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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #385 on: March 05, 2010, 05:26:11 PM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #386 on: March 05, 2010, 09:25:19 PM »
I shall be returning to this thread later tonight.  :yarr
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #387 on: March 18, 2010, 06:02:19 PM »
Let me introduce you to a couple of my friends





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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #388 on: March 28, 2010, 02:41:58 AM »
Wooo! I just drank a growler full of Wynkoop B3K and am listening to some weird band called Lotus my friend wanted me to hear and I am fucking thirsty but ate entirely too much icky Blackjack pizza


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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #389 on: March 28, 2010, 02:51:04 AM »
Let me introduce you to a couple of my friends


I got wretchedly sick off of Yuengling a month ago(night of the Score livestream) and may not be able to drink it for a very long time.

In more sunshiney news I'm finishing off the last three Sam Adams Noble Pils bottles I've had waiting in the fridge for two weeks. Not bad but I doubt I'll give it a second try unless it's to try it on draught at a bah.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #390 on: March 28, 2010, 03:08:08 AM »
:lol, we were watching Vh1 classic as well. Some terrible Anthrax video was on before. And then DANGER DANGER!
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #391 on: March 28, 2010, 03:20:14 AM »
:lol, we were watching Vh1 classic as well. Some terrible Anthrax video was on before. And then DANGER DANGER!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #392 on: March 29, 2010, 01:19:09 AM »
goddamnit my head hurts so fukin much

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #393 on: March 29, 2010, 06:22:15 AM »
:lol, we were watching Vh1 classic as well. Some terrible Anthrax video was on before. And then DANGER DANGER!

Danger Danger is awesome!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #394 on: March 29, 2010, 09:08:49 PM »
Well it's a monday night, but all the same, time for me to leave my mark on this thread  :tup
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #395 on: April 01, 2010, 05:31:22 PM »
HOLY SHIT!! Thirsty Thursday and Yuengling lager and someone played "Sign of the Gypsy Queen" by April Wine on the jukebox.  Awesome!!  :metal

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #396 on: April 03, 2010, 03:28:43 PM »
Haha, This past Thursday was interesting.

In France they serve you alcohol without even asking you, and refill your wine glass almost immediately, so needless to say I got pretty drunk pretty quickly at our farewell dinner. :lol
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #397 on: April 04, 2010, 12:03:46 AM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #398 on: April 04, 2010, 02:41:08 AM »
Yes!!!  Finally drunk when the drunk thread is here!!!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #399 on: April 04, 2010, 11:00:29 AM »
But it's always here.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #400 on: April 07, 2010, 04:29:30 PM »
I'm always drunk on dtf, and I never post on this thread.

This thread is redundant to me.

Oh wait... fuck!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #401 on: April 10, 2010, 04:48:52 PM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #402 on: April 11, 2010, 01:47:28 AM »
cha bra
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #403 on: April 11, 2010, 06:14:42 AM »
I still can't believe that I started this thread... I'm not one to really get "drunk."  But it was my last semester of undergrad when some bad shit was going down.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #404 on: April 14, 2010, 10:41:25 PM »
Tonight is the last night of school before I go home and as such I am wasted. How is it all tonight? I may be high rather than drunk but I don't know. My beer freezploded all over the floor thanks. Sens won tonight which is cool. Yeah guys! (Also, go Flames!)
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #405 on: April 15, 2010, 10:44:10 PM »
hi dtf!  I have no class tomorrow.  Vodka rocks.  That is all.  Resume your normal lives.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #406 on: April 15, 2010, 11:11:32 PM »
I'm sad there are not enough people posting in this thread to share with me on a Thursday!  My one regret is that I will probably not be able to listen to "Hungover on a Tuesday" by dredg while being hungover on a tuesday.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #407 on: April 15, 2010, 11:34:27 PM »
I didn't get DRUNK drunk but I was feeling good before... and I still won a motherfucking spelling bee!!
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #408 on: April 15, 2010, 11:58:12 PM »
I didn't get DRUNK drunk but I was feeling good before... and I still won a motherfucking spelling bee!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO JACKIE

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #409 on: April 25, 2010, 12:18:30 AM »
OH.
MY.
FUH
KING
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #410 on: April 27, 2010, 05:36:53 PM »
mates

i am thinking "i'm pretty fucking drunk"

but im also thinking "i could be drunker"

part of me's worried i'm becoming an alcoholic

but, the other part is going "fuck it, i'm a student - NOW'S THE TIME TO BE LIVING!"

i prefer to listen to the second facet of my self.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #411 on: April 27, 2010, 06:35:09 PM »
Wow, I am gone. How I am able to keep proper grammar and spelling is beyond me.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #412 on: April 27, 2010, 06:36:04 PM »
Likewise, captain. Likewise. Good, though.

Actually, not likewise. I know exactly how I'm able to maintain proper grammar and spelling. It's 'cause I've had more practice than I'd care to admit. Still. Good times.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #413 on: April 27, 2010, 06:50:54 PM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #414 on: April 27, 2010, 07:55:42 PM »
You're buying a hat?

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #415 on: April 27, 2010, 08:29:13 PM »
I didn't get DRUNK drunk but I was feeling good before... and I still won a motherfucking spelling bee!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO JACKIE

I still have those saddam hussein playing cards
:rollin :rollin

I completely forgot about that. Just saw this because you know, the drunk thread isn't a constant in my life :p

I am not drunk though... YET
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #416 on: April 27, 2010, 08:44:22 PM »
we're working on it
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #417 on: April 28, 2010, 03:43:53 PM »
Drunk tomorrow.  Woohoo.  In the meantime, a story:

Hormel:  This excellent product has been a staple of our brand since 1937.  Enjoy!
n00b:  I have the exact same thing right here, only it doesn't say Hormel on it.  Want it?
Hormel:  YES WE KNOW, IT'S NOTHING NEW.  IT'S JUST A WASTE OF TIME
WE HAVE NO NEED FOR ANCIENT WAYS, OUR WORLD IS DOING FINE!
ANOTHER TOY THAT HELPED DESTROY THE ELDER RACE OF MAN.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #418 on: April 29, 2010, 05:55:18 PM »
DRUNK THRSDAY▀▀

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #419 on: May 01, 2010, 02:07:38 AM »
oh hai ther
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