The official DTF "drunk" thread

[setrataeso]

Hey, this is Zooey Deschanel. I'm massively drunk so I'm posting here on Rob's behalf - he left his laptop on, silly boy! On another note I think I've finally worked up the courage to ask him out. Wish me luck!

Back off Rob, she's mine!
Along with Kristen Bell and Jenna Fischer...

[robwebster]

Hey, this is Zooey Deschanel. I'm massively drunk so I'm posting here on Rob's behalf - he left his laptop on, silly boy! On another note I think I've finally worked up the courage to ask him out. Wish me luck!

Back off Rob, she's mine!
Along with Kristen Bell and Jenna Fischer...

Christ, you've got good taste. I was saying to a friend just the other day, what Kristen Bell doesn't know about being hot isn't worth knowing.

But yeah, Zooey didn't ask me out in the end. Disappointing. I guess she got all self conscious. I am, after all, staggeringly attractive.

[setrataeso]

Or maybe because she was waiting for the even more attractive guy (aka me) to show up.

But, yeah. Those girls are unbelievably hot. They could kick the ass of any Megan Fox any day of the week.

[robwebster]

Oh god yes. I don't get the fuss about Megan Fox. I mean don't get me wrong, I wouldn't say no, but she's pretty much "typical hollywood beauty." It's quite a generic kind of attractiveness, almost objective. It's not my thing. Zooey on the other hand makes your heart melt. There's a quirky kind of substance - brimming with life.

[setrataeso]

Oh god yes. I don't get the fuss about Megan Fox. I mean don't get me wrong, I wouldn't say no, but she's pretty much "typical hollywood beauty." It's quite a generic kind of attractiveness, almost objective. It's not my thing. Zooey on the other hand makes your heart melt. There's a quirky kind of substance - brimming with life.

Well put.
Although, in describing Megan Fox, I would use "typical Hollywood slut".

[TL]

Oh god yes. I don't get the fuss about Megan Fox. I mean don't get me wrong, I wouldn't say no, but she's pretty much "typical hollywood beauty." It's quite a generic kind of attractiveness, almost objective. It's not my thing. Zooey on the other hand makes your heart melt. There's a quirky kind of substance - brimming with life.

Well put.
Although, in describing Megan Fox, I would use "typical Hollywood slut".

Megan Fox is the kind of girl you would do, but you wouldn't be proud of it, and you'd want to get tested the next day.

Anyway, it's Friday and my plans have been canceled due to excessive snow on the roads. Entertain me, internet!

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Yuengling Lager and JAvk and Coke.    I was ja mmin to Blue Collar Man on my way home from dirnking.  :meatl

Ooops.  EDIT 

[Global Laziness]

Oh god yes. I don't get the fuss about Megan Fox. I mean don't get me wrong, I wouldn't say no, but she's pretty much "typical hollywood beauty." It's quite a generic kind of attractiveness, almost objective. It's not my thing. Zooey on the other hand makes your heart melt. There's a quirky kind of substance - brimming with life.

Well put.
Although, in describing Megan Fox, I would use "typical Hollywood slut".

Yeah but:



https://www.ottawacitizen.com/life/Megan+sizzling+campaign+shows+sexy+underwear/2437976/story.html

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Ouvh that;s hot as balls.

[Space Invader]

It just goes to show that even a girl who is not that hot in real life can be made hot with a little editing.

[Global Laziness]

It just goes to show that even a girl who is not that hot in real life can be made hot with a little editing.

YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING!

[Scurvy!Dreams]

It just goes to show that even a girl who is not that hot in real life can be made hot with a little editing.

When did you meet Megan Fox in real life? I'd like to hear that story.

[Sigz]

Ow my head.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Ow mine.

[XianL]

'Allo Drunk Thread. How's life? Anyone else going out tonight?

[setrataeso]

'Allo Drunk Thread. How's life? Anyone else going out tonight?

I went outside, briefly, to let the dogs out.
Other than that, I'll probably stay inside, jack a beer or two from my dad, and watch old episodes of SNL or some Mad Men...

[XianL]

'Allo Drunk Thread. How's life? Anyone else going out tonight?

I went outside, briefly, to let the dogs out.
Other than that, I'll probably stay inside, jack a beer or two from my dad, and watch old episodes of SNL or some Mad Men...

