The official DTF "drunk" thread

[TimmyHiggy]

beer check
drunk check
kebab check

[Sigz]

I shall be returning to this thread later tonight. 

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Let me introduce you to a couple of my friends





WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bout to crash]

Wooo! I just drank a growler full of Wynkoop B3K and am listening to some weird band called Lotus my friend wanted me to hear and I am fucking thirsty but ate entirely too much icky Blackjack pizza

[black_biff_stadler]

Let me introduce you to a couple of my friends

I got wretchedly sick off of Yuengling a month ago(night of the Score livestream) and may not be able to drink it for a very long time.

In more sunshiney news I'm finishing off the last three Sam Adams Noble Pils bottles I've had waiting in the fridge for two weeks. Not bad but I doubt I'll give it a second try unless it's to try it on draught at a bah.

Unrelatedly VH1 Classic is currently showing the video for Pantera's cover of the Black Sabbath classic, Planet Caravan. Jesus Christ is this a beautiful song with an equally beautiful video.

[bout to crash]

, we were watching Vh1 classic as well. Some terrible Anthrax video was on before. And then DANGER DANGER!

[black_biff_stadler]

, we were watching Vh1 classic as well. Some terrible Anthrax video was on before. And then DANGER DANGER!

Def Leppard currently playing. Forgot the title but it's that song with the intro that was ripped off for Offspring's Pretty Fly for a White Guy's intro.

Edit: Fuck yes! Unforgiven now playing 

[Fuzzboy]

goddamnit my head hurts so fukin much

fuck you budweiser

jk i love you budweiser

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

, we were watching Vh1 classic as well. Some terrible Anthrax video was on before. And then DANGER DANGER!

Danger Danger is awesome!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7yvBMe9skE

[Ghurdrich]

Well it's a monday night, but all the same, time for me to leave my mark on this thread 
That is all. Back to... Whatever I was going

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

HOLY SHIT!! Thirsty Thursday and Yuengling lager and someone played "Sign of the Gypsy Queen" by April Wine on the jukebox.  Awesome!! 

[Quadrochosis]

Haha, This past Thursday was interesting.

In France they serve you alcohol without even asking you, and refill your wine glass almost immediately, so needless to say I got pretty drunk pretty quickly at our farewell dinner.

[bout to crash]

 

[lonestar]

Yes!!!  Finally drunk when the drunk thread is here!!!

[bout to crash]

But it's always here.

[Fluffy Lothario]

I'm always drunk on dtf, and I never post on this thread.

This thread is redundant to me.

Oh wait... fuck!

[Dr. SeaWolf]

got turned down for a job I really wanted... bottoms up!

[cramx3]

cha bra

[sirbradford117]

I still can't believe that I started this thread... I'm not one to really get "drunk."  But it was my last semester of undergrad when some bad shit was going down.

[Global Laziness]

Tonight is the last night of school before I go home and as such I am wasted. How is it all tonight? I may be high rather than drunk but I don't know. My beer freezploded all over the floor thanks. Sens won tonight which is cool. Yeah guys! (Also, go Flames!)

[skydivingninja]

hi dtf!  I have no class tomorrow.  Vodka rocks.  That is all.  Resume your normal lives.

[skydivingninja]

I'm sad there are not enough people posting in this thread to share with me on a Thursday!  My one regret is that I will probably not be able to listen to "Hungover on a Tuesday" by dredg while being hungover on a tuesday.

[bout to crash]

I didn't get DRUNK drunk but I was feeling good before... and I still won a motherfucking spelling bee!!

[skydivingninja]

I didn't get DRUNK drunk but I was feeling good before... and I still won a motherfucking spelling bee!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO JACKIE

I still have those saddam hussein playing cards

[skydivingninja]

OH.
MY.
FUH
KING
GOD

[robwebster]

mates

i am thinking "i'm pretty fucking drunk"

but im also thinking "i could be drunker"

part of me's worried i'm becoming an alcoholic

but, the other part is going "fuck it, i'm a student - NOW'S THE TIME TO BE LIVING!"

i prefer to listen to the second facet of my self.

WHOO AND YAY.

[Jamesman42]

Wow, I am gone. How I am able to keep proper grammar and spelling is beyond me.

[robwebster]

Likewise, captain. Likewise. Good, though.

Actually, not likewise. I know exactly how I'm able to maintain proper grammar and spelling. It's 'cause I've had more practice than I'd care to admit. Still. Good times.

[axeman90210]

I'm on the express train to city right now

[robwebster]

You're buying a hat?

[bout to crash]

I didn't get DRUNK drunk but I was feeling good before... and I still won a motherfucking spelling bee!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO JACKIE

I still have those saddam hussein playing cards

I completely forgot about that. Just saw this because you know, the drunk thread isn't a constant in my life

I am not drunk though... YET

[axeman90210]

we're working on it

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Drunk tomorrow.  Woohoo.  In the meantime, a story:

Hormel:  This excellent product has been a staple of our brand since 1937.  Enjoy!
n00b:  I have the exact same thing right here, only it doesn't say Hormel on it.  Want it?
Hormel:  YES WE KNOW, IT'S NOTHING NEW.  IT'S JUST A WASTE OF TIME
WE HAVE NO NEED FOR ANCIENT WAYS, OUR WORLD IS DOING FINE!
ANOTHER TOY THAT HELPED DESTROY THE ELDER RACE OF MAN.
FORGET ABOUT YOUR SILLY WHIM.  IT DOESN'T FIT THE PLAN!

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

DRUNK THRSDAYßß

[Sigz]

oh hai ther