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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #245 on: December 14, 2009, 12:52:24 PM »
Hey, this is Zooey Deschanel. I'm massively drunk so I'm posting here on Rob's behalf - he left his laptop on, silly boy! On another note I think I've finally worked up the courage to ask him out. Wish me luck!

Back off Rob, she's mine!
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #246 on: December 14, 2009, 03:44:00 PM »
Hey, this is Zooey Deschanel. I'm massively drunk so I'm posting here on Rob's behalf - he left his laptop on, silly boy! On another note I think I've finally worked up the courage to ask him out. Wish me luck!

Back off Rob, she's mine!
Along with Kristen Bell and Jenna Fischer...
Christ, you've got good taste. I was saying to a friend just the other day, what Kristen Bell doesn't know about being hot isn't worth knowing.

But yeah, Zooey didn't ask me out in the end. Disappointing. I guess she got all self conscious. I am, after all, staggeringly attractive.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #247 on: December 14, 2009, 03:52:32 PM »
Or maybe because she was waiting for the even more attractive guy (aka me) to show up. :P

But, yeah. Those girls are unbelievably hot. They could kick the ass of any Megan Fox any day of the week.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #248 on: December 14, 2009, 03:56:28 PM »
Oh god yes. I don't get the fuss about Megan Fox. I mean don't get me wrong, I wouldn't say no, but she's pretty much "typical hollywood beauty." It's quite a generic kind of attractiveness, almost objective. It's not my thing. Zooey on the other hand makes your heart melt. There's a quirky kind of substance - brimming with life.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #249 on: December 14, 2009, 03:59:44 PM »
Oh god yes. I don't get the fuss about Megan Fox. I mean don't get me wrong, I wouldn't say no, but she's pretty much "typical hollywood beauty." It's quite a generic kind of attractiveness, almost objective. It's not my thing. Zooey on the other hand makes your heart melt. There's a quirky kind of substance - brimming with life.

Well put.
Although, in describing Megan Fox, I would use "typical Hollywood slut".
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #250 on: December 18, 2009, 05:54:19 PM »
Oh god yes. I don't get the fuss about Megan Fox. I mean don't get me wrong, I wouldn't say no, but she's pretty much "typical hollywood beauty." It's quite a generic kind of attractiveness, almost objective. It's not my thing. Zooey on the other hand makes your heart melt. There's a quirky kind of substance - brimming with life.

Well put.
Although, in describing Megan Fox, I would use "typical Hollywood slut".
Megan Fox is the kind of girl you would do, but you wouldn't be proud of it, and you'd want to get tested the next day.

Anyway, it's Friday and my plans have been canceled due to excessive snow on the roads. Entertain me, internet!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #251 on: January 14, 2010, 07:10:42 PM »
WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Yuengling Lager and JAvk and Coke.    I was ja mmin to Blue Collar Man on my way home from dirnking.  :meatl

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #252 on: January 14, 2010, 07:15:32 PM »
Oh god yes. I don't get the fuss about Megan Fox. I mean don't get me wrong, I wouldn't say no, but she's pretty much "typical hollywood beauty." It's quite a generic kind of attractiveness, almost objective. It's not my thing. Zooey on the other hand makes your heart melt. There's a quirky kind of substance - brimming with life.

Well put.
Although, in describing Megan Fox, I would use "typical Hollywood slut".

Yeah but:



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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #253 on: January 14, 2010, 07:16:05 PM »
Ouvh that;s hot as balls.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #254 on: January 14, 2010, 07:17:41 PM »
It just goes to show that even a girl who is not that hot in real life can be made hot with a little editing.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #255 on: January 14, 2010, 07:18:24 PM »
It just goes to show that even a girl who is not that hot in real life can be made hot with a little editing.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #256 on: January 14, 2010, 10:51:23 PM »
It just goes to show that even a girl who is not that hot in real life can be made hot with a little editing.
When did you meet Megan Fox in real life? I'd like to hear that story.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #257 on: January 15, 2010, 11:12:56 AM »
Ow my head.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #258 on: January 15, 2010, 11:38:33 AM »
Ow mine.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #259 on: January 15, 2010, 05:03:39 PM »
'Allo Drunk Thread. How's life? Anyone else going out tonight?

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #260 on: January 15, 2010, 09:56:51 PM »
'Allo Drunk Thread. How's life? Anyone else going out tonight?

I went outside, briefly, to let the dogs out.
Other than that, I'll probably stay inside, jack a beer or two from my dad, and watch old episodes of SNL or some Mad Men...
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #261 on: January 15, 2010, 11:55:00 PM »
'Allo Drunk Thread. How's life? Anyone else going out tonight?

I went outside, briefly, to let the dogs out.
Other than that, I'll probably stay inside, jack a beer or two from my dad, and watch old episodes of SNL or some Mad Men...

Sounds like a good evening to me :D, although my "good evening" involved substantially more alcohol and women. Two shots of tequila, honestly I don't think I could have handled it.

