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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #700 on: October 02, 2010, 06:16:25 PM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #701 on: October 02, 2010, 11:10:16 PM »
Dear drunk therad,

I am drunk.

Tonight I danced/grinded with a girl i didn't know.  This is a big step for eme.  Wwithe enought drink,s, I can stop being so goddamnh awkward after only a few hours at a dance sclub the school has rented out.  So far I estimate 2 vodka gimlets and 3 screwdrivers/vodak/OJ combination things.  Afdter I danced with that one girl, my dildo friends decided they wanted to leave.  And my testicles had started to grow and everything.  My ears are ringing and my vision is going up and sodown and duup and down.  weheeehehehheheehhehehhehehhehehhe.  Hooray for implying you want to perform sexual acts with femanons (but not REAL femanons).
HOPE EVERYONE'S HAVING GOOD RUNK TIMES.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #702 on: October 02, 2010, 11:15:50 PM »
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Great drunk post, and Screwdrivers are awesome drinks! But Jagarbombs are better. :hat
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #703 on: October 02, 2010, 11:22:07 PM »
My drink of choice is a white russian (cue Lebowski/Marillion references), but good Gimlets are AWESOME.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #704 on: October 02, 2010, 11:46:25 PM »
C'MON I KNOW THERE ARE MORE DRUNK PEOPLE ON A SATURDAY NIGHT!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #705 on: October 02, 2010, 11:50:40 PM »
I know you're just getting drunk to get over that NC State loss today. :hat


But seriously, you should have seen me last night. 2 Jagarbombs and around 7 or 8 20oz cups of beer in about 3 hours. Epic night.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #706 on: October 03, 2010, 12:36:05 AM »
I've never cared about NC State.  Or Duke.  Or UNC.  I've never been into sports, even though Raleigh is the three big school battleground of the world.  Its all about Furman with this guy.  And even then I don't care enough.  If you want to find someone crying over NC State, go find TOX.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #707 on: October 03, 2010, 05:27:34 AM »
Sup guys... not drunk anymore (actually gave myself a breathalyzer to see if I could drive to the diner and only blew a .04) but still feelin' good.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #708 on: October 03, 2010, 07:59:01 AM »
Had a good drunk night at a friend's last night. We all had 5 vodka shots each, and then ignored our Russian friend's advice and went from strong to weak with some Foster's (which tastes like shit.) THEN we found out our friend actually had a wine cellar with loads of obscure beer in it, and one brand was actually called 'Extra Strong!' so we had some of that. Giggles ensued.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #709 on: October 03, 2010, 04:36:53 PM »
Okay, weather, you and I need to have a talk;
It's fucking October, and the temperature in Halifax right now, at almost midnight, is fucking 23 (celsius), with humidity making it feel like 30. What the fuck?

WHOA WAIT...you live in Halifax? Since when?!
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #710 on: October 03, 2010, 05:12:17 PM »
I've never cared about NC State.  Or Duke.  Or UNC.  I've never been into sports, even though Raleigh is the three big school battleground of the world.  Its all about Furman with this guy.  And even then I don't care enough.  If you want to find someone crying over NC State, go find TOX.

Screw you guys. I'm still depressed after that loss yesterday.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #711 on: October 03, 2010, 05:50:06 PM »
Is that why you're drinking away your sorrows on a Sunday.

Sorry about that loss, btw TOX.  :-[

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #712 on: October 03, 2010, 06:37:34 PM »
I thought I'd share this because it's awesome...

This is what some friends and I have been working through this weekend. We didn't get to far into it.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #713 on: October 03, 2010, 06:38:33 PM »
too. many. jagerbombs.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #714 on: October 03, 2010, 06:48:54 PM »
Let's just say we had 24 Redbulls on Friday. Now we have 5.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #715 on: October 03, 2010, 06:53:16 PM »
What, all doing jagerbombs?? That's a lot.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #716 on: October 03, 2010, 07:03:15 PM »
It was a fun weekend. :D :D
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #717 on: October 03, 2010, 07:05:03 PM »
I'm impressed. One jagerbomb is usually enough for me! (although to be fair I'd already had some vodka and a beer...)

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #718 on: October 03, 2010, 07:10:54 PM »
Well there are 5 of us, but this was mostly just for a pregame.

My roommate was drinking that Lucid stuff in the above picture. It's 62% alcohol and is know for hallucinogenic effects. :lol
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #719 on: October 03, 2010, 07:11:38 PM »
62% alcohol? Oooft!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #720 on: October 03, 2010, 07:29:59 PM »
Isn't Lucid that American absinthe? I've heard it's not the same as the other stuff and not worth the high-ass price but I've never tried it.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #721 on: October 03, 2010, 07:32:46 PM »
Yeah it basically is American absinthe. The drink just became legal, but it's still illegal to have Wormwood in it. :lol

I haven't tried it myself, and I'm not sure I really want to. :\
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #722 on: October 03, 2010, 08:12:38 PM »
Yeah, I think it's useless without wormwood, right? I tried some french stuff once, jesus christ.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #723 on: October 03, 2010, 08:29:14 PM »
I wouldn't know, I haven't tried it.
The bottle cost $60, so my friends won't let me have any without paying. Plus, Jagarbombs are better. :lol
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #724 on: October 03, 2010, 11:53:15 PM »
Okay, weather, you and I need to have a talk;
It's fucking October, and the temperature in Halifax right now, at almost midnight, is fucking 23 (celsius), with humidity making it feel like 30. What the fuck?

WHOA WAIT...you live in Halifax? Since when?!
All my life.

How did I not know this? Whereabouts? Do you go to school?
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #725 on: October 04, 2010, 12:14:15 AM »
letters, I like that random 40 sitting there with all that liquor :lol

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #726 on: October 04, 2010, 06:04:29 AM »
inb4lotsofguysfapping

:lol lots of guys fap all the time, why should right now be any different? :lol


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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #727 on: October 04, 2010, 08:12:07 AM »
Saturday night was good.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #728 on: October 04, 2010, 08:26:12 AM »
Saturday night was good.

yes it was....

I was here. With 4 other couples/

https://www.tremblantliving.com/photos/country-living/

and drunk.....6$ bet I wouldn't go from the hot tub to the fire pit nekid....6 bucks later.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #729 on: October 04, 2010, 04:23:05 PM »
Today, not only am I drunk, but I have had a cheeky whiff of something you might find in Amsterdam.

That's right. I SMOKED A WINDMILL AND SOME CLOGS.

Not sure if I'm feeling the effects of them, right now, or if that's the alcohol. I do feel a little more chilled than usual, though.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #730 on: October 08, 2010, 07:04:47 PM »
drunk drunk glorious drunk

went out with phd students. managed to cycle home, kept wobbling into kerb though
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #731 on: October 08, 2010, 07:05:57 PM »
aaah this looks like the thread for me.  :heart

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #732 on: October 08, 2010, 07:07:42 PM »
wppt fellow drunk
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #733 on: October 08, 2010, 07:08:07 PM »
HEEEEEY WASSSSUPPP?


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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #734 on: October 08, 2010, 07:09:57 PM »
*cowers away from enthusiasm*
sup?
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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