Drunk tomorrow. Woohoo. In the meantime, a story:
Hormel: This excellent product has been a staple of our brand since 1937. Enjoy!
n00b: I have the exact same thing right here, only it doesn't say Hormel on it. Want it?
Hormel: YES WE KNOW, IT'S NOTHING NEW. IT'S JUST A WASTE OF TIME
WE HAVE NO NEED FOR ANCIENT WAYS, OUR WORLD IS DOING FINE!
ANOTHER TOY THAT HELPED DESTROY THE ELDER RACE OF MAN.
FORGET ABOUT YOUR SILLY WHIM. IT DOESN'T FIT THE PLAN!