Sounds like a good evening to me , although my "good evening" involved substantially more alcohol and women. Two shots of tequila, honestly I don't think I could have handled it.

Putting effort into this spelling and punctuation, I will not have a repeat of last time

I hope you all ate having as good a night as I have

Perfect

[Elsydeon]

I spent tonight drinking 6 long island iced teas with a fine woman at a bar tonight, quite a successful night indeed. goodnight DTF!

[orcus116]

I might show up here tonight really late after birthday celebrations.

Future Orcus: o/

[XianL]

Future Orcus: o/

[Space Invader]

'Allo Drunk Thread. How's life? Anyone else going out tonight?

I went outside, briefly, to let the dogs out.
Other than that, I'll probably stay inside, jack a beer or two from my dad, and watch old episodes of SNL or some Mad Men...

I'm starting to watch that too. Damn it's odd.

[setrataeso]

'Allo Drunk Thread. How's life? Anyone else going out tonight?

I went outside, briefly, to let the dogs out.
Other than that, I'll probably stay inside, jack a beer or two from my dad, and watch old episodes of SNL or some Mad Men...

I'm starting to watch that too. Damn it's odd.

Starting the 2nd season soon.
The 1st season got really good at about the halfway point. It's slow, but it gets really good.

[Space Invader]

'Allo Drunk Thread. How's life? Anyone else going out tonight?

I went outside, briefly, to let the dogs out.
Other than that, I'll probably stay inside, jack a beer or two from my dad, and watch old episodes of SNL or some Mad Men...

I'm starting to watch that too. Damn it's odd.

Starting the 2nd season soon.
The 1st season got really good at about the halfway point. It's slow, but it gets really good.

Yeah, with my other shows (Big Bang Theory and How I Met Your Mother) on break, I needed something new.

[Chino]

Last Saturday was my company's annual holiday party. I drank a liter of rum in just over a half hour. I woke up on my couch the next morning and didn't remember even arriving at the party, let alone being there.

[TimmyHiggy]

timmyhiggy here reporting for drunkenness.

Drank lots of wine and lots of beer, just had a chicken doner with lashings of chili sauce. my poor arse tomorrow...

[bout to crash]

::vomits and slowly backs out of thread::

[orcus116]

Future Orcus: o/

*\o

After awhile some of my friends offered to take me out later until "I blacked out". I went until they explained that they were whale hunting.  My roommate and I quickly departed.

[bout to crash]

 

[XianL]

I approve. MORE SHENANIGANS!

[ReaPsTA]

I had beerses and Vodka before posting in this thread. HORRAY FOR ME!!!

[bout to crash]

My tolerance is pathetically (and wonderfully) low... not even a whole beer and my head is floating or something. Must be the elevation. Woohooo alpacas!!

[Rina]

My tolerance is pathetically (and wonderfully) low... not even a whole beer and my head is floating or something. Must be the elevation. Woohooo alpacas!!

I'm exactly five feet tall, so you can imagine how easy it is to get my drunk, haha..

[Space Invader]

My tolerance is pathetically (and wonderfully) low... not even a whole beer and my head is floating or something. Must be the elevation. Woohooo alpacas!!

No shit?
I felt exactly the same way when I got drunk.
My friends had no end of amusement laughing at me and shouting "Guys, my head is floating away! I think I need to hold it on or it'll fly away!" in mockery.

I'm such a lightweight.

[Global Laziness]

My tolerance is pathetically (and wonderfully) low... not even a whole beer and my head is floating or something. Must be the elevation. Woohooo alpacas!!

No shit?
I felt exactly the same way when I got drunk.
My friends had no end of amusement laughing at me and shouting "Guys, my head is floating away! I think I need to hold it on or it'll fly away!" in mockery.

I'm such a lightweight.

Yeah, you need to get drunk more than one weekend (well, Thursday and Saturday of the weekend) per life.

[Space Invader]

My tolerance is pathetically (and wonderfully) low... not even a whole beer and my head is floating or something. Must be the elevation. Woohooo alpacas!!

No shit?
I felt exactly the same way when I got drunk.
My friends had no end of amusement laughing at me and shouting "Guys, my head is floating away! I think I need to hold it on or it'll fly away!" in mockery.

I'm such a lightweight.

Yeah, you need to get drunk more than one weekend (well, Thursday and Saturday of the weekend) per life.

TWICE!
And maybe.
We'll see.