I ain't challenging, just agreeing. :hefdaddy
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Although I do prefer the Strawberry Lime - that shit's like liquid crack.

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Damn, something I haven't tried.

Heterosexuality?

































































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Ouch!!!

Not that there's anything wrong with it...

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It moved.
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Here to claim Metallica.

Simple question: do you like St. Anger?
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Here to claim Metallica.

Simple question: do you like St. Anger?
No, but I appreciate it as a necessary phase/process for Metallica's growth and current existence.
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Scrubs.

Edit: Fuck, I posted in the wrong thread. I meant to post in the "Not funny" thread.

WHERE'S MY DAMN COFFEE?!
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Oh.  I was about to challenge.  I suppose I'll go over to the other thread and shout at you, then. 
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Scrubs.

Edit: Fuck, I posted in the wrong thread. I meant to post in the "Not funny" thread.

WHERE'S MY DAMN COFFEE?!

Thank you. That show is so goddamn rife with the "Hey I'm making a goofy face so THIS is the punchline" kind of amateur delivery that I hate it even when I'm freshly stoned. Add to that the fact that virtually every episode has an obligatory 3 minutes of chick-flick bogus moral of the story thing tacked on to the end and I'm incapable of making it through even one episode if I'm not stuck watching it by a friend's house. I guess I'm no Superman.
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Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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I'm not going to try to intellectually defend Scrubs because I know this isn't the place for it and because I understand why some people might hate it.  I'm just going to say that it is my favorite show ever, and I'll go ahead and claim to be its biggest fan here, though I'm open to challenges. 
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SDOIT (album)

You might have to fight Blob for that one.

Damn straight! Biscuit, I will fight you to the death!
I love every song on the album, and I have never once listened to the title track as anything but one song. Never split. And I've also never stopped listening to it part way through. SDOIT was my first DT album (I got it a few months after it came out), and it has been pretty much my favourite album ever since. TGP and SDOIT are my #1 and #2 favourite DT songs. Also, my album booklet has my own semen all over it. I am able to post photos of me humping the booklet upon request.

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I am able to post photos of me humping the booklet upon request.

I request.  But if the pictures don't show your face, I will refuse to believe it is actually you, and will assume it is actually Bizkit.

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Hmm. Coupling perhaps, though I knot Moffat has some other fans here as well.
Also, while totally music-related I also have to mention motherfuckin' Oceansize.

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SDOIT (album)

You might have to fight Blob for that one.

Damn straight! Biscuit, I will fight you to the death!
I love every song on the album, and I have never once listened to the title track as anything but one song. Never split. And I've also never stopped listening to it part way through. SDOIT was my first DT album (I got it a few months after it came out), and it has been pretty much my favourite album ever since. TGP and SDOIT are my #1 and #2 favourite DT songs. Also, my album booklet has my own semen all over it. I am able to post photos of me humping the booklet upon request.

I'll post my own list of claims later.

Dude, I created SDOIT in my past life.  :lol

I am able to post photos of me humping the booklet upon request.

I request.  But if the pictures don't show your face, I will refuse to believe it is actually you, and will assume it is actually Bizkit.

:neverusethis:
Hey now.

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scorpion is my favorite deathcore lobster
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I am able to post photos of me humping the booklet upon request.

I request.  But if the pictures don't show your face, I will refuse to believe it is actually you, and will assume it is actually Bizkit.

:neverusethis:

But you have no basis for comparison, so seeing my face would be irrelevant. YOU TRYING TO SCAM ME, JAFFA.
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Hmm. Coupling perhaps.

:neverusethis:

Apparently the word has lots of interesting meanings, but I meant the UK sitcom obviously.  :lol