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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #420 on: May 08, 2010, 12:44:38 AM »
You know you had too much to drink when you're walking homw and you get the urge to

1. take a nap on the grass next to a statue
2. swm in the fontain
3. bum a cigarette off of somebody, anybody, even though you can't breathe for shit in this altitud today
3. take the yellow ribbon off the pole and tie it on one of your dining room chairs (okay, this one I actually did)


oh, and when you can't fucking type

I watched Pontypool, Anvil! (I  :heart Canada) and enjoyed a large quantity of a fine 10% ABV beverage made by Odell Brewing

Now I need a snack.

But first I will laugh at this because I accidentally opened page 1 of the thread first:

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Yes, I have drank with DTF members quite a few times!

Anyway, today my stomach is angry with me for eating a whole 12 inch sub and drinking two beers yesterday. Ughhh.

doesnt that get awkward?  Just meeting with all the people you talk to online, like, "i had no idea you looked like that!"
*awkward*
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #421 on: May 08, 2010, 03:30:01 AM »
Well this turned out to be an intersting night  :millahhhh
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #422 on: May 08, 2010, 03:31:16 AM »
hey guys I've had a few beers. feeling good  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
on par with the anguish one would have from getting unconsensually bent over and buttloved.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #423 on: May 08, 2010, 01:03:27 PM »
@About2Crash, what did you think of Pontypool? I saw it for the first time last weekend and could only muster a  ???
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #424 on: May 08, 2010, 01:27:22 PM »
This was actually the second time I saw it and I love it (see movie thread)!
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #425 on: May 14, 2010, 03:43:02 AM »
Drunkbump, anyone with me?

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #426 on: May 14, 2010, 04:14:17 AM »
Fuckin' time zones.  I hate being on the west coast.  All you pansies fall asleep too early.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #427 on: May 14, 2010, 06:34:24 AM »
Yeah, I should've been in here last night, but by the time you posted, I only had an hour or two til I had to get up for work.  :lol

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #428 on: May 14, 2010, 09:14:38 AM »
Yeah, I should've been in here last night, but by the time you posted, I only had an hour or two til I had to get up for work.  :lol
Tis only because of your latest string of avatars that I forgive you(plus they made me believe in Vlasto Day, so thank you :))

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #429 on: May 14, 2010, 09:00:08 PM »
Drunk karaoke. Bad Motor Scooter, Blue Collar Man, Perfect Strangers, Cold Gin, and Heavy Metal!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #430 on: May 15, 2010, 12:57:00 AM »
Lost my buzz but sleep deprivation makes it hard to tell the difference.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #431 on: May 15, 2010, 02:06:20 AM »
Oh hair ther
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #432 on: May 15, 2010, 03:43:45 AM »
Drunk karaoke. Bad Motor Scooter, Blue Collar Man, Perfect Strangers, Cold Gin, and Heavy Metal!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #433 on: May 15, 2010, 08:09:14 AM »
I'm so there.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #434 on: May 15, 2010, 02:09:51 PM »
Drunk karaoke. Bad Motor Scooter, Blue Collar Man, Perfect Strangers, Cold Gin, and Heavy Metal!

:metal
My friend, we need to party one day.  As soon as sigz passes out, we can break out the hookers.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #435 on: May 15, 2010, 03:39:33 PM »
:lol

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #436 on: May 15, 2010, 04:36:46 PM »
I'm so there.

:lol

And so are your breasts. Dayum.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #437 on: May 15, 2010, 07:12:03 PM »
I've just come back from my summer ball!

Needless to say, I'm pretty damn drunk.  :hat

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #438 on: May 16, 2010, 09:38:34 PM »
I've just come back from my summer ball!

But it's still spring... ???
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #439 on: May 17, 2010, 08:10:39 AM »
It rains in the real summer.

What I should really have said is "I've just squeezed myself into a suit, imbibed until I couldn't feel feelings any more, and then angered some carnival people, in celebration of the academic year being over."

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #440 on: May 17, 2010, 08:11:24 PM »
Hahaha hooray!
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #441 on: May 23, 2010, 10:18:51 PM »
I know it's Sunday, but c'mon, who is with me. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #442 on: May 27, 2010, 05:44:58 PM »
I decree that the next drnk thread shall be v. Cozmo . On the brews-bros forum I'm on they have code for "raise your glass". It is "HOIST". Epic Yuengling lager hoisting going on tonite!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #443 on: May 27, 2010, 05:47:38 PM »
Also, robwebster is awesome. It's like him and LHK are brothers in posting awesomeness.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #444 on: May 27, 2010, 06:25:12 PM »
Hahahaha. I'm flattered! Thanks! (Also tipsy, meaning that I'm allowed to post in the thread. Hardcore. :hat )

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #445 on: May 27, 2010, 06:36:50 PM »
Tipsy works. What time is it there?? I got 8:37 here.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #446 on: May 27, 2010, 06:56:42 PM »
1:56AM. Quiet night, so I burst out the cider. Makes things interesting!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #447 on: May 28, 2010, 11:31:39 PM »
Sup guys. I was ready to have a snack and go to bed when I looked out the window and saw SPRINKLERS! It's been pretty hot today and I was warm from briskly walking home from the train so I decided to go out there and party with the water in my Grumpy Bear nightshirt... I then proceeded to go around the building and talk to some dudes, bum a Virginia Slim off of some girl (after announcing "I AM APPROACHING YOU IN MY PAJAMAS"), leave my flip-flops in the grass, walk barefoot to my mailbox down the street, and head back home, only to see an epicly huge sprinkler turn on and run back around and bathe in it before reclaiming my soaking flip-flops and coming home for my snack.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #448 on: May 28, 2010, 11:38:31 PM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #449 on: May 29, 2010, 12:45:55 AM »
:rollin  :rollin

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #450 on: May 29, 2010, 09:26:16 AM »
I know, I know  ;)

I wasn't drunk enough to forget last night but I didn't remember everything this morning and  loled at this part when I reread it:

I then proceeded to go around the building and talk to some dudes, bum a Virginia Slim off of some girl (after announcing "I AM APPROACHING YOU IN MY PAJAMAS")

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #451 on: May 31, 2010, 12:54:32 AM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #452 on: May 31, 2010, 08:36:40 AM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #453 on: June 04, 2010, 07:07:24 PM »
Feeling relatively ok considering that I started drinking @ half 4 this evening (it is now 2AM). Just had my last exam for the forseeable future and it went fucking great so I had lotsa reasons to celebrate! The exam was "relativistic cosmology" so i guess the start of my post it technically a pun and i'm not ashamed to admit that it was entirely intended.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #454 on: June 04, 2010, 07:10:03 PM »
*salutes* Godspeed Timmy, Godspeed
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