Putting effort into this spelling and punctuation, I will not have a repeat of last time :hat

I hope you all ate having as good a night as I have ;D

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #262 on: January 16, 2010, 12:41:01 AM »
I spent tonight drinking 6 long island iced teas with a fine woman at a bar tonight, quite a successful night indeed. goodnight DTF!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #263 on: January 16, 2010, 09:25:59 AM »
I might show up here tonight really late after birthday celebrations.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #265 on: January 16, 2010, 12:53:10 PM »
'Allo Drunk Thread. How's life? Anyone else going out tonight?

I went outside, briefly, to let the dogs out.
Other than that, I'll probably stay inside, jack a beer or two from my dad, and watch old episodes of SNL or some Mad Men...

I'm starting to watch that too. Damn it's odd.
Everything can, should and will be progressive.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #266 on: January 16, 2010, 01:50:59 PM »
'Allo Drunk Thread. How's life? Anyone else going out tonight?

I went outside, briefly, to let the dogs out.
Other than that, I'll probably stay inside, jack a beer or two from my dad, and watch old episodes of SNL or some Mad Men...

I'm starting to watch that too. Damn it's odd.

Starting the 2nd season soon.
The 1st season got really good at about the halfway point. It's slow, but it gets really good.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #267 on: January 16, 2010, 02:14:47 PM »
'Allo Drunk Thread. How's life? Anyone else going out tonight?

I went outside, briefly, to let the dogs out.
Other than that, I'll probably stay inside, jack a beer or two from my dad, and watch old episodes of SNL or some Mad Men...

I'm starting to watch that too. Damn it's odd.

Starting the 2nd season soon.
The 1st season got really good at about the halfway point. It's slow, but it gets really good.

Yeah, with my other shows (Big Bang Theory and How I Met Your Mother) on break, I needed something new.
Everything can, should and will be progressive.

"The only thing that is certain is that nothing is certain" - Montaigne.

I'm going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilize, street over maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve Jammie Dodgers and a Fez - Eleventh Doctor

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #268 on: January 16, 2010, 04:08:25 PM »
Last Saturday was my company's annual holiday party. I drank a liter of rum in just over a half hour. I woke up on my couch the next morning and didn't remember even arriving at the party, let alone being there.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #269 on: January 16, 2010, 08:58:54 PM »
timmyhiggy here reporting for drunkenness.

Drank lots of wine and lots of beer, just had a chicken doner with lashings of chili sauce. my poor arse tomorrow...
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #270 on: January 16, 2010, 11:08:26 PM »
::vomits and slowly backs out of thread::
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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« Reply #271 on: January 16, 2010, 11:38:15 PM »
Future Orcus: o/

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« Reply #272 on: January 16, 2010, 11:43:42 PM »
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Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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« Reply #273 on: January 17, 2010, 09:37:39 AM »
I approve. MORE SHENANIGANS!

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« Reply #274 on: January 22, 2010, 01:03:47 AM »
I had beerses and Vodka before posting in this thread. HORRAY FOR ME!!!
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« Reply #275 on: January 28, 2010, 09:04:31 PM »
My tolerance is pathetically (and wonderfully) low... not even a whole beer and my head is floating or something. Must be the elevation. Woohooo alpacas!!
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« Reply #276 on: January 28, 2010, 09:05:28 PM »
My tolerance is pathetically (and wonderfully) low... not even a whole beer and my head is floating or something. Must be the elevation. Woohooo alpacas!!

I'm exactly five feet tall, so you can imagine how easy it is to get my drunk, haha.. :lol

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #277 on: January 28, 2010, 09:07:11 PM »
My tolerance is pathetically (and wonderfully) low... not even a whole beer and my head is floating or something. Must be the elevation. Woohooo alpacas!!

No shit?
I felt exactly the same way when I got drunk.
My friends had no end of amusement laughing at me and shouting "Guys, my head is floating away! I think I need to hold it on or it'll fly away!" in mockery.

I'm such a lightweight.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #278 on: January 28, 2010, 09:13:18 PM »
My tolerance is pathetically (and wonderfully) low... not even a whole beer and my head is floating or something. Must be the elevation. Woohooo alpacas!!

No shit?
I felt exactly the same way when I got drunk.
My friends had no end of amusement laughing at me and shouting "Guys, my head is floating away! I think I need to hold it on or it'll fly away!" in mockery.

I'm such a lightweight.


Yeah, you need to get drunk more than one weekend (well, Thursday and Saturday of the weekend) per life.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #279 on: January 28, 2010, 09:13:53 PM »
My tolerance is pathetically (and wonderfully) low... not even a whole beer and my head is floating or something. Must be the elevation. Woohooo alpacas!!

No shit?
I felt exactly the same way when I got drunk.
My friends had no end of amusement laughing at me and shouting "Guys, my head is floating away! I think I need to hold it on or it'll fly away!" in mockery.

I'm such a lightweight.


Yeah, you need to get drunk more than one weekend (well, Thursday and Saturday of the weekend) per life.

TWICE!
And maybe.
We'll see.
Everything can, should and will be progressive.

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