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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #875 on: December 05, 2010, 01:00:32 AM »
I want some Chinese food.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #876 on: December 05, 2010, 01:01:58 AM »
I want some Chinese food.

Chicken Curry and Pineapple Ginger Beef for two+endless tea+chicken corn soup+"special tea" for $28.00=WIN

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #877 on: December 05, 2010, 01:04:31 AM »
dude im eating chineses now
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #878 on: December 05, 2010, 01:05:15 AM »
 I'm totally sober, but I soooo want some good chinese food.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #879 on: December 05, 2010, 01:06:14 AM »
dude im eating chineses now

Did you at least prepare them properly?

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #880 on: December 05, 2010, 01:06:34 AM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #881 on: December 05, 2010, 01:11:01 AM »
dude im eating chineses now

Did you at least prepare them properly?

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #882 on: December 05, 2010, 01:13:59 AM »
 :lol

I have a funny story from today although I am no longer drunk.

I was at a dark beer festival-type-thing and drinking lots of strong stuff. Needless to say I was pretty trashed without trying to be (I actually just wanted to taste everything). So at one point all of a sudden I started to feel sick, so I power-walked my ass to the bathroom, got in a stall, and bent over to puke... but suddenly I didn't have to puke anymore, so I went to leave when I realized that everything was very blurry. My glasses were gone  :omg:

I LOVE these damn glasses and can't afford another pair, not to mention I just kept wondering how I was going to get home without being able to see, etc. I can sort of see without them, but the combo of that and drunk=nuh uh. I'd probably have a better chance of getting hit by the bus than getting on it. So I sort of looked around the stall (it's still kind of a blur), checked my bag, even checked the top of my head. I had no recollection of ever taking them off, although that's usually the first thing I do if I'm going to puke because otherwise they'd fall into the toilet.

I was fucking confused as hell, assuming I'd lost them at some point in the past, wondering how long I had been walking around without my glasses and not noticing because I was drunk. So, in a sort of panic, I opened the stall and told a woman waiting in line that I couldn't find my glasses, had really bad eyesight, and needed help. A few women came into the stall and looked around to no avail. A minute later one of them said "Wait, these?" and she reached towards my chest. The fuckers were hanging from the collar of my shirt. I said some shit about being stupid drunk and thanked her, laughing and stumbling out of the bathroom.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #883 on: December 05, 2010, 01:15:49 AM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #884 on: December 05, 2010, 01:18:23 AM »
Try as I might, I cannot remember putting them there... and I didn't black out. I mean, to be fair I could have "lost" them on my shirt sober, but it wouldn't have taken me nearly as long to figure it out :lol
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #885 on: December 05, 2010, 03:19:19 AM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #886 on: December 05, 2010, 03:55:20 AM »
I didn't drink or smoke for like 2-3 weeks. It sucks being sober for so long.  :sadpanda:

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #887 on: December 06, 2010, 12:59:06 AM »
Why am I runk on a Sunday night?
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #888 on: December 06, 2010, 01:25:14 AM »
No better time for runk.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #889 on: December 06, 2010, 02:28:03 AM »
No better time for runk.
Go to https://translate.google.com/#no|en|, check that the settings are Norwegian to English, and type in "runk".

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #890 on: December 06, 2010, 02:29:27 AM »
well in that case every time is a good time for runk.... :metal

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #891 on: December 06, 2010, 03:12:28 AM »
Why am I runk on a Sunday night?
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #892 on: December 06, 2010, 03:14:14 AM »
This thread just reminded me; me and my friends were sitting in the pub on Saturday having a few drinks when Shine On You Crazy Diamond came on. I was slightly tipsy so got really excited and shouted WHEEEE I LOVE PINK FLOYD (or something to that effect) and out of all my friends, only one person knew who they were, the rest just gave me weird looks. Then halfway through they suddenly stopped the music and turned on some Usher instead.   :millahhhh

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #893 on: December 06, 2010, 08:47:37 AM »
No better time for runk.
Go to https://translate.google.com/#no|en|, check that the settings are Norwegian to English, and type in "runk".
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #894 on: December 06, 2010, 06:05:47 PM »
I have a few bottles of Delirium Tremens in the fridge. It's going to be a good night :caffeine:
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #895 on: December 06, 2010, 09:16:51 PM »
No better time for runk.
Go to https://translate.google.com/#no|en|, check that the settings are Norwegian to English, and type in "runk".

:lol :lol :lol

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #896 on: December 07, 2010, 12:07:05 AM »
HOLY SHIT I didn't realize how high my volume was  :rollin
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #897 on: December 07, 2010, 04:39:15 PM »
Today we had the work Xmas lunch. The staff bought wine for the tables and then didn't drink very much themselves, and even passed it down the tables to us PhD students! After we had finished at the restaurant, it was about 4.15pm and a 20min walk to the office, those of us that were a bit drunk already just went to the pub and had a few more instead!!
(Whilst wearing slippers and yesterday's clothes due to the reasons in this thread: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=18957.0)
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« Reply #898 on: December 09, 2010, 12:35:29 AM »
Fuck white people!

That is all.
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« Reply #899 on: December 09, 2010, 01:17:53 AM »
Is that all you have, cops? I laugh at thee!
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #900 on: December 09, 2010, 02:18:58 AM »
5 IPA's in the fridge

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #901 on: December 10, 2010, 12:59:36 PM »
Chocolate wine =  :hat

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #902 on: December 10, 2010, 10:19:09 PM »
Chocolate wine =  :hat

That just sounds like the worst thing in existence.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #903 on: December 10, 2010, 11:56:27 PM »
Pretty blottoed right now,  couple pints and anbout 6 cans. Fuckin love music

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #904 on: December 11, 2010, 12:08:18 AM »
d
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You're a fucking stupid bitch.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #905 on: December 15, 2010, 05:31:31 PM »
teuiqla shots and jagershots woooooooo

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southern comfort+port+lemonade+cranberry juice

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #906 on: December 16, 2010, 03:50:35 PM »
Quick buzz coming on tonight. Awesome.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #907 on: December 16, 2010, 05:07:58 PM »
biked over to a friends house, had some wine, biked back. fuck its cold, and also fuck im tipsy off not very much!
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #908 on: December 16, 2010, 06:34:54 PM »
Pretty damn buzzed at the moment thanks to a big ol' bottle of Brahma
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #909 on: December 16, 2010, 07:18:28 PM »
WHO'S DRUNK ON THIRSTY THURSDAY?!?

Not me because I'm snowed in. :sadpanda:
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You're a fucking stupid bitch.
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