ENGLISH PEOPLE (not sure if you Yanks have it too)
Discovered a drink called Alibi yesterday, a friend told me about it and basically you drink it before you go out on the lash, for it contains everything you lose during a heavy night, and neutralises your hangover. It's fucking magnets, costs like £1.50 a can but could be £20 and I'd still buy it because I woke up today and didn't feel like someone was kicking me in the head, despite drinking a ridiculous amount last night.
And now I'm drunk again, and just got back from an intense night involving that most unfortunate combination of alcohol and fireworks. I am bruised, battered and burned, but goddamn I had a good time.