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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2240 on: May 30, 2013, 10:23:14 PM »
God damn Miller lite is weak shit. Could really go for some Jagermeister right about now.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2241 on: May 31, 2013, 09:26:13 PM »
Bathing in beautiful agony, pretty much sums it up. 80% rum hits pretty hard :P

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2242 on: June 03, 2013, 02:14:08 PM »
I'm drinking a new Riesling we recently acquired at the wine bar I work at, it's called Leitz Dragonstone, this one is '10 and it is absolutely delicious. Gonna move onto an '07 Amici Cab after this. About two or three glasses from being drunk but I figured I wouldn't have the thought to post here once I am so... Preemptive drunk post commence!

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2243 on: June 07, 2013, 11:58:46 PM »

80% nomnomnom

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Just got home from a long, late shift at work and felt the need to really kick back and relax, so I took a bit of this straight, then started pouring a bit of it into my root beers.  I can't remember the last time I felt so pleasantly sloshed.   :D

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2244 on: June 16, 2013, 07:44:24 PM »
Two bottles of wine and here is where I belong. I've had In Flame's Metaphor on repeat for the past hour.... I'm not sure what that has to do with anything but I FUCKING VOLUNTEERED THE INFORMATION ANYWAY SO TAKE IT. TAKE IT RIGHT IN YOUR TIGHT LITTLE MINDHOLE.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2245 on: June 16, 2013, 08:01:53 PM »
TAKE IT RIGHT IN YOUR TIGHT LITTLE MINDHOLE.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2246 on: June 16, 2013, 08:24:16 PM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2247 on: June 16, 2013, 08:30:37 PM »
About to kill the bottle. Just a few shots left. :|


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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2248 on: June 16, 2013, 08:35:50 PM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2249 on: June 18, 2013, 12:15:06 AM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2250 on: June 18, 2013, 06:58:12 PM »
Sup guys. After getting off work early cause it was fucking dead as a doorknob and going through that bombshell blonde 8-pack and half of the Asahi 6-pack, I am sufficiently intoxicated. I am also quite blazed. Which brings me to a vital wondering thingy: People use the same words to describe being high and/or drunk and often switch them out...so...if one if 'blazed', I personally think of this as being 'high', but have heard it to mean being drunk as well. Same goes for 'faded', mainly I've heard faded in reference to being high but I heard a friend describe her drunken buddy as faded just last night. WHY CAN'T WE HAVE A DEDICATED VOCABULARY FOR EITHER OF THESE INTOXICANTS!?

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« Reply #2251 on: June 18, 2013, 07:15:19 PM »
Sup guys. After getting off work early cause it was fucking dead as a doorknob and going through that bombshell blonde 8-pack and half of the Asahi 6-pack, I am sufficiently intoxicated. I am also quite blazed. Which brings me to a vital wondering thingy: People use the same words to describe being high and/or drunk and often switch them out...so...if one if 'blazed', I personally think of this as being 'high', but have heard it to mean being drunk as well. Same goes for 'faded', mainly I've heard faded in reference to being high but I heard a friend describe her drunken buddy as faded just last night. WHY CAN'T WE HAVE A DEDICATED VOCABULARY FOR EITHER OF THESE INTOXICANTS!?
Faded usually comes from cross-faded, meaning a mix of drunk and high.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2252 on: June 18, 2013, 07:30:54 PM »
Ahhh...that makes sense. THE MORE YOU KNOW!

Moving onto scotch...

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2253 on: June 23, 2013, 06:22:17 PM »
Welp, here I am again. Sunday afternoons usually end up a drunken splendor of awesomeness for me since I open the restaurant, have a fucking apocalyptic time with fifteen tables during a very short amount of time, then go home to let the fools run the show during the abso-fucking-lutely dead evening. Today was no different except I got drunk at work because it was the slowest Sunday we've had since we opened and me and the chef are brohans so we said fuck today.

