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I didnt know sorry :)
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Metty, I think that nobody will forgive you that.  :xbones

So, I dub thee unforgiven. :neverusethis:
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Holy shit, how has that never been done before? :lol
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Holy shit, how has that never been done before? :lol

It has:



It's been posted in some of the older Funny Stuff threads actually.
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Guy's got balls getting that close to a creeper.
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I don't get the sand castle one.  Not sure what the green dude is supposed to be.

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It's a reference to the game Minecraft. In Minecraft you collect and make blocks like stone, wood, dirt, etc and use them to make houses, castles, or whatever else you want. There's a day/night cycle, and at night various monsters, like zombies and skeletons, come out and you have to survive. The most infamous monster of the game is the creeper, which is the green thing. It makes absolutely no noise until it gets right up next to you, at which point it makes a hissing noise (kinda like a lit fuse) and blows up a few seconds later, generally killing you and destroying a lot of blocks in the surrounding area.

They're notorious for sneaking up behind people and scaring the shit out of them shortly before they blow up and destroy whatever the person was working on.
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The only thing that would've made this better would've been "Go to med school, dumbass!"
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The only thing that would've made this better would've been "Go the med school, dumbass!"

Double crossover. I like it. :lol
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I know the movie from the first two panels, so what's the third panel from?
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Wikipedia is telling me it's probably House.

It is
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Real life QWOP:

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Real life QWOP:



What is even going on here?  (I don't know what QWOP means)

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Ah, QWOP is a flash game that was posted on here a while ago where you use the Q, W, O, and P keys to control the legs of an olympic runner. It's really, really, really hard to make the guy run properly and often results in him running like that guy in the gif.

The game's here if you want to have a go: https://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html
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Thanks.  Man, I am so behind the times.  First Minecraft and now QWOP.  All this new shit that you young whippersnappers be tossin' around.

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oh my god QWOP  :rollin

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My personal best at this game is 0.8 metres. I have no idea how you can actually get the guy to run, instead of just falling over spastically.  :lol
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My personal best at this game is 0.8 metres. I have no idea how you can actually get the guy to run, instead of just falling over spastically.  :lol

51 meters!  :metal
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My personal best at this game is 0.8 metres. I have no idea how you can actually get the guy to run, instead of just falling over spastically.  :lol

51 meters!  :metal

How long did that take you? 'Cause, to be fair, I only played the game for, like, ten minutes or so.

Btw, even though I might be flamed for bringing an old joke once again, I just found this too funny to not share with you:

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