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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2380 on: December 23, 2022, 01:44:01 PM »
I'm not sure if the same is on me, or on everyone else!   :lol :lol  holy fcknards.... a sentence without typso!!!  fuck... jinxed myself.

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I must say when I just opened this thread, I did not expect to see this from Jingle  :lol fantastic, hope the water did the trick and he's not in bed today.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2381 on: December 23, 2022, 01:55:37 PM »
I'm not sure if the same is on me, or on everyone else!   :lol :lol  holy fcknards.... a sentence without typso!!!  fuck... jinxed myself.

 :rollin :rollin :rollin

I must say when I just opened this thread, I did not expect to see this from Jingle  :lol fantastic, hope the water did the trick and he's not in bed today.

Between a B- hangover, A+ caffeine withdrawal headache, and an A+++ blizzard that has knocked out the power here 4 times for about a total of 5 hours, I spent most of the day in bed.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2382 on: December 23, 2022, 01:57:44 PM »
damn, sounds miserable

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2383 on: December 23, 2022, 02:01:58 PM »
That does indeed sound miserable, did you give up coffee?

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2384 on: December 23, 2022, 02:08:11 PM »
That does indeed sound miserable, did you give up coffee?

Not at all!  I do cut my coffee with decaf, about 60/40.  I'll have a couple cups in the morning (cut with decaf), and a couple in the afternoon.  But yesterday, I didn't have any in the afternoon cuz jingle.son and I went to see Avatar.  Then the hangover had me a little queazy, and I couldn't stomach much.  So by 11am, it felt like someone had a drill into the left side of my forehead.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2385 on: December 23, 2022, 03:46:03 PM »
a few beers... 0,5 litres of whisky... gonna go to bed soon. :D thank god I don't do this every day...
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2386 on: December 23, 2022, 08:14:00 PM »
That does indeed sound miserable, did you give up coffee?

Not at all!  I do cut my coffee with decaf, about 60/40.  I'll have a couple cups in the morning (cut with decaf), and a couple in the afternoon.  But yesterday, I didn't have any in the afternoon cuz jingle.son and I went to see Avatar.  Then the hangover had me a little queazy, and I couldn't stomach much.  So by 11am, it felt like someone had a drill into the left side of my forehead.

As hungover as I've been I've always been able to drink coffee, however most of my friends are the opposite.

In. Popped a jazz gummy and having some scotch myself.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2387 on: December 23, 2022, 08:23:40 PM »
Aw shit page 69 :eyebrows:
Had some beers out and now gonna have more that I'm home.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2388 on: January 01, 2023, 10:06:06 PM »
Well shit... my scothc is empty, and i'm not sure I want to pour another.  It is kinda late.  I should drink some water, cuz i gotta get up early . Tomorowo is an off day, but I gotta swap it for Tuesday - long story... but because of COVID, we had to postpone my get together with my mother to Tuesday.  So , I gotta work a bit tomorrow despite it being the 'adya off' for New Yar's Day.  So, water it is for th erest of the nigth. 

Why no one else drinkin with me here??
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2389 on: January 01, 2023, 10:06:47 PM »
I'm on my third round

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2390 on: January 01, 2023, 10:31:34 PM »
After 5 rounds, I' think I should pakc it in.  Don't think I have int in me to do another, plus, alarm is se for 6am.  Chug-a-lug some water, then hittin th ehay.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2391 on: December 27, 2023, 09:37:27 PM »
I'm appalled that it's been nearly a year since this thread had been used - and mby me no less.  I'm only 3(ish) drinks into the night, so this shouldn't be too badk of a post.  fingers aren't working terribly ell, butr whatevs.

Think I'll pour myself anothe.r

6 mord days of vacation... my motto has been "eat drink and be merry".  So, it's back to step 2 again tonight.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2392 on: December 28, 2023, 02:56:07 AM »
And Im appalled at your lack of writing skills and comprehension after only 3 drinks!!
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2393 on: December 28, 2023, 06:02:16 AM »
And Im appalled at your lack of writing skills and comprehension after only 3 drinks!!

Get back to me when you hit your 40s, youngling ... let alone your 50s  :D
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2394 on: December 28, 2023, 07:52:24 AM »
Instant King speak, just add alcohol

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2395 on: December 28, 2023, 08:04:31 AM »
And Im appalled at your lack of writing skills and comprehension after only 3 drinks!!

