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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #665 on: September 23, 2010, 06:20:44 PM »
I  can't post in this thread for at least 6 more months.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #666 on: September 23, 2010, 06:30:26 PM »
I  can't post in this thread for at least 6 more months.
in the words of Nelson Munch.... "haa haa!"
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #667 on: September 23, 2010, 06:31:30 PM »
I  can't post in this thread for at least 6 more months.

Understandable. May the fates bless you with boobies in the absence of alcohol.


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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #668 on: September 23, 2010, 06:32:52 PM »
I  can't post in this thread for at least 6 more months.

Understandable. May the fates bless you with boobies in the absence of alcohol.

I gotta a story that can hook me up with that.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #669 on: September 23, 2010, 06:33:46 PM »
Boobs trump all.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #670 on: September 23, 2010, 06:36:35 PM »
I  can't post in this thread for at least 6 more months.
in the words of Nelson Munch.... "haa haa!"

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #671 on: September 25, 2010, 06:49:32 PM »
I tried to get hasrry drunk he had one dirnk but he's not drunk really are you?
 no he's not he says he's not

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #672 on: September 25, 2010, 07:25:30 PM »
I really hope harry is actually there and that you haven't gone mad...
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #673 on: September 28, 2010, 05:57:16 PM »
I am PROPER drunk now.

Like, I'm often a bit drunk, but today I went "fuck it" and decided to waste all my money. I'm dizzydrunk, now. Good way to be.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #674 on: September 29, 2010, 12:36:22 AM »
I just took an intelligence test for 8-16 year olds (my roommate is training to be a child/school psychologist)... DRUNK. And it's all on video. Unfortunately it's like 90 minutes long  :'(
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #675 on: September 29, 2010, 08:40:02 AM »
I'd watch all 90 minutes if you were topless or in some kind of skimpy out fit.
Take care everyone - Bet you all didn't even notice I was gone.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #676 on: September 29, 2010, 11:37:46 AM »
Hello again.  :hat

Yes. At 6:30pm. Fun day.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #677 on: September 30, 2010, 01:04:13 PM »
HELL YES!  Thirsty Thursday is here again.  Much drinking shall commence in about an hour and a half.  Even if I have to fucking kayak to the bar.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #678 on: September 30, 2010, 03:22:03 PM »
 :lol
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #679 on: September 30, 2010, 03:31:11 PM »
I  can't post in this thread for at least 6 more months.
May the fates bless you with boobies in the absence of alcohol.



That is EXACTLY what happened to me!!! :lol:
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #680 on: September 30, 2010, 03:34:17 PM »
Pics or it didn't happen. :lol

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #681 on: September 30, 2010, 04:36:45 PM »
Pics or it didn't happen. :lol

Well, first I quit drinking, so there's "the absence of alcohol"... then the great change occurred.  :eek

before:


after:







Believe it yet? :p

(took that first one fifteen minutes ago and I suck at taking my own photos, so.. sorry for the poor quality and flash n whatnot)
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #682 on: September 30, 2010, 04:37:52 PM »
I just took an intelligence test for 8-16 year olds (my roommate is training to be a child/school psychologist)... DRUNK. And it's all on video. Unfortunately it's like 90 minutes long  :'(

oh this should be quite entertaining though, whatever of it ends up on youtube, then here, then as an animated gif in someone's disturbing sig. :lol
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #683 on: September 30, 2010, 04:38:33 PM »
inb4lotsofguysfapping

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #684 on: September 30, 2010, 04:39:39 PM »
inb4lotsofguysfapping

:lol lots of guys fap all the time, why should right now be any different? :lol
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #685 on: September 30, 2010, 04:41:15 PM »
There will probably be lots of this going on.  :eek

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #686 on: September 30, 2010, 04:43:58 PM »
There will probably be lots of this going on.  :eek

possibly. it's been over six months and that's what my husband still does every time he looks at me.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #687 on: September 30, 2010, 04:45:57 PM »
Jen, you look so sad in that before picture :lol

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #688 on: September 30, 2010, 04:47:18 PM »
daym

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #689 on: September 30, 2010, 05:03:27 PM »
 As I said, boobs trump all.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #690 on: September 30, 2010, 07:43:28 PM »
Jen, you look so sad in that before picture :lol

Yeah, well that was just after I went bra shopping and got all excited that they were making cup sizes that were basically halfway between traditional sizes... then realized the one I needed, called "Nearly A," was quite sadistically abbreviated "NA".

Yes, I realize they're not applicable as far as boobs go, thanks.  (:neverusethis:)


edit - sorry, *weren't* applicable.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #691 on: October 01, 2010, 08:16:13 PM »
there's a slight chance that i'm durnk right nigwo...

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #692 on: October 01, 2010, 08:40:02 PM »
Okay, weather, you and I need to have a talk;
It's fucking October, and the temperature in Halifax right now, at almost midnight, is fucking 23 (celsius), with humidity making it feel like 30. What the fuck?

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #693 on: October 01, 2010, 08:49:32 PM »
Okay, weather, you and I need to have a talk;
It's fucking October, and the temperature in Halifax right now, at almost midnight, is fucking 23 (celsius), with humidity making it feel like 30. What the fuck?

What does this have to do with drunkness?

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #694 on: October 02, 2010, 12:25:13 AM »
fuckin jagerbombsssssss olololol
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You're a fucking stupid bitch.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #695 on: October 02, 2010, 01:32:26 AM »
 :lol

No drinking for me tonight due to sickness, but definitely gonna have one or two tomorrow as I have to take my visiting friends to my favorite bar  :D
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #696 on: October 02, 2010, 05:03:31 AM »
fuckin jagerbombsssssss olololol

I got two free jagerbombs last night   :biggrin:

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #697 on: October 02, 2010, 09:21:53 AM »
Okay, weather, you and I need to have a talk;
It's fucking October, and the temperature in Halifax right now, at almost midnight, is fucking 23 (celsius), with humidity making it feel like 30. What the fuck?

WHOA WAIT...you live in Halifax? Since when?!
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #698 on: October 02, 2010, 05:45:30 PM »
WHassup DTF!
Kipfilet is het borstdeel van de kip. Kenmerk van kipfilet is dat deze vetarm en lichtverteerbaar is.
I assume it's because you're awesome.
And JBP is yet again drunk  :lol

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #699 on: October 02, 2010, 05:56:59 PM »
You're too young to be drunk kid.
Jesus Christ himself* comes down amidst a choir of 2 billion angels singing Handel's Hallelujah chorus. As KrotchRaut shred randomly on guitars made of dragon bones using picks made from God's kidney stones, Jesus heals a blind woman who promptly gives birth onstage to a creation of pure light.

*Yes, Jesus Christ himself. Nothing less will do.