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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2135 on: December 17, 2012, 08:43:27 PM »
I nominated this thread for best ever for a reason, and that;s probably because I'm one of the oly people ever posting in here. I had a great CHiorstas dinner with a couple of friends tonight and of course it got aout of hand with beer. Happy evenings and goodnight.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2136 on: December 17, 2012, 09:08:21 PM »
Aaaahhhhh... to be twenty something again.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2137 on: December 17, 2012, 09:12:16 PM »
Drunk for the first time DDR, want to text this girl but ivguess that's not a good idea lol, this post would be so mug worse I'd not for outocortext.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2138 on: December 17, 2012, 10:31:16 PM »
Aaaahhhhh... to be twenty something again.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2139 on: December 22, 2012, 12:56:17 AM »
So I've been trying out different wines. I'm not a drinker at all but definitely a wine guy over beer guy. Since it's more expensive it's only once every few months. I've mostly stuck to Merlot and tonight I tried a glass of Pinot Noir, which I quite liked. Any further recommendations?
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2140 on: December 22, 2012, 04:16:18 AM »
I would recommend any Moscato or Asti, but they're much sweeter than what you listed. Try any White Zinfandel and see what you think. Sutter Home and Barefoot make decent wines, so I'd try them first.

As for me, on the north side of Chicago there's this place called Hali Kahiki. It's a Hawaiian themed drinking place. Mostly couples. Some groups. And then me and the family. Our family night out was drinking Blue Hawaiians, Mai tais, Scorpions and Chi Chis. I think you can tell by the correct punctuation and spelling that I got suckered into being DD.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2141 on: December 23, 2012, 06:00:46 AM »
Man, two nights of drinking in a row, I'm done. Maybe I'll have a second wind tonight because some highschool buddies of mine want to go out tonight too. Looks unlikely though.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2142 on: December 23, 2012, 06:29:37 AM »
Man, two nights of drinking in a row, I'm done. Maybe I'll have a second wind tonight because some highschool buddies of mine want to go out tonight too. Looks unlikely though.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2143 on: December 26, 2012, 01:45:26 PM »
Holy balls, that cider is strong.

I've had one pint of it and my head is already fluffy.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2144 on: December 27, 2012, 09:02:48 PM »
yaay I suck at life goodnight
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2145 on: December 29, 2012, 05:29:54 PM »
Man, two nights of drinking in a row, I'm done. Maybe I'll have a second wind tonight because some highschool buddies of mine want to go out tonight too. Looks unlikely though.

Ralph, you're a vet.  Pace yourself man! :lol

I did in the end, I volunteered as the designated driver that night. Very smart move.

Yesterday was pure debauchery again though. Had a maaasssive hangover today, and I had to clean up shit too. Ugh.
But, now there's only one party left (New Year's Eve) before I head back to the US. And at least on the New Year's party I can set my own pace. Yesterday we were doing a communal type drink, and you couldn't pace yourself. The fastest drinker essentially set the pace.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2146 on: January 01, 2013, 01:28:19 AM »
Shout New Years ecerybirdy!!!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2147 on: January 01, 2013, 02:23:57 AM »
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh






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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2148 on: January 03, 2013, 02:17:03 AM »
Grabbed some bboobercand booty tonight ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjj

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2149 on: January 05, 2013, 04:03:58 AM »
Couch is comfortable.  :D  I'm melting into it.  I need to get another.  I like to play baseball but I suck now and can't even throw the ball straight.   I don't know.  I should just get another drink and be done with it.  All of it.  I am allowed to do whatever I want. 

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2150 on: January 05, 2013, 07:32:20 AM »
Drinking some dbear in Thailand at athe moment. I mean, not at this exact moment, but you know... Before...

Warm paradise climate greetings to all from someone a bit high on Thai beer.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2151 on: January 05, 2013, 03:39:41 PM »
WOO CURRY

Shame the blackberry wine was shit.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2152 on: January 09, 2013, 01:53:47 AM »
As said before...

Free shots of Johnny Walker Blue Label for all..