I partook as will with Angel's Envy.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2396 on: December 28, 2023, 09:41:11 AM »
Ironically, Joe's typing gets better with booze.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2397 on: December 28, 2023, 09:42:56 AM »
Ironically, Joe's typing gets better with booze.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2398 on: December 28, 2023, 10:00:57 AM »
Ironically, Joe's typing gets better with booze.

Call me Peter Griffin.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2399 on: December 28, 2023, 10:14:23 AM »
Haven't been drunk in a while, might do that in the next few days. Get the temp bans ready! (I am kidding hefbosk please)

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2400 on: December 28, 2023, 12:58:47 PM »
And Im appalled at your lack of writing skills and comprehension after only 3 drinks!!

Get back to me when you hit your 40s, youngling ... let alone your 50s  :D

 :lol Fair call.  Soon though mate, soon.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2401 on: December 28, 2023, 10:04:34 PM »
I'm appalled that it's been nearly a year since this thread had been used - and mby me no less.  I'm only 3(ish) drinks into the night, so this shouldn't be too badk of a post.  fingers aren't working terribly ell, butr whatevs.

Think I'll pour myself anothe.r

6 mord days of vacation... my motto has been "eat drink and be merry".  So, it's back to step 2 again tonight.

Usually when I get into the drinks I forget this thread even exists.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2402 on: February 09, 2024, 10:14:36 PM »
Not terribly drunk atm... just one stiff scoth..  Fuck I hate weekends .  That's not normal, is it?  Not sure I rmember the nlast time I had a really goo d weekend, start to finish.  And this one surea s hell ant gonna be it.  Guess the drink was stiffer than I though - fingers ain't workin as good as the normally are.  Another drin, or some water and bed??
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2403 on: February 10, 2024, 06:08:47 AM »
Look at you. Lol.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2404 on: February 10, 2024, 06:09:45 AM »
:lol
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2405 on: February 10, 2024, 07:39:35 AM »
Clearly, I went with the "water and bed" option.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2406 on: February 10, 2024, 09:28:37 AM »
Definitely not normal though, Chad. I'm always looking forward to weekends.

Not drunk yet, but I'm about to hit a couple of gin and tonics before bed. Had an awesome start of the day and then it slowly deteriorated to an absolute shitshow (family matters). Now that I'm home I think I'll indulge a little bit today.

See you guys later in this thread, maybe. :lol
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2407 on: February 10, 2024, 10:19:33 AM »
I almost chose "drunk" as last night's inebriation of choice, sounds like you had fun jongle

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2408 on: February 10, 2024, 11:01:57 AM »
Okay I'm properly inebriated at this point. Surprisingly it only takes two gin and tonics to make me lightheaded nowadays. Wow. And I don't really like it :lol for some reason I get really depressed when I drink. And I mean more depressed than I usually am.

Now spinning:



Proper depression music.

I'm gonna hit the third gin and tonic because fuck it and get some sleep.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2409 on: February 10, 2024, 01:29:24 PM »
Im joining you, Evermind.  Bombay Sapphire and elderflower tonic. 2 more and Ill be taking my Saturday nap.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2410 on: February 10, 2024, 02:38:40 PM »
I almost chose "drunk" as last night's inebriation of choice, sounds like you had fun jongle

Far from it. Shitty evening last night, just as bad - if not worse - day so far and no indications that tonight or tomorrow will be any different.

Ill no doubt be back here later.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2411 on: February 10, 2024, 05:17:15 PM »
Shit, I might have misread then, sorry it was shitty. Hope it improves!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2412 on: February 10, 2024, 05:21:06 PM »
I almost chose "drunk" as last night's inebriation of choice, sounds like you had fun jongle

Far from it. Shitty evening last night, just as bad - if not worse - day so far and no indications that tonight or tomorrow will be any different.

Ill no doubt be back here later.

Dude, I worry for you.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2413 on: February 10, 2024, 05:25:44 PM »
In. It's been a day and a half.

I almost chose "drunk" as last night's inebriation of choice, sounds like you had fun jongle

Far from it. Shitty evening last night, just as bad - if not worse - day so far and no indications that tonight or tomorrow will be any different.

Ill no doubt be back here later.

Dude, I worry for you.

I feel the same

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2414 on: February 10, 2024, 06:47:30 PM »
Just had a 120 proof whiskey. Yup. 
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