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You want funny?


As a philosophy major, I find this extremely offensive.
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You're a swell guy Brother H. A swell guy.
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I will never be just Ħ to you, huh? only you know my secret identity.
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I will never be just Ħ to you, huh? only you know my secret identity.

Aside from copying and pasting I don't even know how to make that weird little character you got there. But no, you'll always be BrotherH to me. Until you have kids, then you'll FatherH. Until you realize the truth about who you are get the appropriate procedures, then you'll be SisterH. Until you die and get liquefied, then you'll be H2O.
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AdamiH.

DO IT.
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AdamiH.

DO IT.

Close, but I don't have an H in either my first or last name. Sorry Brother.



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Simple solution, change your name. Then you'll truly feel the power.
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Jesus, what show is that?
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Kinda twisted, but amusing.

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This thing is based on a Grimm's fairy tale called "The fisherman and his wife". Is that a known fairy tale in the English-speaking world?

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Huh, never heard of it.
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I've heard it. Then again, I live in Sweden.
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Yeah, i've heard of it.
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Heard "of" it but never heard it. Now I have, I guess.
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So...in Europe, parents lull their kids to sleep at night with a lovely bedtime story about a man who fucks a fish who turns into an 8 year old girl in the process?

Cool.
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Yeah, some of Grimm's fairy tales are pretty bizarre.

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That part is obviously modified. But yeah, my mom was reading me the true Cinderella when I was a kid, not the Disney version. Like, cutting off toes and blood-soaked slippers.

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Yeah, some of the Grimm tales are a lot more screwed up than you'd expect fairy tales to be.
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From my perspective those screwy parts are actually integral to fairy tales. It's just that they take them out in modern adaptations. In my opinion a good fairy tale needs to have a gory element. It's supposed to teach something, so it's gotta have a kick.

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That part is obviously modified. But yeah, my mom was reading me the true Cinderella when I was a kid, not the Disney version. Like, cutting off toes and blood-soaked slippers.

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There are actually many different tellings of the Cinderella story from a variety of cultures.  I read nearly half a dozen of them in college.

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My new favorite comedian Jimmy Carr doing just about only his really dirty jokes.

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