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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #595 on: August 24, 2010, 08:12:30 PM »
Bump for teh voxiain
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #596 on: August 24, 2010, 08:12:41 PM »
I am bumping this.


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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #597 on: August 24, 2010, 08:12:50 PM »
I found the thread, Nick theratedned to bumo I mena ban me :((>

ELLEN PAGE <######3

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #598 on: August 24, 2010, 08:13:08 PM »
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I AM A GUY
You're a fucking stupid bitch.
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #599 on: August 24, 2010, 08:14:15 PM »
lolvoxyn
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #600 on: August 24, 2010, 08:14:46 PM »
Less than Number Number Number Number Number Three Ellen Page.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #601 on: August 24, 2010, 08:15:48 PM »
:rollin :rollin this thread is amazing

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #602 on: August 24, 2010, 08:19:16 PM »
I meant <333333 ellen page. Seriouslt, she is so fuckign cute.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #603 on: August 24, 2010, 08:20:02 PM »
Then fap.

















Wait, what?

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #604 on: August 24, 2010, 08:23:28 PM »
 :D

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #605 on: August 24, 2010, 09:03:36 PM »
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Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #606 on: August 24, 2010, 10:15:21 PM »
This thread is going places.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #607 on: August 25, 2010, 07:06:59 AM »
lolTheVoxyn  :rollin

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #608 on: August 25, 2010, 11:00:46 PM »
heyyy guets listeing to some nice 700s sweidwhs acoustic prrrrrrrrrrog. RAgnarok is the band. REALLY OGD. Oh uyeyt in this threac because of wine.  :heart :heart :heart a good shiraz

That sounds cool...what's the band name? (Not sure if you spelt that right while drunk and I'm too lazy to look it up haha.)
Ragnarök (Swedish band)

get a hand on their 76' self titled if you can. Just superb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxZ69T6Eewk

Wow, superb indeed. What an excellent track. What else can you recommend?
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #609 on: August 25, 2010, 11:13:00 PM »
I just drank nearly half of a 750 ML bottle of Captain Morgan 100 proof. The term 'heavyweight' is a disgusting, fucked up understatement when describing my relationship with alcohol. God damn my mother for drinking excessively while I was in the shit hole that is her womb. In highschool it was nice to impress the ladies and pretend I was drunk whilst pounding their tight little caverns, but now it's just shitty and vile and aggravating. My life is similar to that of the nearly empty Malibu bottle sitting atop the table surrounded by other bottles of high class rum and liquor.

ED: Oh but for the record I'm still pretty drunk. I could still drive and get pulled over for not signaling and convince the swine that I'm perfectly fine, which I have done on numerous occasions and get off with nothing. Not even a warning. The hoofed swirly-tail would just say "Have a nice night". Pretty god damn awkward, actually. Boasting. Brushing my shoulders off.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #610 on: August 27, 2010, 09:42:57 AM »

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #611 on: August 27, 2010, 07:55:23 PM »
w00t w00t for fridaysnights drunkeness!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #612 on: August 27, 2010, 10:01:35 PM »
TIS SIX O CLOCK LOLEOELEO  :metal :metal :metal :corn :corn :corn :metal :metal

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #613 on: August 27, 2010, 10:04:43 PM »
Holy fuck, that's like 3 days in a row dude.
space cadet, pull out.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #614 on: August 27, 2010, 10:05:52 PM »
Holy fuck, that's like 3 days in a row dude.
YEA fck yea. Indtricuon weel. OVer afte rtnogigjht thoguh. Was fuckig neppiic.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #615 on: August 27, 2010, 10:09:49 PM »
Taht sentance whas prertt bad ly consturacetd.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #616 on: August 27, 2010, 10:13:04 PM »
VOXYN YOU GUYS YOU'RE DURNK TOO!!!!  :metal :metal :metal :metal


MOTHERFUCKERS TODRFAY WAS AWESOME I HAD AN EXAME YOFDAY AND I FUCKING ACED IT I BENNNT IT OVER AND MAADE IT MY BITCH


NOW I AM HE RE AND IS PROUD





GUYEEEES I NEVER UNDEROOD THATMEME. DOES IAIN WILSON IS FOR REALL?
BYTHEWFHA I SOMETUMWS RPOBMOUNCE IT AS "AY-AYNE"

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #617 on: August 27, 2010, 10:19:27 PM »
VOXYN YOU GUYS YOU'RE DURNK TOO!!!!  :metal :metal :metal :metal


MOTHERFUCKERS TODRFAY WAS AWESOME I HAD AN EXAME YOFDAY AND I FUCKING ACED IT I BENNNT IT OVER AND MAADE IT MY BITCH


NOW I AM HE RE AND IS PROUD





GUYEEEES I NEVER UNDEROOD THATMEME. DOES IAIN WILSON IS FOR REALL?
BYTHEWFHA I SOMETUMWS RPOBMOUNCE IT AS "AY-AYNE"
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #618 on: August 27, 2010, 10:26:52 PM »
IM goign toi bed. Peolpe are already wakign uypo to go to waork loolololol.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #619 on: August 28, 2010, 12:20:20 AM »
DTF... even though you resent me for loving Avatar.... I still love you...

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #620 on: August 28, 2010, 09:55:38 PM »
Gettin' fuckin' ripped. Shots of Ammerican Honey, FTW.  Booyah!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #621 on: August 28, 2010, 11:03:28 PM »
DTF... even though you resent me for loving Avatar.... I still love you...
And even though you like Avatar, the feeling is mutual.

On another note, the film 'The Runaways' sucked. Seriously, fuck that movie.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #622 on: August 28, 2010, 11:11:21 PM »
strip flip cup, FTMFW!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #623 on: August 28, 2010, 11:18:15 PM »
I used to hate flip cup with a passion mainly because even your closest friends would turn on you lest you flip a cup within the first three or four tries. I got suckered into this one game and after a shitty first round my team was trying to trade me (my friend was the captain). I then proceeded to flip perfectly the first try for the next seven to eight rounds in a row just to prove the mother fuckers wrong. I turned MVP pretty fast even though I still think the game is bullshit.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #624 on: August 28, 2010, 11:20:31 PM »
Yeah I'm not that good at flip cup, I think I've won maybe one game ever.  :lol

At least pong everyone is kinda on the same page...

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #625 on: August 28, 2010, 11:24:30 PM »
But it's STRIP flip cup!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #626 on: August 28, 2010, 11:25:12 PM »
But it's STRIP flip cup!

They're drunk, it doesn't take much for girls to take off their tops anyways.

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« Reply #627 on: August 29, 2010, 05:44:47 PM »
Bump in preparation for tonight.
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Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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Re: I mean, holy fucking shit
« Reply #628 on: August 29, 2010, 08:03:36 PM »
Holy shit, you guys.
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #629 on: August 29, 2010, 08:13:04 PM »
Tell us how you feel.