The official DTF "drunk" thread

[Chino]

I  can't post in this thread for at least 6 more months.

[Hellholming]

I  can't post in this thread for at least 6 more months.

in the words of Nelson Munch.... "haa haa!"

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

I  can't post in this thread for at least 6 more months.

Understandable. May the fates bless you with boobies in the absence of alcohol.


EDIT: @HH - Christina Model in your sig = win. Major win.

[Chino]

I  can't post in this thread for at least 6 more months.

Understandable. May the fates bless you with boobies in the absence of alcohol.

I gotta a story that can hook me up with that.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Boobs trump all.

[MetalManiac666]

I  can't post in this thread for at least 6 more months.

in the words of Nelson Munch.... "haa haa!"

Amazing sig, both images.

[Silver Tears]

I tried to get hasrry drunk he had one dirnk but he's not drunk really are you?
no he's not he says he's not

[TimmyHiggy]

I really hope harry is actually there and that you haven't gone mad...

[robwebster]

I am PROPER drunk now.

Like, I'm often a bit drunk, but today I went "fuck it" and decided to waste all my money. I'm dizzydrunk, now. Good way to be.

[bout to crash]

I just took an intelligence test for 8-16 year olds (my roommate is training to be a child/school psychologist)... DRUNK. And it's all on video. Unfortunately it's like 90 minutes long 

[YtseBitsySpider]

I'd watch all 90 minutes if you were topless or in some kind of skimpy out fit.

[robwebster]

Hello again. 

Yes. At 6:30pm. Fun day.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

HELL YES!  Thirsty Thursday is here again.  Much drinking shall commence in about an hour and a half.  Even if I have to fucking kayak to the bar.

[bout to crash]

 

[JustJen]

I  can't post in this thread for at least 6 more months.

May the fates bless you with boobies in the absence of alcohol.

That is EXACTLY what happened to me!!! :

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[JustJen]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Well, first I quit drinking, so there's "the absence of alcohol"... then the great change occurred.  

before:


after:







Believe it yet?

(took that first one fifteen minutes ago and I suck at taking my own photos, so.. sorry for the poor quality and flash n whatnot)

[JustJen]

I just took an intelligence test for 8-16 year olds (my roommate is training to be a child/school psychologist)... DRUNK. And it's all on video. Unfortunately it's like 90 minutes long 

oh this should be quite entertaining though, whatever of it ends up on youtube, then here, then as an animated gif in someone's disturbing sig.

[Jarlaxle]

inb4lotsofguysfapping

[JustJen]

inb4lotsofguysfapping

lots of guys fap all the time, why should right now be any different?

[Jarlaxle]

There will probably be lots of this going on. 

[JustJen]

There will probably be lots of this going on. 

possibly. it's been over six months and that's what my husband still does every time he looks at me.

[antigoon]

Jen, you look so sad in that before picture

[MetalManiac666]

daym

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

 As I said, boobs trump all.

[JustJen]

Jen, you look so sad in that before picture

Yeah, well that was just after I went bra shopping and got all excited that they were making cup sizes that were basically halfway between traditional sizes... then realized the one I needed, called "Nearly A," was quite sadistically abbreviated "NA".

Yes, I realize they're not applicable as far as boobs go, thanks.  ()


edit - sorry, *weren't* applicable.

[Silver Tears]

there's a slight chance that i'm durnk right nigwo...

[TL]

Okay, weather, you and I need to have a talk;
It's fucking October, and the temperature in Halifax right now, at almost midnight, is fucking 23 (celsius), with humidity making it feel like 30. What the fuck?

[MetalManiac666]

Okay, weather, you and I need to have a talk;
It's fucking October, and the temperature in Halifax right now, at almost midnight, is fucking 23 (celsius), with humidity making it feel like 30. What the fuck?

What does this have to do with drunkness?

[zxlkho]

fuckin jagerbombsssssss olololol

[bout to crash]

 

No drinking for me tonight due to sickness, but definitely gonna have one or two tomorrow as I have to take my visiting friends to my favorite bar 

[Silver Tears]

fuckin jagerbombsssssss olololol

I got two free jagerbombs last night   

[Global Laziness]

Okay, weather, you and I need to have a talk;
It's fucking October, and the temperature in Halifax right now, at almost midnight, is fucking 23 (celsius), with humidity making it feel like 30. What the fuck?

WHOA WAIT...you live in Halifax? Since when?!

[Jakartabassplayer]

WHassup DTF!

[Nic35]

You're too young to be drunk kid.