Dear drunk therad,
I am drunk.
Tonight I danced/grinded with a girl i didn't know. This is a big step for eme. Wwithe enought drink,s, I can stop being so goddamnh awkward after only a few hours at a dance sclub the school has rented out. So far I estimate 2 vodka gimlets and 3 screwdrivers/vodak/OJ combination things. Afdter I danced with that one girl, my dildo friends decided they wanted to leave. And my testicles had started to grow and everything. My ears are ringing and my vision is going up and sodown and duup and down. weheeehehehheheehhehehhehehhehehhe. Hooray for implying you want to perform sexual acts with femanons (but not REAL femanons).
HOPE EVERYONE'S HAVING GOOD RUNK TIMES.
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SINCERELY LOVE
MATT
P)S OMG I'm in the same cool club as RobWebster, the best damn poster at DTF!!!!!!