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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2345 on: July 19, 2015, 08:32:40 PM »
Man, it took the drunk thread 6 months to come to after passing out?  That was a hell of a bender there  :biggrin:
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2346 on: July 19, 2015, 11:21:44 PM »
Now that's a blackout.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2347 on: August 14, 2015, 05:06:09 PM »
Bump hehee. :biggrin:

For once, it's nice to remember how much I've been drinking. I've drank too much lately. Usually I just hang around and drink in some bar that's open till 4 A.M. and come home drunk as fuck. Tonight I've only had one whisky and three beers. I'm also having one glass of scotch here at home, but that's it.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2348 on: September 23, 2015, 03:19:39 AM »
Literally killed off every bottle of alcohol in mah house (minus a bunch of shooters).

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2349 on: October 24, 2015, 07:20:20 PM »
Hi.

Maybe I won´t post any shit elsewhere. ;D Think I might have drunk a bit.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2350 on: October 24, 2015, 07:38:29 PM »
I'm on beer #5 and watching the LSU/Western Kentucky game. I've had Wicked Weed's Pernicious IPA, New Belgium's Ranger IPA, Flying Dog's Bloodline blood orange ale, and Young's Sticky Toffee Pudding Ale. Feelin good, brah!
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2351 on: October 24, 2015, 07:56:07 PM »
I'm stone cold sober but this is one hell of a game and my stomach is SO full of a smorgasbord fruit smoothie! WOOOOOOOO!  :metal

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2352 on: October 24, 2015, 07:59:08 PM »
Nigga, you watchin dem bayou bengals too?!?!?!?!?!?
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2353 on: October 24, 2015, 08:23:15 PM »
I thought it was a hurricane Katrina reinactment.
     

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2354 on: December 24, 2015, 08:43:33 PM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2355 on: December 24, 2015, 10:37:53 PM »
Just drinking some some cheap beer to end Christmas Eve and begin Christmas Day. Seasons Greetings, God bless, & hope you all have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2356 on: February 17, 2016, 11:28:03 PM »
I'm proun of you DTF... page three for this thread.

Three triple scoth's are in brings me here - thanks secret santa!.  Not auite a stellare evening in the jingle.houseold  .  Guess the 'time for a drink thread' is the responsible place to be these days, eh?  OH wll, felt the need to bring this threa back.  Gotta make sure I pound back some water, else I have a POUNDING headach tomorrow mornig.  Thanksfully I have nothing until 10am, so I can kinda sleep in a little.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2357 on: February 18, 2016, 02:11:35 AM »
:lol


Oh this thread!
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2358 on: March 06, 2017, 08:23:03 PM »
Geebuz... not enough action here at all.  Two solid rum and coke's (triples at least), and I've ot a serious case of the hiccups, and over-use of backspace to correct my typing.

I guess most people spend omre time in the 'who's in for a drink' thread, like is't a classier way of getting hammered!  :lol

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2359 on: March 06, 2017, 09:14:20 PM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2360 on: March 07, 2017, 10:22:12 AM »
This is a dilemma, but a fun one. I met this really cool lady that I became close friends with. She invites me over to her place on Friday or Saturday nights for dinner and drinks. She always buys my favorite tequila (Hornito's Sauza) and mixes it with fresh lime-ade and a splash of cranberry on the rocks. She calls it Crime-ade, lol!  We then listen to alot of great music and the Crime-ade goes down too easy too fast and It's too risky to drive home. To top it all off, she loves to watch Rush, Dream Theater, Yes, Pink Floyd, Iron Maiden etc in concert dvds. I have all the Rush and DT shows ever released and she always asks me to bring them and it's always a great time. She has a excellent sound system and tv which makes it like the concert is in the living room.
  This is all a breath of fresh air in my life after going through a major transition, but I'm not really ready for a full on commitment. I've resisted temptation so far and crash in the spare bedroom if I can't drive home. We are having alot of fun though and she's one of my few friends where we can unravel and be ourselves and enjoy good drinks and music with no drama. We're both happy drinkers and keep things light hearted. Admittedly, we really like each other and she's easy on the eyes (even before the tequila).  She has no strings attached, no kids, no exes trying to cling on, and is well grounded with a good head on her shoulders. I guess we're just partners in crime-ade, cheers!
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2361 on: March 07, 2017, 10:35:02 AM »
Much respect, Architeuthis!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2362 on: March 07, 2017, 11:05:50 AM »
Previous two postes:  Not durnk enuf
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2363 on: March 07, 2017, 11:10:27 AM »
So Chad, I've got 4 sets of stones but I've got to tell you I like my bourbon and whiskey with the ice sphere the most.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2364 on: March 07, 2017, 12:30:33 PM »
So Chad, I've got 4 sets of stones but I've got to tell you I like my bourbon and whiskey with the ice sphere the most.

