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My personal best at this game is 0.8 metres. I have no idea how you can actually get the guy to run, instead of just falling over spastically.  :lol

51 meters!  :metal

Me too  :lol It's that goddamn obstacle that stops me.  >:(
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Oh you :limpwrist:
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Should I kiss it to make it better?
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Not sure if posted...

Lynxo cured my bad breath with his penis.

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 :lol

One of the better ones with Insanity Wolf, I'll give you that.
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Hey, the length is fine :azn: Thanks!

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My personal best at this game is 0.8 metres. I have no idea how you can actually get the guy to run, instead of just falling over spastically.  :lol

The secret is to alternate QP and WO.
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My personal best at this game is 0.8 metres. I have no idea how you can actually get the guy to run, instead of just falling over spastically.  :lol

The secret is to alternate QP and WO.

Thanks! Just cracked the two metres!

I'll get there eventually.  :lol
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That Dave Grohl one is great because it's real.  I read an article (in an actual magazine) called "Poo Fighters" and it was about how they're all married now and have young kids and how their lives have changed.  He's absolutely right.  Your kids don't care that you're a famous rock star or whatever.  You're just Daddy, and you have certain obligations.

It does sound like he spoils them a bit, though.  If one of my kids ever told me that they need a smoothie now, I can tell you for damned sure that my response would not be "Okaaay."

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Oh you :limpwrist:
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Should I kiss it to make it better?

Ididn't say "no", did I?

Not sure if posted...



Actual footage of someone trying that (but having the camera panned so I don't have to look at some dude's junk) would be legendary :rollin
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Actual footage of someone trying that (but having the camera panned so I don't have to look at some dude's junk) would be legendary :rollin

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Oh you :limpwrist:
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Should I kiss it to make it better?

I didn't say "no", did I?

Well then, come over here, so that I can put my mouth to a better use... :eyebrows:
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We need a laughing facepalm emote.  :lol
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I only listen to electro-post dubprog.  You've probably never heard of it.

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Who u callin a f****t, f****t?!?! I ain't gay bruh! I fuck chicks 24/7! I nail 'em even as I sleep! Come at me bro!

You may want to spit that cock out then.

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My sig begs to differ
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Your sig only refers to functionality, not size.

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True, but what good is a large one that doesn't work?
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Paperweight?

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When Ginobili gets hot, I get hot in my pants. 

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BE PREPARED!

I was actually impressed by that. Great song, and he has a good voice for it.
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Wow. The versatility of his voice is amazing.
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 :rollin

What the fuck is that... thing that the South Koreans are fleeing from?
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I'm gonna guess it's a Starcraft creature.

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Yeah that's what I remember. Reminds me of this:






... Ummm, this picture is pretty racist isn't it?

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Nice one, jingle.  :lol

This is probably known to the vast majority of the people, but those who don't know it, behold its awesomeness (actually, everyone should do that!)!

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What the fuck is that... thing that the South Koreans are fleeing from?

That's a Zerg, one of the races in Starcraft.

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Yes!!! I was kinda right!!!!

Isn't Starcraft like the national pastime in South Korea or something?