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The official DTF "drunk" thread

Started by sirbradford117, April 30, 2009, 10:33:43 PM

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Sigz


LCArenas

I am bumping this.


DAMMIT NINJA SIGZ

TheVoxyn

I found the thread, Nick theratedned to bumo I mena ban me :((>

ELLEN PAGE <######3

zxlkho


Sigz


LCArenas

Less than Number Number Number Number Number Three Ellen Page.

Jarlaxle


TheVoxyn

I meant <333333 ellen page. Seriouslt, she is so fuckign cute.

LCArenas


TheVoxyn


bout to crash


TL


Silver Tears


Global Laziness

Quote from: Portrucci on August 23, 2010, 02:35:28 PM
Quote from: Global Laziness on August 23, 2010, 11:39:28 AM
Quote from: Portrucci on August 23, 2010, 04:04:33 AM
heyyy guets listeing to some nice 700s sweidwhs acoustic prrrrrrrrrrog. RAgnarok is the band. REALLY OGD. Oh uyeyt in this threac because of wine.  :heart :heart :heart a good shiraz

That sounds cool...what's the band name? (Not sure if you spelt that right while drunk and I'm too lazy to look it up haha.)
Ragnarök (Swedish band)

get a hand on their 76' self titled if you can. Just superb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxZ69T6Eewk

Wow, superb indeed. What an excellent track. What else can you recommend?

TioJorge

#609
I just drank nearly half of a 750 ML bottle of Captain Morgan 100 proof. The term 'heavyweight' is a disgusting, fucked up understatement when describing my relationship with alcohol. God damn my mother for drinking excessively while I was in the shit hole that is her womb. In highschool it was nice to impress the ladies and pretend I was drunk whilst pounding their tight little caverns, but now it's just shitty and vile and aggravating. My life is similar to that of the nearly empty Malibu bottle sitting atop the table surrounded by other bottles of high class rum and liquor.

ED: Oh but for the record I'm still pretty drunk. I could still drive and get pulled over for not signaling and convince the swine that I'm perfectly fine, which I have done on numerous occasions and get off with nothing. Not even a warning. The hoofed swirly-tail would just say "Have a nice night". Pretty god damn awkward, actually. Boasting. Brushing my shoulders off.

TheVoxyn


ReaperKK

w00t w00t for fridaysnights drunkeness!

TheVoxyn


Quadrochosis

Holy fuck, that's like 3 days in a row dude.

TheVoxyn

Quote from: Quadrochosis on August 27, 2010, 09:04:43 PM
Holy fuck, that's like 3 days in a row dude.
YEA fck yea. Indtricuon weel. OVer afte rtnogigjht thoguh. Was fuckig neppiic.

TheVoxyn

Taht sentance whas prertt bad ly consturacetd.

LCArenas

VOXYN YOU GUYS YOU'RE DURNK TOO!!!!  :metal :metal :metal :metal


MOTHERFUCKERS TODRFAY WAS AWESOME I HAD AN EXAME YOFDAY AND I FUCKING ACED IT I BENNNT IT OVER AND MAADE IT MY BITCH


NOW I AM HE RE AND IS PROUD





GUYEEEES I NEVER UNDEROOD THATMEME. DOES IAIN WILSON IS FOR REALL?
BYTHEWFHA I SOMETUMWS RPOBMOUNCE IT AS "AY-AYNE"

TheVoxyn

Quote from: LCArenas on August 27, 2010, 09:13:04 PM
VOXYN YOU GUYS YOU'RE DURNK TOO!!!!  :metal :metal :metal :metal


MOTHERFUCKERS TODRFAY WAS AWESOME I HAD AN EXAME YOFDAY AND I FUCKING ACED IT I BENNNT IT OVER AND MAADE IT MY BITCH


NOW I AM HE RE AND IS PROUD





GUYEEEES I NEVER UNDEROOD THATMEME. DOES IAIN WILSON IS FOR REALL?
BYTHEWFHA I SOMETUMWS RPOBMOUNCE IT AS "AY-AYNE"
:metal :corn :yarr :yarr

TheVoxyn

IM goign toi bed. Peolpe are already wakign uypo to go to waork loolololol.

Chino

DTF... even though you resent me for loving Avatar.... I still love you...

Sir GuitarCozmo

Gettin' fuckin' ripped. Shots of Ammerican Honey, FTW.  Booyah!

TL

Quote from: Chino on August 27, 2010, 11:20:20 PM
DTF... even though you resent me for loving Avatar.... I still love you...
And even though you like Avatar, the feeling is mutual.

On another note, the film 'The Runaways' sucked. Seriously, fuck that movie.

Sir GuitarCozmo


orcus116

I used to hate flip cup with a passion mainly because even your closest friends would turn on you lest you flip a cup within the first three or four tries. I got suckered into this one game and after a shitty first round my team was trying to trade me (my friend was the captain). I then proceeded to flip perfectly the first try for the next seven to eight rounds in a row just to prove the mother fuckers wrong. I turned MVP pretty fast even though I still think the game is bullshit.

ZBomber

Yeah I'm not that good at flip cup, I think I've won maybe one game ever.  :lol

At least pong everyone is kinda on the same page...

Sir GuitarCozmo


ZBomber

Quote from: GuitarCozmo on August 28, 2010, 10:24:30 PM
But it's STRIP flip cup!

They're drunk, it doesn't take much for girls to take off their tops anyways.

LeeHarveyKennedy


LeeHarveyKennedy


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