I can't disagree much.  I like the temperature that the ice sphere's give a drink.  I've also got a silicone mould for large cubes, which is nice.  But, I hate getting my scotch watered down.  Mrs.jingle has been enjoying Bailey's salted caramel lately... that's nice with the ice sphere.

So, it's either neat, or mildly chilled through the stones.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2365 on: March 07, 2017, 12:35:35 PM »
After losing my job and seeing my relationship with my high school sweetheart end back in October, I've been doing quite a bit more drinking than I used to. It's good to know that this thread exists and this will most likely be the only time I post in it while sober.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2366 on: March 07, 2017, 12:36:42 PM »
I've never tried the different Bailey's flavors.

That sucks TCONYC.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2367 on: April 27, 2018, 06:30:36 PM »
Hi.

Maybe I won´t post any shit elsewhere. ;D Think I might have drunk a bit.

Well that didn't end up well. Vodka isn't for you, luv.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2368 on: April 29, 2018, 07:50:25 AM »
Blur were the first band I really fell in love with; their self-titled was the first album I ever owned (in hindsight a pretty depressing album for an 8 year old) and they were the first band I ever went to see live. Still love them.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2369 on: April 30, 2018, 05:29:48 PM »
Blur were the first band I really fell in love with; their self-titled was the first album I ever owned (in hindsight a pretty depressing album for an 8 year old) and they were the first band I ever went to see live. Still love them.

That was an early album for me as well.  Kind of forgot about it, but I never really enjoyed them that much besides the single.  I sold that album along with most of my child hood CDs when I was an older teen.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2370 on: December 22, 2022, 09:44:25 PM »
Shame, shalme aon all you mother fuckers for letting this thread got for foru fucking years!

It's been a shit-arsed night around here, and I'm about 7 fingers fo scotch into the botthle .  Glenmorangite.  Good fucking shit.

lonestar even ot me to list en to some j-metal, and i'm fucking enyoing it!

Just poured me a bit tall glass of water - hopefully to save my hangover for the morning.  probably won't sork though - i get a headache juse on two fingers (lol, that sounds dirtier than it shoudl).

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2371 on: December 22, 2022, 09:45:23 PM »
pps... a Jacke SS vid.  oh, this ought to be fun!  brb
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2372 on: December 22, 2022, 10:10:00 PM »
pps... a Jacke SS vid.  oh, this ought to be fun!  brb

T he Jackallop is 010lbs of awesome in a 5lb bag.

P.s.  triple post fo thte fucking iwn..  where is ieveryone?  am i the only one drunk posting on a thursday night????



I'm not sure if the same is on me, or on everyone else!   :lol :lol  holy fcknards.... a sentence without typso!!!  fuck... jinxed myself.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2373 on: December 22, 2022, 10:39:43 PM »
pps... a Jacke SS vid.  oh, this ought to be fun!  brb

T he Jackallop is 010lbs of awesome in a 5lb bag.

P.s.  triple post fo thte fucking iwn..  where is ieveryone?  am i the only one drunk posting on a thursday night????



I'm not sure if the same is on me, or on everyone else!   :lol :lol  holy fcknards.... a sentence without typso!!!  fuck... jinxed myself.

Quoting for posterity lol

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2374 on: December 23, 2022, 02:34:34 AM »
lonestar even ot me to list en to some j-metal, and i'm fucking enyoing it!

I like that most of the typos are pretty close, but the "y" and "j" aren't all that close--must have been swaying pretty good right then. It also has the bonus of sounding like a Spanish accent.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2375 on: December 23, 2022, 02:57:46 AM »
pps... a Jacke SS vid.  oh, this ought to be fun!  brb

T he Jackallop is 010lbs of awesome in a 5lb bag.

P.s.  triple post fo thte fucking iwn..  where is ieveryone?  am i the only one drunk posting on a thursday night????



I'm not sure if the same is on me, or on everyone else!   :lol :lol  holy fcknards.... a sentence without typso!!!  fuck... jinxed myself.

Jesus, it's Friday night here and I'm sober as fuck.  Jingle.boy.....wins.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2376 on: December 23, 2022, 03:00:21 AM »
Hey, Kade. 2:54 am here. Insomnia strikes again...maybe I should make me a drink?!  :lol
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2377 on: December 23, 2022, 03:06:29 AM »
About 7 scotches should do the trick mate.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2378 on: December 23, 2022, 07:19:19 AM »
I was having some scotch last night, I should've joined this thread.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2379 on: December 23, 2022, 09:18:51 AM »
pps... a Jacke SS vid.  oh, this ought to be fun!  brb

T he Jackallop is 010lbs of awesome in a 5lb bag.

P.s.  triple post fo thte fucking iwn..  where is ieveryone?  am i the only one drunk posting on a thursday night????



I'm not sure if the same is on me, or on everyone else!   :lol :lol  holy fcknards.... a sentence without typso!!!  fuck... jinxed myself.

Quoting for posterity lol

:lol :lol

Thanks for reviving this thread Chad. Maybe I'll be here after work...
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