Author Topic: Let's all get...angrybecausebosk1lockedthelastoneat99pages!!1! The Funny Thread (Read 279776 times)

Orbert · « **Reply #105 on:** June 29, 2012, 02:19:43 PM »

Quote from: Sigz on June 29, 2012, 02:13:40 PM

That's pretty awesome, actually.

Fuzzboy · « **Reply #106 on:** June 29, 2012, 05:06:35 PM »

Not really funny but fucking cool

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #107 on:** June 29, 2012, 05:15:03 PM »

Very cool pic but they kinda dropped the ball by not making the ear flaps of the hat stand out or perhaps even omitting them. Hard to tell.

Orbert · « **Reply #108 on:** June 29, 2012, 05:48:53 PM »

Fudd Vader.

Implode · « **Reply #109 on:** June 29, 2012, 05:49:39 PM »

Quote from: Scorpion on June 29, 2012, 01:46:22 PM

Also, I give you this:

The lack parallelism between the forms of those verbs annoyed me too much for that to be funny.

Orbert · « **Reply #110 on:** June 29, 2012, 09:44:46 PM »

Yep. "Walking" or "Being able to walk" would've been fine, but the forms clash so horribly that there can be no humor.

Gadough · « **Reply #111 on:** June 29, 2012, 09:47:02 PM »

Really? That's precisely why I laughed at it.

Orbert · « **Reply #112 on:** June 29, 2012, 09:51:12 PM »

I guess it could work that way. The wolf screaming "TO WALK" has some punch to it, but "To walk is better than winning a paralympics" is just so damned awkward.

Remember: Humor must always be well-formed and properly presented.

JRundquist · « **Reply #113 on:** June 29, 2012, 10:12:27 PM »

Since the last meme was posted here, this one shouldn't be too bad:

theseoafs · « **Reply #114 on:** June 30, 2012, 12:31:11 AM »

Quote from: Implode on June 29, 2012, 05:49:39 PM

Quote from: Scorpion on June 29, 2012, 01:46:22 PM

Also, I give you this:

The lack parallelism between the forms of those verbs annoyed me too much for that to be funny.

That, and the meme is used incorrectly.

lonestar · « **Reply #115 on:** June 30, 2012, 01:04:03 AM »

Not to mention the joke is about as old as I am.

theseoafs · « **Reply #116 on:** June 30, 2012, 01:06:12 AM »

So there are at least three things wrong with the picture, then. We all agree that it is a bad picture.

Scorpion · « **Reply #117 on:** June 30, 2012, 04:49:47 AM »

Alright, geez! I'm sorry for posting such a bad picture, even though I found it funny.

I'll just quietly sulk in my corner...

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #118 on:** June 30, 2012, 04:53:03 AM »

Quote from: Orbert on June 29, 2012, 09:51:12 PM

The wolf screaming "TO WALK" has some punch to it, but "To walk is better than winning a paralympics" is just so damned awkward.

You may find it awkward, but it is grammatically correct.

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #119 on:** June 30, 2012, 05:31:41 AM »

Quote from: hefdaddy42 on June 30, 2012, 04:53:03 AM

Quote from: Orbert on June 29, 2012, 09:51:12 PM
The wolf screaming "TO WALK" has some punch to it, but "To walk is better than winning a paralympics" is just so damned awkward.
You may find it awkward, but it is grammatically correct.

To walk is better than to win.

Walking is better than winning.

snapple · « **Reply #120 on:** June 30, 2012, 10:12:34 AM »

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Gang rape.

Orbert · « **Reply #121 on:** June 30, 2012, 10:38:30 AM »

Quote from: MetalJunkie on June 30, 2012, 05:31:41 AM

Quote from: hefdaddy42 on June 30, 2012, 04:53:03 AM
Quote from: Orbert on June 29, 2012, 09:51:12 PM
The wolf screaming "TO WALK" has some punch to it, but "To walk is better than winning a paralympics" is just so damned awkward.
You may find it awkward, but it is grammatically correct.
To walk is better than to win.

Walking is better than winning.

Exactly. The forms aren't parallel, which was the original complaint.

What is better than winning a paralympics?
Being able to walk.

TioJorge · « **Reply #122 on:** June 30, 2012, 11:06:02 AM »

Either way you slice it, it's fucking stupid and mundane and unoriginal and whomsoever created it should be poked in the butt with a soldering iron. Not raped, just poked; just a sweet little hate-poke. Just like...*boop!* and you're done. Done forever, never able to poison this world with your hideous humor and dull wits. Thank Codfish for that granny picture. It has saved this page. All hail the transsexual grannies. HAIL! TRANGRAN!

Ħ · « **Reply #123 on:** June 30, 2012, 11:23:34 AM »

I think "walking" would be the best way to go. It's blunt and is parallel with "winning."

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #124 on:** June 30, 2012, 11:37:18 AM »

Quote from: Orbert on June 30, 2012, 10:38:30 AM

What is better than winning a paralympics?
Walking

This works, too.

Zydar · « **Reply #125 on:** June 30, 2012, 12:42:51 PM »

The Star Wars That I Used To Know (Gotye parody)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJlbPXZEpRE

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #126 on:** June 30, 2012, 01:24:58 PM »

Quote from: MetalJunkie on June 30, 2012, 05:31:41 AM

Quote from: hefdaddy42 on June 30, 2012, 04:53:03 AM
Quote from: Orbert on June 29, 2012, 09:51:12 PM
The wolf screaming "TO WALK" has some punch to it, but "To walk is better than winning a paralympics" is just so damned awkward.
You may find it awkward, but it is grammatically correct.
To walk is better than to win.

Walking is better than winning.

Gerund forms are better. But the original thing quoted is still grammatically correct.

Orbert · « **Reply #127 on:** June 30, 2012, 02:35:58 PM »

Yeah, well I don't like it.

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #128 on:** June 30, 2012, 03:35:57 PM »

Quote from: snapple on June 30, 2012, 10:12:34 AM

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Gang rape.

LieLowTheWantedMan · « **Reply #129 on:** July 01, 2012, 12:43:36 AM »

Quote from: theseoafs on June 30, 2012, 12:31:11 AM

Quote from: Implode on June 29, 2012, 05:49:39 PM
Quote from: Scorpion on June 29, 2012, 01:46:22 PM

Also, I give you this:

The lack parallelism between the forms of those verbs annoyed me too much for that to be funny.

That, and the meme is used incorrectly.