That mentality is strong now. After a bottle of vinho verde and an '07 cab, I'm sufficiently drunk and feeling like a god damn orgasm. So. Here I am. Look at me. Just look. It's great. Fucking hell. SO glad we're closed Mondays. Otherwise I'd be fucked.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2254 on: June 29, 2013, 07:13:38 AM »
I'm finally coming down from about a week of being buzzed in Budapest, and while I don't want to do it very often, it was a lot of fun. I tried out a lot of new stuff (though albeit the very cheap versions, so it's probably not terribly indicative), like Guiness, Long Island Iced Tea, Kaliskaya, Palinka, Cognac and Sangria. Pretty much all of my friends were in the same state, so I didn't even feel terribly out of place or out of line, most of the time. Still, it's good to be somewhat sober again.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2255 on: July 01, 2013, 04:28:40 PM »
Just bought two 6-packs of Lagunitas Maximus, and it is really fucking good IPA. I'm almost through one 6-pack and am feeling a bit inebriated at the moment. Feeling pretty, pretty....pretttttttty good right now. /larrydavid

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2256 on: July 01, 2013, 10:54:56 PM »
I had that at the Opeth show I attended with TOX and senecadawg. It was pretty good :metal
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2257 on: July 15, 2013, 07:11:57 PM »
Hey guys I'm drunk and angry watch out beep beep

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2258 on: July 15, 2013, 07:18:57 PM »
hey floyd read this post. i'm thinking of you reading this post hoping that i have telekenetic powers. you'll read it. But I'm toats getting back into Opeth and I first discovered Maximus at an Opeth show (PN'07...or '08) and right now i'm drinking maximus so i feel like our foreskins are connected and its cool. Sean. We are the same height. That is neat. Name that movie.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2259 on: July 15, 2013, 09:12:18 PM »
hey floyd read this post. i'm thinking of you reading this post hoping that i have telekenetic powers. you'll read it. But I'm toats getting back into Opeth and I first discovered Maximus at an Opeth show (PN'07...or '08) and right now i'm drinking maximus so i feel like our foreskins are connected and its cool. Sean. We are the same height. That is neat. Name that movie.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2260 on: July 18, 2013, 01:27:06 AM »
hey floyd read this post. i'm thinking of you reading this post hoping that i have telekenetic powers. you'll read it. But I'm toats getting back into Opeth and I first discovered Maximus at an Opeth show (PN'07...or '08) and right now i'm drinking maximus so i feel like our foreskins are connected and its cool. Sean. We are the same height. That is neat. Name that movie.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2261 on: July 18, 2013, 10:33:58 AM »
I had an amazing time at Periphery last night.  Due to it being a non-alcoholic venue, me and my friend went to a bar called Sister, which has a great variety of craft on draft. We noticed a bus parked in front and realized, hey its Peripherys bus. I had s local brew called La Cumbre Elevated....really good.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2262 on: July 22, 2013, 04:08:04 PM »

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2263 on: July 25, 2013, 09:13:36 PM »
beer. and vodka. and girls
the world is good sometimes.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2264 on: July 27, 2013, 02:04:19 PM »
beer. and vodka. and girls
the world is good sometimes.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2265 on: August 17, 2013, 09:38:19 PM »
I wanna grab some butts right now. :zydar:
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2266 on: August 30, 2013, 09:15:28 PM »
Let's igup this therad! Nice evening, goodnight!
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2267 on: August 31, 2013, 10:47:13 PM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2268 on: September 01, 2013, 02:25:24 AM »
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2269 on: September 02, 2013, 12:48:56 PM »
FINALLY! Finally I have a day off... Holy fucking shit. I'm not drunk yet, but I'm feeling purdy good and I've still got a six-pack of IPA to go through so...I will be pretty soon. Haven't watched the new Breaking Dad yet so I'm waiting for Zune to get its ass in gear and give it to me. Give to to me real good. What a fuck.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2270 on: September 02, 2013, 12:50:55 PM »
Last night I decided I was going to get drunk and post in this thread...

I got way too drunk and forgot to post in this thread...  :facepalm:

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2271 on: September 04, 2013, 08:49:52 PM »
Sup guys. I'm hunk.


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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2272 on: September 07, 2013, 12:11:05 AM »
Not drunk....but buzzed and feeling disconnected and lonely.

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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2273 on: September 08, 2013, 02:40:42 PM »
Went to my friends camp site yesterday for a little "Guy Bonding".


I am still cloudy in the head.  I have way too many beers.
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Re: The official DTF "drunk" thread
« Reply #2274 on: September 09, 2013, 06:08:35 PM »
yeeees, hii\1!!

I'm a littl drunk/! i'm feelindgg good!
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