And a nice Marble Oatmeal Stoudt.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2153 on: January 10, 2013, 08:58:24 PM »
hello favourite thread on dtf.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2154 on: January 10, 2013, 09:19:52 PM »
First time posting here, so I should go grab a drink.  Unfortunately I only have shitty wine here.  It's better than nothing right?    :metal

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2155 on: January 12, 2013, 02:15:58 AM »
Just finished playing "Edward 24 hands", because they didn't have any 40's at the store we went to, lol.  Good Times!!  I'm such a stickler for proper spelling, that I make sure any miskates are fixed before I hit "post", lol.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2156 on: January 18, 2013, 03:05:09 AM »
Bunch of lightweight's y'all are!  Posting twice in a row, almost a week apart!  Here's a song to cheer y'all up!!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2157 on: January 18, 2013, 09:57:41 PM »
I'm here, I'm here! After a bottle of red wine...some very good Beringer circa 2007 and some scotch (lagavulin 18 year), I am sufficiently intoxicated. I'm also quite stoned. I do say old chap. Quite pissed. Quite pissed indeed. Hmmm...

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2158 on: January 22, 2013, 11:54:08 PM »
I'm drunk :) :) I eiuld like to say rawwwrrrrr to all the lsdies out there ;)

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2159 on: January 22, 2013, 11:56:23 PM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2160 on: January 24, 2013, 04:36:14 PM »
Drinking Yuengling Lager, playing Steel Panther amidst the country music others are playing, and the back room waitress has a killer rack. I love Thursdays. :thursday:

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2161 on: January 24, 2013, 07:40:44 PM »
boy am i glad this thread is on first page. probabl oner of the first times I dind;t have to use the search fucvbtion :)
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2163 on: January 25, 2013, 10:34:47 PM »
second tiime in a wkee! hloo drunka trhtareD!
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2164 on: February 05, 2013, 06:21:26 PM »
I'm so ashamed of myself, I've been drunk twice in the last three weeks and I forgot to post both times! While on winter break was understandable, I was far away from a computer. Back at college? How dare I!?


I must rectify this situation by finishing off my handle of Sailor Jerry's tonight.


Edit: I'm drunk now, we're all good. Taco Bell is delicious.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2165 on: February 05, 2013, 11:41:40 PM »
My haul from my trip to Bottle Revolution out in Raleigh yesterday:

Sierra Nevada's Narwhal Imperial Stout:



Drinking this as I type this post. It weighs in at a pleasant 10.2% abv and wears it well since it's miles away from entering that harsh chemical "alcohol first" taste that many less-well-made beers start veering into as soon as they enter 8.0+ territory. The carbonation is nearly nonexistent but in a good way since there's just that faint prickliness of carbonated pop to assure you it ain't flat. The body is great as it's as thick as "velvety" can get without venturing into "syrupy" country and the flavor is very rich with notes of vanilla, coffee, and oak.

I've respected Sierra Nevada's ability to deliver rock solid beer for many years now but this is the first one that's truly blown me away. They've really stepped their game up with this one :heart

Great Divide's Espresso Oak Aged Yeti Imperial Stout:



Nothin new here. I had this once before a year ago and it fingerfucked my liver into a frantic, gasping orgasm without even stopping to say "Fine day me lady!" I've lived in North Carolina in two separate stints. Once for 5 months a few years ago and currently for the last year and a half and I've always been impressed with the selection of beers in the emporiums out this way. That said, this beer in particular has been head and shoulders above all others I've tried out this way (about 80-90 in total.) It weighs in at 9.5% and has a lot in common with Sierra Nevada's Narwhal that I described above but is better in every regard.

Bottom line: this is one beer that needs to be on the bucket list of anyone who doesn't hate dark beers.

Dogfish Head Burton Baton Imperial IPA



Haven't tried this one yet but it weighs in at 10.0% and given my love for IPAs coupled with DFH's splendid track record with me, I'm fairly stoked for it. I'll try to remember to come back and edit my impressions of it into this post.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2166 on: February 06, 2013, 07:37:11 AM »
I had this once before a year ago and it fingerfucked my liver into a frantic, gasping orgasm without even stopping to say "Fine day me lady!"

Where the fuck do you come up with this shit? :rollin :rollin

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2167 on: February 06, 2013, 04:07:14 PM »
Pleasantly buzzed right now, after three beers and one large glass of Pitu/orange juice. :hat
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2168 on: February 06, 2013, 06:49:36 PM »
I had this once before a year ago and it fingerfucked my liver into a frantic, gasping orgasm without even stopping to say "Fine day me lady!"

Where the fuck do you come up with this shit? :rollin :rollin

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2169 on: February 06, 2013, 07:08:05 PM »
I am currently not intoxicated, but I am high as a helicopter. Perhaps even higher than where a helicopter could fly. I believe so. Either way.

Giveth a fuck, I shall not. Another fortnight perhaps. Doe, a hooker, a female hooker.

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